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incestandpeppermints: I know she heard me walk into her bedroom, it was like she was waiting for me just to slip her hand between her legs. For a moment I was stunned and simply stared as she feverishly caressed her wet lips. “Do you…do you like
bimboisbetter: Em only felt lucid in this moment. During the days, she was lost. She muddled through okay, but it was like being nearsighted and watching a movie without your glasses. She felt like she understood what was happening only in broad strokes,
dummieblondie: GIRLS, yesterday night a guy fucked me so rough and good. it was like, i totally even couldn’t remember my name for awhile. it was like, Guy: “what was your name again?” Me: “uhmm… dunno…” **giggles**
ohjustmagic: We couldn’t describe what it was like because you’ll never understand what it was like until you perform on the stage. It was just amazing. - Zayn Malik
mrbluehat: She knew from sex ed class that she really shouldn’t, but she just wanted to know what it was like: what it was like to fuck without protection, of course. She was so curious, and the more she thought about it, the more she couldn’t help
bannableoffense: hypnopassion: ‘I like hot girls’ growled Meredith as her eyes slammed shut. She had no idea what her trigger phrase was, or the fact that she was programmed to trigger herself whenever she was alone in the bedroom with Annie. ‘Yes
daddyssluttylittlekitty: He was on the phone, and he was yelling, pacing heatedly around the room. My skin crawled as my stomach become unsettled. I didn’t like Daddy when he was like this, when the stress of work made him this frustrated. I wanted
I have no clue why i held of posting this afjnasfI saw antman and adored it and after shennigans with some friends i did a pokemon crossover cause yes i am trash ; ) Maylene totally is wasp btw. also im never doing that outfit again fight me
Does anyone remember in that one music video thriller where Michael Jackson was showing his girlfriend a scary movie and there was zombies everywhere and in the end he was the werezombie all along?Played out just like that
baron-marius-pontmercy: thebesturl: baron-marius-pontmercy: remember when cosette said she was leaving to england and marius was like “what. what the. no. no you’re not.” and cosette was like “well!!! just come with us” and marius just “what
malatruse: missvoltairine: *pushes my glasses up my nose* CAD was not just “a popular webcomic with some detractors” it was like… idk it was like the Big Bang Theory of webcomics: a soulless, cynical, hacky attempt to cash in on a specific trend
kasunshine: Something I heard since I was a young teenager was stuff like “I wish I could draw as well as you” then immediately dismissed when asked how I learned and my answer was “practice.” Talent is bullshit, you still have to put hard
Well, so it finally happened my account on deviantart was banned after last year suspension, it’s kinda sad because that account was like 7 months old? or something like that. Welp what you can say, it was a funny ride i guess, anyway, i kinda
this was made in december 2010 i had just turned 12 and this was my first homestuck and i was like PPFF IM GONNA REDO THAT AND ITS GONNA LOOK SO COOL AND IT JUST LOOKED EXACTLY LIKE THE ORIGINAL NOTHING CHANGED ALKDJFAS;DJ;LKJ
“I’m telling you, I had a crazy dream where I was in some dojo wearing nothing but my underwear, and I was apparently gonna fight my girlfriend’s dad. And he was like, super jacked, like Olympic superhero body, and in the most dad kinda
abbymacaroni: Yet ANOTHER collab with @shitandsticks! She sent me a message saying how she was working on this super long drawing and when she showed it to me, I was instantly like PLZ LET ME COLOR THIS GURL. And she was like UM ABSOLUTELY??? Next on
snapbacksteven: It was around the big hiatus of 2016 that I became a fan of SU. And so, I’m curious … how many new fans are joining us in this even bigger hiatus of 2017? So while we’re at it, let’s have a roll call! Reblog this with the date
710m:I got on my block and I busted a U at the corner and some skater dude was like “Yoooo” and I thought I almost hit him or something so I asked if he was good and then he was like “nah man I had a shit day at work…” and
It was cold today! Butttttt we hadn’t shot in a while and since I was already “sick” .. like being pregnant can’t get it double. lol Rayven @flyestbird the troopers she was like at our first shoot in Nov 2028. She didn’t let cold weather stop
It was cold Friday ! Butttttt we hadn’t shot in a while and since I was already “sick” .. like being pregnant can’t get it double. lol Rayven @flyestbird the troopers she was like at our first shoot in Nov 2018. She didn’t let cold weather
It was cold that Friday ! Butttttt we hadn’t shot in a while and since I was already “sick” .. like being pregnant can’t get it double. lol Rayven @flyestbird the troopers she was like at our first shoot in Nov 2018. She didn’t let cold weather
#throwback - It was cold today! Butttttt we hadn’t shot in a while and since I was already “sick” .. like being pregnant can’t get it double. lol Rayven @flyestbird the troopers she was like at our first shoot in Nov 2018. She didn’t let cold
dailylparrilla: “At 3 years old, I was imitating and doing fun little commercials for the family. Then at 5, I knew, ‘OK, this is something I really like.’ At 8, I was crying in front of the mirror and my mom was like, ‘Oh boy, here we go.
