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michaeljosephcano: So my mom went to the store and called and asked if I wanted anything and I was like yeah get me some facewash please and she was like what kind and I was like the kind for your face and then she was like BRAND and I was like seriously
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altairchan: my proudest moment was when i was like 4 and I was being babysat by our family friend’s son who was visiting and he saw me drawing randall form monsters inc and he was like oh can i have this i’ll hang it in my office! and i was like
lolthefunniest: So my mom went to the store and called and asked if I wanted anything and I was like yeah get me some facewash please and she was like what kind and I was like the kind for your face and then she was like BRAND and I was like seriously
So, my mom went to the store and called and asked if I wanted anything. I was like, “Yeah, get me some facewash please.” And she was like, “What kind?” And I was like, “The kind for your face.” And then she was like, “BRAND.” And I was
joopi: what if the cure to cancer was just believing in yourself
5evamore: goregeousity: i really have no idea what this has to do with survival skills Actually she has identifying which plants and berries are poisonous. She was quizzing herself. It’s foreshadowing because she later dies from eating poisonous
nadiaoxford: Layton: “I say! A swing set!” Link: “HAH” Layton: “Well, a gentleman should act his age—” Link: “KYEH” Layton: “—but I haven’t done this since I was a lad. Ah, how nostalgic.” Link: ”HWUAAA-AAAAA-AAAAAAH!”
alibabakun: we’ve all read a fanfic that was so disturbing it changed ur life
seerofsarcasm: bitterempress: 1800’s French Military Uniform Today’s Military Uniforms where did all the style go where was the time when you could just out-fab your opponents In current military uniform’s defense that’s just the field uniform.
barackinaroundthechristmastree: christmascockies: barackinaroundthechristmastree: my humor is very similar to my cereal soggy? actually i was going to say dry and tasteless but yours works too
falling-deeperinlove: livelaughlovedforgotten: dontgetmade: He went to Steak n Shake with his wife every year for valentine’s day since before he was married. This is his first year without a valentine. there goes my heart… Tears inside me.
sometimelow: if i was skinny and pretty i would be such a fucking whore oh my god
beyoncebeytwice: i don’t think we’re using this site the way it was intended to be used
dampsandwich: Ex was hungry so i FedEx
damnitwhatisthecatdoing: sardonicscrewdriver: shadowsbestforgotten: dragonsigma: angrynerdyblogger: huelebicho: allons-y-to221b: JUST IN CASE THERE WAS ANY CONFUSION #yeah #fuck off Wales Uh excuse me but where the fuck would this fit
fagsindubai: was the hypothermia worth the notes
ryouverua: martininamerica: YGO character motivation. This, of course, was followed immediately by a ‘tsun’.
westbor0baptistchurch: demeler: The best gifts my parents ever gave me was my face I hope you kept the receipt.
wearejohnlocked: daughter-of-white: sakura-rose12: Guys, guys, I made a gif. LOOK AT IT. IT GAVE ME HELL. PHOTOSHOP CRASHED 4 TIMES! 4. FREAKING. TIMES. *rage quit* Worth it. my mum heard me and came to ask me what i was laughing at and i had to
#I JUST FIND IT SO FUNNY THAT HE ACTUALLY THOUGHT THIS WAS SOMETHING ROSE WOULD PLAUSIBLY SAY TO HIM
zchr: what if you woke up with amnesia and all you could remember was your tumblr password and you had to discover who you were based off your posts
cosmicyoruba: chakrabot: youarelookingatthis: kissing-monsters: apiphile: sexxxisbeautiful: pizzagrrrl: Peggielene Bartels, A.K.A. King Peggy, is currently the King of Otuam, Ghana. She was chosen to be one of only three female kings in Ghana,
beccalovesdarling: blameitonthesilence: mooneymannyinthesky: i-bring-light: laughcentre: i was going through tumblr.com stats and i realized theres an expiry date for the site we finally found the actual apocalypse. And it’s in fucking
republiccityobsessed: nightingales: If I was a student at Hogwarts I’d use Howlers to send nice messages to people. So you’d be sitting there in the Great Hall eating breakfast when an owl drops a Howler in front of you. You, and everyone else on
sadness-or-euphoria: Doctor, this is why I love you. Right here. Vincent van Gogh was a man who is somewhat famous for his mental instability. He later ended his own life. For the Doctor to go and show him that his art mattered, and that his existence
thesickestjokes: Failed my Health and Safety test this morning..One of the questions was: “In the event of a fire, what steps would you take?”“fucking large ones” wasn’t the answer they were looking for.
