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Was just thinking of Sausage for lunch, actually
I’m Aaron and I’m a sissy faggot who likes to steal, wear & masturbate with my my ex gfs sisters, and my best friends sisters panties, thongs, and bras. I’m 22 and I’ve been doing this forever. I desperately need to be exposed for the pervert
theicarustheory: no one was gonna do it so i did it oops (whispers if my japanese is wrong its googles fault) I AM LAUGHING SO HARD BEC TUMBLR USER DETTSU JUST EXPLAINED TO ME THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN TAICHOU AND BUCHOU AND I’M JUST GOMEN ABOUT
i was skyping with a friend and when we finished the call he sent me a text “you werent wearing a bra"
was it easy?!
missinglinc: missinglinc: wweass: Cena & his Jiggle. I was so unaware… Lord can we appreciate it some more? My heart damn near dropped.
Little fact about Casey: When we went to go get her trained, we took a buncha courses and she did AWESOMELY and was really close to getting a service dog certificate but she couldn’t get one because she loved people so much that she would try to go
dablee:~ “You can see homeworld’s galaxy way better from here” (Peri was feeling a bit homesick) For @lapidot-tuesday prompt: Lapis’ Tower
MY 3DS HAS BEEN BROKEN SINCE 2013 AND I SPENT ALL YESTERDAY FIXING IT IM SO HAPPY THIS WAS SO FUCKING HARD BUT IDFC ANIMAL CROSSING HERE I COME
I just accidently ate something reeally spicy and my chest hurts & it feels like I’ve just done 5 shots in a row
To the girl that randomly came up to me and confessed her love to me while i was tabling at my last con i just want you to know i think about you everyday fjdhdkdks
silvermender: blightwalker: samsamtastic: lextempus: bigfatfeminist: What Gay Guys Think About Vaginas. I was prepared to be annoyed but this is delightful. I’m laughing so hard omfg why is this so precious Ian…. This is so adorable
I was looking back at my infinite fancams and im choking because in one of them while im screaming out to sunggyu and calling him baby the girl in front of me is taking a picture of her dad and i just cant ahaHa
I just feel really down because Doctor stranger started out really well and was captivating and then everything kinda just gradually fell apart /:
bonanzajellybean:im-still-in-shock: They’re making Hannibal evil… I shoulda seen this coming but still… I was hoping he’d be an anti-hero at least. :( HE EATS PEOPLE
but why was the theme song for as told by ginger so good
Wow just accidentally found a blog that was all about amputation/turning people into inanimate objects fetishes… wtf???? Like why would anyone fetishize disability or having limbs removed omg
nougatto:durnesque-esque:afeelgoodblog:Fantastic idea Article about it here. what’s important to note and missing from the “headline” tweet is that they simultaneously constructed additional good public transit to the public transit already in
t00thpasteface:unstoppable force (i want to see this tragic character survive and heal) vs immovable object (their death was the most thematic and narratively satisfying resolution possible for their character arc and anything less than death just feels
Was going to sleep early, wake up, do my hair, do my make up all nice, then of course. I can't sleep.
tonicnebula: Q has come to. ♚ - ♚ i vaguely remember reading somewhere that quiets outfit was designed to discourage cosplay. clearly that did not work out as intended.
was-sammyheughan-deactivated201: yeah OHkay david
burntlikethesun:these posts saying that everyone is back on the David Tennant train in 2019 like it’s 2011 while we loyal few have been slogging through every thing he’s put his name to over the years including two versions of the same mopey police
Like a month ago I saw someone in the Chucky tag ask for gifs of Jennifer Tilly talking about being half-Chinese and the actress who plays young Tiffany being half-Asian. I don’t know if they ever got said gifs (I didn’t see them in the tag
ostracizedpoodle: hitler was just being himself and look what happened
autumnyte: When I was younger, I wish someone had told me straight-up that not all adults experience “a calling”. That many of them never find particular purpose in a career. That sometimes, their job is just what pays the bills and they have to
ygrittesnow: when we were babies my dad was a stay-at-home dad while my mom kicked ass in the courtroom but he would carry my twin brother and me around with one baby on the front and one on his back in backpacks and women would come up and look at how
ostracizedpoodle: what was life like before copy and paste
foreveralone-lyguy: I sent my dog outside for standing on the dining room table. This was his response.
