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bimboexec: Being in center of attention like this was so new for me. All those eyes.. men lusting, women jealous.. some disgust… I was feeling mix of shame and excitement. I was like a display girl. No one cared about anything else then my looks.
“It was a little ridiculous. My girlfriend seemed to hang on my room mate’s every word. When she came over and he was home, she followed him around like a puppy. It was like she KNEW he had a THICK one. Finally, I’d had enough…
“It was a little ridiculous. My girlfriend seemed to hang on my room mate’s every word. When she came over and he was home, she followed him around like a puppy. It was like she KNEW he had a THICK one. Finally, I’d had enough… ‘Jeez,
girthyencounters: “It was a little ridiculous. My girlfriend seemed to hang on my room mate’s every word. When she came over and he was home, she followed him around like a puppy. It was like she KNEW he had a THICK one. Finally, I’d had enough…
She was in good spirits when she got home…she had obviously enjoyed herself. When I asked her how things had gone, she told me his cock was like “a great big meat torpedo”, ”fucking massive” were the words she used. She said it was like
say-perhaps-todrugs: So I was watching Spongebob yesterday when I saw this character. As soon as I saw him I was like “Oh, he’s just like Pearl.” Then I like had a moment. What if this is Pear’s real dad? Like everyone is always wondering how
echofades: “These actresses that you work with, they use you for your music connections at the end of the day. And she heard that Prince was playing and she was like ‘Hey, um, maybe like, if there were like, some extra tickets, like, um, you would
I like that I’ve liked 10,000 things. A lot of it was pornographic in nature, and a lot of it was cute animals.
royalblooduk: “We were in the studio and I was like Ben, do the worst drum fill you could possibly think of. Like what’s the worst thing? Like really stupid. And he just started doing that and it felt like it was never going to end and we were just
younhgyun: eunwoo recommended “I Like You” by Day6 as a song that captured him and jinjin was like confess your love to day6 and eunwoo was like “day6 sunbaenim i like you” and everyone else in astro going “me too !!!! me too!!!!!”
vampireapologist: vampireapologist: last night at the club my friends introduced me to these guys and the guys were like “we’re 22″ and I was like cool and then a minute later they were like “we’re kidding we’re 18″ and I was like 18!!!!!
australiansanta: going to an all boys school was surreal like I just remembered one time a bird shitted right next to me on sport day and I said “ew” and some guy was like “ew? wtf? are you gay? like for real?” like lmfao I must have missed the
buzzfeedunsolvedgifs: It is very Old Testament. It’s like, most serial killers like to stroke themselves, and this is like- He was writing, and he was like-
I just really like the animation here, it really looks like she was thrown violently and, I dunno, I thought it was really well done
I was kind of amused by the answer at the SDCC panel about Jasper viewing Rose (Steven) as weak and how it basically boils down to that he’s small. And Rose was big, like Jasper. Like she’s like “wtf? Why are you small? You’re
silver–storms:I’ve never met anyone who likes their birthstone. Reblog + put in the tags what yours is, if you like it and what birthstone you’d rather have.
i remember i jacked off like 8 times one day and i was like damn i'm glad i got these out i felt like they was coming out weak and they woulda made bald kids like caillou caillou dad had to be on his 7th or 8th nut
h0pper: h0pper: my prof who is gay (who i am out to) just gave me the. saddest look. and one of the students was like “are you okay?” and he was just like “ha, i’m here” this is just like. devastating. everyone is just like quiet. he let
masochistangelxx: me and my friends were talking about sex and kinks the other day and my one friend was like “i cant believe some people get off on embarrassment like they like being humiliated and hurt” and i was just like :) yeah :) cant believe
carfuckerlynch:huge shoutout to the guy at the bar who said “i like your dress maam” and when i was like. i’m a man but thank you! he was like “oh shit i like your dress homie” i love you forever
btimz: androgynistic: gendermoony:gendermoony: I wish gender stuff was like, so normalised that offering puberty blockers was normal ?? Like I feel like that would help a lot of people ?? Like, we have the power to allow people to be in control of
officialunitedstates: She was beautiful like beauty And her arms were smooth like smoothness Her body smelt of flowers, like from a flower garden And her voice was like the sound of a bunny speaking rabbit
nezumi-kun-blog: きゅっきゅっのきゅ
