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thickdownstairs: It was like I was being singled out…Like I was the guy he wanted to make an example of…He was using this as an excuse to humiliate me in front of the other recruits. And giving them all permission to use me while they were away from

I was like, “Hey girl, you’re sexy. Next session I want to see that trimmed up, when I open a hairy pussy website then let it go wild.She was like "anything for you” She was so wet and horny during this session, her pussy was soaked

keiranightleys: There was a Chanel #4, but she got meningitis. She was like, “I’m sick. I have to go home.” And I was like, “No. Stay.” But she went home anyway, and then she died. So another thing I was right about.

SO I FINALLY WATCHED THE ADVENTURES OF TINTIN it was not good but it was basically gay porn without the actual porn so I’m inclined to like it despite how fucking awful it was

So there was this time I was talking to a gay dude in a bar about Bad Boys, and he was like “Yeah, but no one can be as bad as Darth Vader!”And I was like “Yeah but the same guy who voiced him voiced Mufasa so.”And the gay dude fucking threw

peachie5000: bismuth: in 2015, steven universe was on hiatus for 27 weeks in the year. in the 25 weeks it wasn’t on hiatus, 38 episodes were released. in 2016, steven universe was on hiatus for 36 weeks in the year. in the 16 weeks it wasn’t on hiatus,

thesungqueen: xDDD oh my gosh~~ I totally LOL at the whole entire thing!! It was mostly actually all of Niel that was exclaiming andstuff xDD He was like telling to jump and stuff and like yelling whenit was Changjo’s turn saying “OH! CHANGO!”

puppymother: in grade 11 i was on the phone w this boy i wanted and i owed him a favour or something so i was like “it can be anything you want” and he was like “anything?” and im like ya thats what i fuckin said and he goes “can you explain

rexuality: my mom and dad were arguing in front of me whether to give me a present now or to wait til christmas and my mom was like “can we give her it now?” and my dad was like “what present” and my mom was like “you know… the good one”

reggaeairhorn:serpentine913: “We were all running because we heard the gunshots and then she stopped and she was like, ‘I think I got shot.’ And I was like, ‘Hadiya, please stop joking,’” Best friend Klyn Jones said. “She was like ‘No

swiftsecrecy: screamingiminlovewithyou: Can you imagine….if tswift just like…showed up at your school and was like “get in loser we’re going shopping” and everyone at your school was freaking out because tswift but she was like no I’m looking

beyoncebeytwice: a few days ago this kid promised he’d let me see his english homework today and when i asked him about it he was like oh wait i dont have it and i was like “wow you really let me down im heartbroken” and he was like “oh are you

monochromaticblack: today I had a pack of starbursts and an acquaintance was like “can I have one” and since I was having a good day I was like yes and handed them one and they were like “nah a pink one.” so I took back the one I gave them, put

tashalyonnes: My manager called and was like, ‘“You got a nomination.” And I was like, “You’re making fun of me.” I didn’t know why he would call to prank me at this hour. I was like, “I won’t believe it until I see it in writing.”

cigarettesafteraffection: When I first made my tumblr account I was so scared to repost porn so I was just liking the pictures and I was feeling like an undercover slut

daftlypunk: i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the

cool. so today my dad was supposed to clean me and my sisters bathroom like he does every week but since i’m money hungry right now i said i’d clean it so i did and i was like will i get paid?!?! and he was like okay we’ll see how good

daftlypunk: i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the

ostracizedpoodle: last night i went to cvs to buy lube, i was walking around looking for it and this lady came up to me and was like “can i help you find something?” and i’m like “lube” and she was like “no we don’t sell car stuff here”

puppymother: in grade 11 i was on the phone w this boy i wanted and i owed him a favour or something so i was like “it can be anything you want” and he was like “anything?” and im like ya thats what i fuckin said and he goes “can you explain

ostracizedpoodle: last night i went to cvs to buy lube, i was walking around looking for it and this lady came up to me and was like “can i help you find something?” and i’m like “lube” and she was like “no we don’t sell car stuff here”

daftlypunk: i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the

daftlypunk: i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the

puppymother: in grade 11 i was on the phone w this boy i wanted and i owed him a favour or something so i was like “it can be anything you want” and he was like “anything?” and im like ya thats what i fuckin said and he goes “can you explain

ostracizedpoodle: last night i went to cvs to buy lube, i was walking around looking for it and this lady came up to me and was like “can i help you find something?” and i’m like “lube” and she was like “no we don’t sell car stuff here”

puppymother: in grade 11 i was on the phone w this boy i wanted and i owed him a favour or something so i was like “it can be anything you want” and he was like “anything?” and im like ya thats what i fuckin said and he goes “can you explain

daftlypunk: i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the

ostracizedpoodle: last night i went to cvs to buy lube, i was walking around looking for it and this lady came up to me and was like “can i help you find something?” and i’m like “lube” and she was like “no we don’t sell car stuff here”

puppymother: in grade 11 i was on the phone w this boy i wanted and i owed him a favour or something so i was like “it can be anything you want” and he was like “anything?” and im like ya thats what i fuckin said and he goes “can you explain

daftlypunk: i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the

supreme-kitten: -stonecoldfox: So, my mom went to the store and called and asked if I wanted anything. I was like, “Yeah, get me some facewash please.” And she was like, “What kind?” And I was like, “The kind for your face.” And then she

