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mystiquel: jackstroubleinatanktop: supreme-kitten: -stonecoldfox: So, my mom went to the store and called and asked if I wanted anything. I was like, “Yeah, get me some facewash please.†And she was like, “What kind?†And I was like, “The
At first I was like, love that belly, and then I noticed those hips poking out behind that shirt and I was like, oh my god, so sexy and then he turned around in that last pic and I was like
sourwife: — i looked at him like he was the sun, he looked at me like i was of the stars // k.m.
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laurentdaily: When I read the script of ‘Inglourious Basterds’, I was like, wow, it’s been my dream to kill Hitler since I was like four so I was kind of like Shosanna already. I’m Jewish. I read the script together with my grandfather and he
Sometimes I, like, wonder about what life was like before Master found me. He says I was …umm… brainwashed into living a life that wasn’t right. Apparently I was tricked into thinking that I needed to work, that I needed to be, like,
At first I was like “Humanized Twilight Sparkle!” Then I was like “No wait that’s Stocking” Then I was like “FUCK THIS SHIT FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP!”
eli-sunday: biddybatch: adriofthedead: slow-riot: NEVER LEAVING MY ROOM EVER AGAI at first I was like WHOAAA and then I was like AAAUGH I was like “precious babu, why people hatin’ on snakes” and then I couldn’t breathe punched myself in
fuckhotbieber: Justin on President Obama: - He was like.. ughm.. “Well, hello..” and he was like, he was like, “My daughter Sasha.. Malia, my wife Michelle.. We are so gratefull that you’re coming to the White House”
Hana is treated like absolute garbage on tumblr, I hate it. I can tell when people talk to me about her how they don’t like her as much as the other women. And yeah there was a “Shipping Rules” post back when the game was in Beta, which was full
fortzancudo: 23andmemes: fortzancudo: GOD today i served a family of 3 and the dad was like “i’ll have a cappuccino” and the kid, a girl of about 11, was like “PLEASE.” and he was like “uh yeah. please” and the kid goes “well you’re
puppymother:in grade 11 i was on the phone w this boy i wanted and i owed him a favour or something so i was like “it can be anything you want” and he was like “anything?” and im like ya thats what i fuckin said and he goes “can you explain
soot-answers: Today in math we were doing some sort of geometry problem And I’m just sitting there Then I saw a triangle and I was like; “Ah. The scalene triangle” And my math teacher was all like “Looks like someone has a tumblr.” I was scREAMING
rexuality: my mom and dad were arguing in front of me whether to give me a present now or to wait til christmas and my mom was like “can we give her it now?” and my dad was like “what present” and my mom was like “you know… the good one”
puppymother: in grade 11 i was on the phone w this boy i wanted and i owed him a favour or something so i was like “it can be anything you want” and he was like “anything?” and im like ya thats what i fuckin said and he goes “can you explain
monochromaticblack: today I had a pack of starbursts and an acquaintance was like “can I have one” and since I was having a good day I was like yes and handed them one and they were like “nah a pink one.” so I took back the one I gave them, put
visibilityofcolor: I hate it when people are so against teaching young white kids to recognize their racism. Like people will literally say shit like “oh they’re too young to be taught about racism, that’s harmful!” but like children of color
Happy Halloween. At first I was like BLAH D:< then I was like Blah :| and then I was like Blah? (shrugs)
daftlypunk: i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the
xshayarsha: “One said [writing] was like walking into a labyrinth, without knowing what monster might be inside; another said it was like groping through a tunnel; another said it was like being in a cave — she could see daylight through the opening,
otterboxes: today during class this guy kept reaching into his bag and my teacher was like put your phone up and he didn’t and she was like kenny give me your phone or you’re going to the office and he was like its not a phone and then pulled out
automaticfave: tippingvelvets: today at work a little kid came in to order their birthday cake and their mom was like “(deep sigh) tell them what you want on your cake” and the kid was like “ELSA” and the mom was like “(deeper sigh) and?”