i was crying in my car in front of the mcdonalds near my house eating french fries and listening to my sad playlist in the car and a black guy tapped on my window and just gave me life changing advice “its going to be ok lil nigga you can do it”
the-adequate-gatsby: It’s 3 am You hear a noise in your kitchen You go to investigate It’s me sitting at your table I ask you to sit down “I want to know why you thought that comment on my post was necessary.”
shooting4ownhand: mama-bird: qbits: A hard on is worth four times as much as a newborn. Pretty much sums up the rest of the bullet points, no? That last statistic was fucking disgusting… and people STILL call women who complain about the price of
hiddlestonsitslikeahohoho: pausequoi: samandriel: if you don’t think history is amusing then you’re wrong because one time 3 different guys declared themselves pope all at once and they all excommunicated each other and it was basically the funniest
cadewuver: Remember when PETA tried to say Pokemon was supporting animal abuse nice try assholes
michaelherreraart:I’m working on having a sketchbook printed in time for the CTN Expo. This was a potential cover but the format has changed and I don’t think It’s going to be full color. We’ll see. Things might change. Anyway, enjoy.
notlostonanadventure: jlassijlali: Batman and Harley Quinnsuperbabes where i can find this place Do you think it was weird for Dick because he’s known these women since childhood? Personally? Can someone just stop Bruce Timm already?
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like 4 people from the enemy team were yelling o shit waddup at me and they were saying that i better be lucio i feel bullied
tarynel: gingerfacekillah: Atlanta niggas dont care Omg Somebody gotta explain to me how THAT guy convinced grown folk he was a legit doctor.
So I was watching a Vine made where this dude was acting like he was arguing with his Latina GF and she raised her hand and he crouched down and was like sorry baby. Like it was funny and that is what makes Latina women, etc. Like it was cute? There are
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I have no idea what she’s saying or what’s even going on in 7/11 but all I know is it’s a fucking jam and I’m even more in love with Beyoncé than I was before.
soloveitchik: soloveitchik: Dude this one customer was like MY SON HAS TO GET A JOB AND STOP MOOCHING OFF MY MONEY. And I was like “how old is he?” And she was like “17” and I was like. Holy shit you’re a freak! Lmao. Like teens can get jobs
I’m allergic to weird shit, so I was looking up where I could get an allergy test done and it’s around 300 to 500 dollhairs nope nope nOPE
yesterday evening i was down in the south bay and i looked up at the sky like i like to do like a weird person and THE SKY WAS NAVY BLUE. USUALLY ITS LIKE… YOU KNOW.. ALMOST BLACKISH BLUE. BUT THE SKY WAS LIKE NAVY IT WAS SO WEIRD AND SO PRETTYYY
Tried to explain to my dad at dinner tonight why he does have white privilege even if he “worked hard for everything he has his whole life and was never handed anything” 🙄🙄🙄🙄
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all through the night by sleeping at last makes me feel so emotional and im 90% sure its bc it was on vampire diaries
so I got to workstudy like an hour late and one of the instructors was just chilling there and I was like sup what you doing? and he was like I’m gonna go smoke and watch GoT in my car lmao and I was like how do you have weed all the time and like
my mom was watching some sort of brother-sister kdrama earlier and she seemed super into it, makes me wonder if i take after her or if i rubbed off on her
WELL THAT WAS A TRIP
was checking tags on the cherub lyricstuck i did aaaa…//lays down, that’s really sweet of that person hhh ;u;
guccihairshirt: god like the thing is I remember when Lana was big in like 2012-15 and everyone was like so shocked about how masochistic she was and assumed it was just because she was some dumb pop star but like…in 2013 mitski said “I tried to eat
……I never realized I draw pretty fast, I always thought I was at a pretty average speed drawer but I guess not im no Angie jr tho thats for damn sure, she draws at the speed of fucking light
This guys reaction to jailbreak is basically what mine was holy shit
someone said I should check up on Olivia cuz I said that Lillie was my favorite and are u fucking kidding me, HOW IS THIS GAME CATERING SPECIFICALLY TO ME AND MY FAV CHARACTERISTICS???
was it just a coincidence that jasper and lapis were on a ship and it sunk, or…
Last night after Rob finished fucking me he cuddled me from the back while I had my legs crossed and I kid you not I kept cumming a good 3 times after to the point where I was still getting wet and I felt it on my thigh and Rob laughed cause he felt my
My regular doctor wasn’t there today so I had to get adjusted by a man. He was really cute but damn now my neck is so sore. 😒 this is why I need my gentle lady chiropractor.
thinking about how this dude followed me for years and was all in my DM’s constantly trying to get me to talk to him, always telling me “I’m thinking about buying your SnapChat” (ok great do it then?) but I never responded to his “hey” messages