daftlypunk: i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the

daftlypunk: i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the

vulcandeathgrlp: my spanish teacher was doing a presentation and was like “hijos, that means children. for example:’ el familia weasley tiene siete hijos’ the weasely family has 7 kids” and i was like “dont you mean six” and like 10 people

computernoise: I had a dream I was watching keeping up with the kardashians and Kylie had gotten cyborg legs like they had taken the legs of an AT-ST from Star Wars and put them on her lower half so she was like 11 feet tall and Kim was like “I think

puppymother: in grade 11 i was on the phone w this boy i wanted and i owed him a favour or something so i was like “it can be anything you want” and he was like “anything?” and im like ya thats what i fuckin said and he goes “can you explain

daftlypunk: i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the

rexuality: my mom and dad were arguing in front of me whether to give me a present now or to wait til christmas and my mom was like “can we give her it now?” and my dad was like “what present” and my mom was like “you know… the good one”

ostracizedpoodle: last night i went to cvs to buy lube, i was walking around looking for it and this lady came up to me and was like “can i help you find something?” and i’m like “lube” and she was like “no we don’t sell car stuff here”

I’m feeling sooo good today, darfin hasn’t really talked to me this weekend and he was like ‘you can see me Monday’ and I’m like 'IM BUSY’ and he was v surprised and I was like YA IM GOING TO A POLE CLASS and he’s

iconiacpotterhead: f0revergrand: michaeljosephcano: So my mom went to the store and called and asked if I wanted anything and I was like yeah get me some facewash please and she was like what kind and I was like the kind for your face and then she

i wore those terezi glasses for like 20 mins and when i got in the house everything (with them on) everything was tinted black and all the sunlight was red and it looked like a still out of a horror video game and when i took them off everything was like

theofficenerd: niam-ate-nouis: -stonecoldfox: So, my mom went to the store and called and asked if I wanted anything. I was like, “Yeah, get me some facewash please.” And she was like, “What kind?” And I was like, “The kind for your face.”

puppymother: in grade 11 i was on the phone w this boy i wanted and i owed him a favour or something so i was like “it can be anything you want” and he was like “anything?” and im like ya thats what i fuckin said and he goes “can you explain

puppymother: in grade 11 i was on the phone w this boy i wanted and i owed him a favour or something so i was like “it can be anything you want” and he was like “anything?” and im like ya thats what i fuckin said and he goes “can you explain

jackstroubleinatanktop: supreme-kitten: -stonecoldfox: So, my mom went to the store and called and asked if I wanted anything. I was like, “Yeah, get me some facewash please.” And she was like, “What kind?” And I was like, “The kind for your

monochromaticblack: today I had a pack of starbursts and an acquaintance was like “can I have one” and since I was having a good day I was like yes and handed them one and they were like “nah a pink one.” so I took back the one I gave them, put

rexuality: my mom and dad were arguing in front of me whether to give me a present now or to wait til christmas and my mom was like “can we give her it now?” and my dad was like “what present” and my mom was like “you know… the good one”

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: they played “i’ll stop the world and melt with you” in stranger things and my mom was like “i love that song” and i was like “me too!” and she was like “how TF do you know that song?!” and i didn’t

trainthief:my coworker today was like “i bet you dont know this song” and put on Don’t Go Breaking My Heart. And I was like “yeah, of course I do, it’s Elton John” and he was like “who?” and I said “Elton John. He wrote this” and

jackstroubleinatanktop: supreme-kitten: -stonecoldfox: So, my mom went to the store and called and asked if I wanted anything. I was like, “Yeah, get me some facewash please.” And she was like, “What kind?” And I was like, “The kind for your

puppymother: in grade 11 i was on the phone w this boy i wanted and i owed him a favour or something so i was like “it can be anything you want” and he was like “anything?” and im like ya thats what i fuckin said and he goes “can you explain

likeyaknowhatever: jackstroubleinatanktop: supreme-kitten: -stonecoldfox: So, my mom went to the store and called and asked if I wanted anything. I was like, “Yeah, get me some facewash please.” And she was like, “What kind?” And I was like,

organmeat: daftlypunk: i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered

My mom was like : He’s not winning. And I was like : Mom, you don’t know the power of social media, Leo’s my baby. I’m all in, its happening. And then the Oscars was like: LOL no fuck you. ps. die.

rexuality: my mom and dad were arguing in front of me whether to give me a present now or to wait til christmas and my mom was like “can we give her it now?” and my dad was like “what present” and my mom was like “you know… the good one”

thisarenotarealblog replied to your post:I was wondering, besides SU and RWBY, what other…youtube.com/watch?v… and youtube.com/watch?v… and the coming part 3I love Digi-bro’s analysis!!

b3lle-of-the-ball: jackstroubleinatanktop: supreme-kitten: -stonecoldfox: So, my mom went to the store and called and asked if I wanted anything. I was like, “Yeah, get me some facewash please.” And she was like, “What kind?” And I was like,

fuchs4chan: sketchtime! “chimera”- edition. well i was just trying to use one of these cats posing like pin ups pics for a griffin but then i was having trouble with the beak and head position and i looked kinda like having two heads and i was like

morganfree-man: I had to get taken home by a cop last night and while I was telling him where to go, he took a left and was I like “um excuse me you didn’t use your blinker” and he was like “did you see a cop” Yes like you are a cop I literally

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