jeisdivision: One time i was like “i just love winona ryder” And this dude was like “yeh you know she shoplifted and stuff and-“ And i was like “i love her. I love winona ryder”
ostracizedpoodle:last night i went to cvs to buy lube, i was walking around looking for it and this lady came up to me and was like “can i help you find something?” and i’m like “lube” and she was like “no we don’t sell car stuff here”
That was an interesting episode, I’d love to watch it again around Halloween, it seems like it would work really well alongside other Halloween episodes. I was kinda on the right track about what Ronaldo’s issue with Lars was. I liked how
elixiroverdose: there’s nothing I don’t like about that scene
“Oh, I was looking at your blog the other day…”You mean, ‘the other day’ as in the day I was having serious intellectual discussions about episode themes and whatnot?or ‘the other day’ as in the day I was talking about how I have a
so as I was cooking I was thinking a lot about, like, Rose in general.Like, the Rebellion was fought, in part, for Gems to have the freedom to be who they wanted to be. A cause started by Rose. Which means she had to somehow be introduced to that concept
mulderscully:EVIL | 1.01 — “Pilot” (2019)You don’t have to believe in the supernatural to know that there are people out there who do bad things and encourage others to do bad things for the sheer pleasure of it. This is where our beliefs overlap.
comedianthrax: scaliepost-generator: Inflation is honestly the strangest shit. Like someone rn is thinking of getting blown up like a balloon and they’ve got a boner. i thought this was about economics at first and that second sentence hit me like a
Her sweet kisses on my lips. Like the caress of an angels wings. I don’t know how she became mine. Only that I was in the arms of an angel who saved me from life itself. And her smile was like the sunrise, he hair was like fire in the wind, her eyes
sailorfaggot: cvltnation: daylightslavings: michaeljosephcano: So my mom went to the store and called and asked if I wanted anything and I was like yeah get me some facewash please and she was like what kind and I was like the kind for your face and
xekstrin: I just saw something really delicious and was like ’oh man that food made me horny, but like, not in a sex way, in like a food way, I really want that food’ “hungry” “hungry” was the word I was looking for
victuurionice: child-abuse-isnt-sexy: homosexualchronicles: senatorgana: today my dad was like “hey honey are you mad at me?” and i was like ???? no?????? and he was like “oh okay, it’s just that you haven’t called me daddy in a long time
jackstroubleinatanktop: supreme-kitten: -stonecoldfox: So, my mom went to the store and called and asked if I wanted anything. I was like, “Yeah, get me some facewash please.” And she was like, “What kind?” And I was like, “The kind for your
ostracizedpoodle: last night i went to cvs to buy lube, i was walking around looking for it and this lady came up to me and was like “can i help you find something?” and i’m like “lube” and she was like “no we don’t sell car stuff here”
My sister just walked into my room holding a bloody rag to her face and she moved it and there was a pin stICKING THROUGH HER NOSE AND I WAS LIKE YOOOOOOOO and she was like “I pierced my nose” and I just sat there like…… the
cutiebum: prinsasspizza: batsarequiet: photographer: https://www.facebook.com/mlmonalisa omg ABIIE I THOUGHT THIS WAS U I WAS LIKE WHEN WAS DIS AND THEN I WAS LIKE OHHH I WISH THIS WAS ME FFS
I was just triggered and now I’m remembering my mom dressing up as a cow for Halloween when she was like 23 and I was 2 or 3. I saw her and got really scared. And like now I’m thinking about how my mom was only 23. And I knew her when she was that
thechamberofsecrets: i remember when i was like 14 my friend was spending the night and she told me she had to go pee and i was like ok and she was taking forever so i went to check on her and she was taking nudes in my bathroom
andrewquo: I was talking to my bisexual friend and he was telling me about the first time he had sex with another guy and I was like “idk man it just sounds pretty gay” and he was like “dude it was VERY gay”
ditzy-dolls: Being brainless feels so good. Martha was trying to stand up, she really was. It was like she was asleep, though. Like she was floating outside of her body. Being brainless feels so good. She reached up, running her hands through her hair.
chrom-o-ween: My favorite story is that one time Tolkien was with some writer friends and he was like “oh I’ve got a new story to show you guys” and one of them was like “as long as it’s not more fucking elves” and it was it was more fucking
I was horrified that all she did was smile squeeze her legs together saying how glad she was to meet him. Talking to him like I was not even there. When i squirmed she told him I might need to go pee, that I was like that as a girl.
martymikalski: remember when aang was on trial for a murder kyoshi was accused of and he was like OMG NONE OF MY PAST LIVES WOULD EVER KILL ANYONE WAH WAH WAH and then kyoshi appeared and was like YEAH I KILLED HIM W/E HE WAS A DOUCHE
i was talking with @keena-kapu once about if sun was an orphan and was adopted by the belladonnas, but ghira was like “no why” about itthen i was thinking since i like sun/ruby, taiyang could be his dad (in-law) and they can bond over being blonde
bratliketread:I was horrified that all she did was smile squeeze her legs together saying how glad she was to meet him. Talking to him like I was not even there. When i squirmed she told him the I might need to go pee, that I was like that as a girl.