truebjdconfessions: Once when my relationship was new I caught my boyfriend looking at my doll when he thought I was still downstairs. He said “I don’t like you and you don’t like me but we both like her. So I don’t make you face the wall and
everyday-awkward: Once my freshman year this quiet Asian girl in my school was wearing a shirt that said “I like cupcakes” and I was like “Oh I like your shirt, I like cupcakes too!” and she told me to go fuck myself and I have not been the
babyphatjeans: babyphatjeans: like imagine if i really leveled up this year and learned how to apply false lashes, rock a contoured face, and stepped my wardrobe and hair game up? like imagine if my waist was like 12 inches and my ass was like 40 and
ragingpaige: omfg I was walking home from the bus stop and I saw this elderly couple where this woman was pushing her husband in a wheelchair and I was like “aw that’s cute” but as I got closer to them I heard them talking and she was like “you’re
theroguefeminist: gooberascendant: gorgoon: Today I was talking to my dad and I referred to myself as his son(I’m genderfluid btw) and he said “Today’s a Son day huh?” And I was like “yeah” And he was like “huh, I thought today was
girlfromtralfamadore: holy shit that fortune telling tea cup is worth around 跌 I was literally over my grandma’s once and all I did was look at it and she was like “YOU WANT IT” and I was like uh “GO AHEAD TAKE IT IT’S YOURS” so now it
littlemammal: at work last week i was ringing up this guys order and when he signed i was trying to read his signature and i was like “is your last name Duck?” and he got really nervous and he was like “oh nobodys ever uhh noticed before…. i
gorgoon: Today I was talking to my dad and I referred to myself as his son(I’m genderfluid btw) and he said “Today’s a Son day huh?” And I was like “yeah” And he was like “huh, I thought today was a Saturday, not a Sunday” And I just
I woke up so sad!! I had a dream that I was beth and for some reason daryl was trying to save someone and he was feeling bad about not getting there quick enough and I was like ‘you are a great person, daryl’ and we like fought some people and beth/me
when me and darf were at the beach he was so touchy like he was so into me it was insane and he kept trying to pull me closer to him and kiss my neck and would just lightly graze his hand across my thigh or my shoulders and he carried me in the water
castiowl: i legitimately think lucifer is giving sam all these quips though i like to think every once in awhile, sam gets one on his own like the “strictly into dick now?” one - totally sam and luci was like “nailed it, sam.” and sam was like
uss-assbutt: africans: one time i was watching jeopardy and the category was “Popes” and the guy was like “I’ll take 1600 Popes” and i was like THATS TOO MANY POPES TOO MANY POPES TOO MANY POPES IN THE VATICAN TOO MANY POPES
the only reason i wish my family was rich (or at least comfortably financially stable) was so i didn’t have to hear dad yell and complain about money and how his life was so much better 25 years ago cause he didn’t have anyone to worry about
cynicz: Omg so I was just trying to comfort this girl who was way too drunk and upset and just trying to be her friend and her friend was like “she has a boyfriend…” I was like girl. I’m just trying to be her friend …heterononormsticiry hurts
worthless-sadness: This is Demi and her friend Trenton Cole Bailey Stout. They were best friends. They had known each other since Demi was 2. He was a year older than her. He stayed at their house a lot, it was like his second home, and Dallas was like
cumalloverme-baby: There was something about the way he kissed me that made me feel like I was his, it was like we were the only one’s in the world and nothing else mattered..I felt wanted and protected with him..I was his one and only Little Girl
neenorroar: chrom-o-ween: My favorite story is that one time Tolkien was with some writer friends and he was like “oh I’ve got a new story to show you guys” and one of them was like “as long as it’s not more fucking elves” and it was it
dingdongyouarewrong:one time i was in a pub in london and saw lemonade on the menu and i was like mmmm lemonade!!! but i’ve been to australia and been tricked before so i was like hey is this actual lemonade lemonade or is it just sprite and she was
I love doing these hand job videos so much. Like today, the guy was like “wow my head feels so clear now, thank you” and he was so sincere like I feel like i’m doing justice and good
downuntothealtar:tooquirkytolose:ok but did every kid have a certain historical time period that they were REALLY into?? like I was super into the california gold rush when I was 9 for no reasonyou can tell who is boring by looking through the reblogs
Also hey another funny thing: when I first started posting overwatch art I would scroll thru the tags and occasionally see it tagged “ow” and be like “omg are u guys ok”