frrankiix: infinitelimit: oraldiarrhea: secretsbest: 8 month old baby hearing his mother’s voice for the first time with cochlear implant This is the most beautiful thing ever. thank you science THE BINKY JUST……. DROPPED HE WAS JUST MINDING
dottianne: ensighclopedia: hardcorewingsdotcom: WHO REMEMBERS MOTHER FUCKIN SKY DANCERS one of my friends got hit in the eye when she was seven with one of these things and she had to go to hospital that sounds about right
jojostuck: “No homo,” I whisper tearfully, cradling the dead body of the last homosexual on earth. there is no more homo. the last of his kind, and he was murdered. i will get revenge. the hunt is on.
moonblossom: jackiemakescomics: whitachi: vintar: I showed the Hawkeye Initiative to my dude ten minutes later I turned around and he was doing this quality dude excellent dude I will hold this dude up as an example for all other dudes to follow
fasterfood: did u kno that every church has a bell because that was the instrument jesus played in 7th grade band
nosdrinker: shelbylinnea: nosdrinker: next time i like somebody just remind me to kill myself it’ll be easier Or you could take a chance on someone you thought was totally out of your league and end up with the best relationship you’ve ever had.
#no she was literally a fish out of water you dont understand
Toph’s blindness was one of the most excellently handled aspects of AtLA because it wasn’t treated like a disability. So often in shows (and especially children’s animation) disabled characters are limited to apperances in “very special episodes”
touay: “youre so lucky that you can draw” yyeah it was all luck and not at all grueling and emotionally exhausting practice kind of like how olympians are lucky that theyre so good at sports
ketchup-head: this was the only thing in hannah montana ever that i liked
thevirginprince: mileyhighrus: i could never be a politician because every time it was my turn to talk in a debate it would start off with “listen you fucking prick” like idk how these people don’t do this If you do this you don’t get paid.I
elderschrader: spookymormon: i hate the assumption that it’s gay for a guy to do performing arts because last time i checked it was a lot more homosexual to be tackled by a bunch of sweaty guys than it was to spend time with a bunch of girls who fawn
execute-billiards: shada-was-in-the-area-and: mechanicalbino: ctrayn: arthurdarvillismyspiritanimal: agentsama: sardinesawesomeness: whimsicalsummersunflower: Its like an evolution 0.o OHMYGOD In which Tim Burton has just been directing one
beefysquirrels: i was washing dishes the other day and i got so into it i felt like a 50s housewife and halfway through i became overwhelmed with the thought that i had to cook dinner and pick the kids up from school but then i remembered that i’m
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queenc92: Can we talk about Lindsay Lohan for a minute? She’s dealt with a serious drug addiction and was bashed by the media for years. The girl has gotten her shit together. She got herself away from the people dragging her down, started working
black-iverson: gregwuzhere: black-iverson: theequeenpin: 5vx: Be THIS to your man. Be some trees in the sand? She meant an oasis, a respite in the desert, but it ain’t come out right. Be some foliage amidst a river? She was trying to be
In August 2021 I texted me MIL that I really needed help, I needed to talk. This was 8 months after I gave birth, I was still very much in the trenches of postpartum depression and anxiety. Annnnnd she never texted me back. She messaged me on Facebook
2013zarry:do u ever spend an entire day being really happy and then when night time rolls around you remember that you’re actually sad and kind of dead inside so you’re just like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ well that was fun while it lasted
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iworkfornickfury: dearjacquelinee: sometimes i think i miss high school and then..this is pretty accurate one time i was in class in middle school and i was eating a beef jerky slim jim and the teacher said “stop eating that unless you have enough
im reading this article about the top however many guys who made you like boys for the first time and IM SCREAMING. going to freak out about my list.river phoenix from stand by melegolaspeter pan (the real actor obv)aladdin which is odd bc he’s
I just saw a gif set of some porn on my dash and THEY HAD THE SAME BED AS ME!!!
i’ve literally never related to any words or phrases more than “i wanna be the very best like no one ever was”
I break my diet so often I literally feel like its straight up bs saying Im dieting like no I just occasionally eat salad
Like I have DEFINATELY never ever done this in my life… especially when i was a child.also I have never ABSOLUTELY stole granma’s meds and syringe to heal plushes.Or made an eye transplant from Mufasa to Simba because they were related and so
I know it’s a never ending cycle but sometimes I look back on the stuff I’ve drawn for people and I’m like “Ugh, I sent that as a gift?”.
thought it was leeches at first glance, some things shouldn’t be made black and white :/
Was It As Good For You As It Was For Me?
self reminder to draw negitoro tomorrow (today?) u//v//u
like mother like daughter ~*~*~*~