fiyhi: patron-de-los-santos: mcdamnright: So I was at a thrift store and I see this little cat lamp.I was like “Aye yo, ya’ll are fuckin’ adorable.”So I bought the lil’ guy and took him home to plug him in. Then I was like “No.” well
once i scraped my knee in 3rd grade and a weird girl who was obsessed with horses was like “hold on” then she started crying and dropped tears on my knee then she was like “pegasus tears heal wounds”
vangoghismyboyfriend: the other day one of my teachers was laughing at me bc i had to take off my glasses to read something and then he was like ‘do those get in the way when ur kissing someone’ and i was just like ‘i wouldnt know’ and he laughed
biryani-barbie: Cinderella arrives at the ball. this movie was so important we had black cinderella, a black fairy godmother, and a filipino prince like yoOOOOO THIS WAS ‘97 AND PEOPLE ARE SHITTING OVER A CHEERIOS COMMERCIAL TODAY LIKE Y000000
girthyencounters: “It was a little ridiculous. My girlfriend seemed to hang on my room mate’s every word. When she came over and he was home, she followed him around like a puppy. It was like she KNEW he had a THICK one. Finally, I’d had enough…
castielsteenwolf: castielsteenwolf: A COP JUST CAME TO MY HOUSE AND TOLD US WE NEEDED TO EVACUATE AND MY DAD WAS LIKE NO SO THE COP WAS JUST LIKE WHATEVER AND WALKED BACK TO HIS POLICE CAR AND AS WE WAS WALKING AWAY MY DAD WHISPERED “YOLO” DAD
rnikan: SO AT WORK TODAY I WALKED IN AND MY MANAGER WAS ON THE GROUND CRYING AND I WAS LIKE KIM WHAT’S WRONG AND SHE POINTS TO THE ORDER SCREEN AND IT SAYS WE NEED TO MAKE 2000 PIZZAS BY 6 PM SO I CALLED THE GUY AND HE WAS LIKE “I MEANT TO ORDER
Guys, I’m in desperate nee of a Sandlot shirt, like i’ve been saying “You’re killing me smalls” since I was like 6, cause that’s when I realized I was the class giant and that was my favorite movie. Please
oriko-archive: jetstreamsamrodriguez: jetstreamsamrodriguez: OH MY GOD I JSUT REMEMBERED TAHT COMIC THAT WAS LIKE GIRLS AND GAMES AND IT WAS A CHCRISTMAS COMIC AND IT WAS LIKE “THE CAKE IS A LIE” IDK I JUST REMEMBERED IT
psychoetheric: psychoetheric: straight dude: what if my d&d character was like really violently homophobic. not because i am but like it would be dark and edgy me: (internally) oscar wilde was right in reference to this quote (tho he was also
gothbaby: once i scraped my knee in 3rd grade and a weird girl who was obsessed with horses was like “hold on” then she started crying and dropped tears on my knee then she was like “pegasus tears heal wounds”
thefingerfuckingfemalefury: beaniebaneenie: hermionehoe: theauthoressdefiant: did everyone just forget about when bill was attacked by greyback and he had a ton of scars and mrs weasley was like “oh better call off the wedding” and fleur was like
anne-e-clark: i was at rehearsal today and i was talking to these girls and the conversation got around to “who would you go gay for?” and one girl listed like ten women i was like… honey
