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gotouda: gotouda: some guy at the mens bathroom was like oi whatre you doin here and i was like wym im not a girl and he was like aw fuck sorry you just got beautiful features and fist bumped me this is so iconic we stan whoever this man was
banadab1a4: WHEN I SUDDENLY SAW THIS at first I was like then I was like then I was really like then suddenly too much emotions to bear so I just stared at it like
burgrs: in 9th grade i was getting picked on in class and this girl was like “fuck you guys leave him alone” and called me over to her seat and I was like “thx lol” and she was like “I have something special to show you don’t tell the teacher”
i had a dream that looked just like this years ago. i was diving to a cave underwater that was like a room with a table and stuff and i was bringing things out of the water like folded blankets and ornaments etc. was a really happy dream tbh :)
in 9th grade i was getting picked on in class and this girl was like “fuck you guys leave him alone” and called me over to her seat and I was like “thx lol” and she was like “I have something special to show you don’t tell the teacher”
myheadfeelslikeafrisbee: burgrs: in 9th grade i was getting picked on in class and this girl was like “fuck you guys leave him alone” and called me over to her seat and I was like “thx lol” and she was like “I have something special to show
roughrimjob: I burned like ¾ of my forearm on the oven while I was making chicken and my mom was like “honey put some butter on it it draws the heat out” so she was rubbing a stick of butter on my arm and my stepdad was like “what’s for
homosexualchronicles: senatorgana: today my dad was like “hey honey are you mad at me?” and i was like ???? no?????? and he was like “oh okay, it’s just that you haven’t called me daddy in a long time and i was worried that i’d done something
travelingmindreader: {on a side note i found my diary from when i was like six the other day and wowowowowowow it was rly obvious i was crushing on isaac (like i called him my husband a lot it was disturbing) and i rly liked ivan also i ddin’t get
I was outside with one of my dogs and I was standing by the garage (which has this sort of lattice eave thing above it) and this huge spider suddenly drops down on a thread like two inches from my face and it scared the hell out of me because I do not
OK but like waaay back in March I was trying to draw a Pearl and Zazu comparison but I abandoned it but I still have the sketch at first I was just drawing it because I like Pearl and I like Zazu but it occured to me just how much they can in common
the sky was so gorgeous when I was out earlier. The sun had just set so that part of the sky was like a golden yellow and then up where it met the clouds it was a super vibrant red, it looked like one of those postcards with painted sunsets. Like, it
kangarude: when i was in like 6th grade this girl on my bus said she had a secret to tell me and she took a deep breath and she was like “im bisexual” and i was just like okay and then she started crying and hugged me because she was afraid nobody
vaydra: i was arguing with my (antigay) dad about gay rights and at the end i was like “i totally crushed u tbh i countered every argument you had” and he was like “but did you change my viewpoint tho” and i was like “i can lead a horse to
assbutt-in-the-garrison: vaydra: i was arguing with my (antigay) dad about gay rights and at the end i was like “i totally crushed u tbh i countered every argument you had” and he was like “but did you change my viewpoint tho” and i was like
luna-whiskers: blindsprings: Ahhh!!!! So excited for the new sailor moon anime, it’s one of those things that’s been with me since I was 6 years old (thinking I was the coolest kid because I liked something that older kids liked too) and I’m
lordbape: scene style was cutting edge af like it was such an extreme style it’s actually amazing to think about how young the people cultivating it and shit were! like it’s funny (obviously) how ridiculous it was, but it’s actually wild that 14
checkers-dr: homosexualchronicles: senatorgana: today my dad was like “hey honey are you mad at me?” and i was like ???? no?????? and he was like “oh okay, it’s just that you haven’t called me daddy in a long time and i was worried that
ariasune: I gotta write a fic about it, but like 90% sure the reason Yuugi took so long to solve the puzzle was because solving the puzzle when Atem was still in it was like– playing othello. Yuugi like moves a piece and Spirit of the Puzzle like hm
romangodfrey: lesreichenbachfinn: so today my mom was being all momish and she was like “what if we turned our house into a bed and breakfast” and I was like ummm yeah except there are literally no empty rooms in our house and she was like “we
sourwolf: onionchester: i was at the store today and i was like paying for my stuff and i’m used to the cashier asking if i want the receipt and i always answer no but this time the cashier was like “have a nice day” and i was like “No” by
EVERY SHIP I HAVE EVER SHIPPED- Nick Jonas & Miley Cyrus “We became boyfriend and girlfriend the day we met. He was on a quest to meet me, and he was like, I think you’re beautiful and I really like you. And I was like, Oh, my gosh, I like you
3-2-1queer: When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god”
tippingvelvets: today at work a little kid came in to order their birthday cake and their mom was like “(deep sigh) tell them what you want on your cake” and the kid was like “ELSA” and the mom was like “(deeper sigh) and?” and the kid was
tom-sits-like-a-whore: benot-may: bluesigma: piikopoko: you were either a winx or a w.i.t.c.h this makes me feel old. I was totally a spy i was aLL THREE
codons: codons: this girl who rode my bus once came up to me and was like “oh my god dont get offended or anything but are you GAAAAAAAAAAY?!” and i was like yeah and then she was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO HANG OUT AND GO SHOPPING” and i was
child-abuse-isnt-sexy: homosexualchronicles: senatorgana: today my dad was like “hey honey are you mad at me?” and i was like ???? no?????? and he was like “oh okay, it’s just that you haven’t called me daddy in a long time and i was worried
pipistrellus:kuzujuk:When I was little I thought all large predators had to be either cats or dogs, so I was like “is a bear a cat or a dog?” and my mother was like “it is a bear” and I was like“No.” #ironic update: the order carnivora is
be-silently-drawn:oh my god i’m laughing cause i was watching lazarus rising and everyone was like “omg what raised you from hell” and ruby was like “when this thing bleeds the earth quakes” and another demon was like “it’s the end of times”
j6: my mom was on the phone and she was talking about how it was raining all weekend and then she was like, “you know why it was raining all weekend? to rain out the gays, its unfortunate that they exist” and then I was just like “okay well I
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: 3-2-1queer: When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god” YOU PROCRASTINATED
the-alltimelow: Once when I was 19 and my period was on, I saw this batch of dandelions that were like fucking two feet tall. But there was one dandelion who was like four inches so I cried (like, a lot) cause he wasn’t with his friends so I picked
thelastcenturion-thesortinghat: roachpatrol: ok so what if Harry and Neville got into like this passive-aggressive lie-off regarding what a truly great man Severus Snape was like they got drunk and Harry was like ‘Snape though’ and Neville was like
