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charlesdarwn: YESTERDAY I WAS GOING INTO ENGLISH CLASS AND THIS KID WAS TELLING MY TEACHER “I HAVE THIS VIDEO I WANT TO SHOW THE CLASS” AND MY TEACHER WAS LIKE “OKAY WHATS IT RATED” AND HE WAS LIKE “OH ITS G ITS DEFINITELY G” AND SO HE WENT
ragingpaige: omfg I was walking home from the bus stop and I saw this elderly couple where this woman was pushing her husband in a wheelchair and I was like “aw that’s cute” but as I got closer to them I heard them talking and she was like “you’re
The whole reason I stuck around to watch Sweden laundry was so Bom and Soochul could at least like idk get together? It was the ONLY reason for watching this. There wasn’t even a confession from Bom like she literally just said bye to him before leaving
Sooo yesterday I was alone at home and I was drunk and I mean like I was drunk drunk hehe.. But anywayyyyy..After my blackout adventure I woke up hours later and honestly have no idea what I did that day..And later I was just walking in my room and in
Idk what the omo god are trying to tell me… So it was like 1am and I was in bed and my phone stared ringing and it was my dad.. I was like what the heck?? And answered a confused hello??“Hey were you asleep?”“Uhhh no?? Whats up??”“Ok
victor-vondoom: i was sprawled out on david’s bed listening to music while he was putting food out for bruiser and marley and i was like, “we should have sex” and he calls back, “okay, but can i wear my hat?” so naturally i was like, “what
mitziee: I did this when I was 6 I cried and I couldn’t walk after! ):When I went on it last year 10 years on.. It was like cool.. didn’t scream or nothing it was all like not a single fuck was given that day! yep. |-)
littlemammal: at work last week i was ringing up this guys order and when he signed i was trying to read his signature and i was like “is your last name Duck?” and he got really nervous and he was like “oh nobodys ever uhh noticed before…. i
My body hurts. I was asked to stay late by friend coworker and resented it. A big deal was made out of how much ~work~ we (read: he) got done but it was work that I am CONSTANTLY doing anyway, just way more slowly, so I felt like it was like, oh just
lil-mizz-jay: I had a dream where a girl had this like, big horrifying bone creature on a leash, like it looked like something out of Dark Souls And another lady was like “Oh my, what breed is he?” And she was like “Eldritch!” And then the bone
heyfightme: heyfightme: heyfightme: Maybe the gayest reaction I’ve ever had to something was when I was like 14 and reading ‘Twilight’ for the first time, and when Bella first said she was in love with Edward I was like, “what the fuck. Since
rubykgrant: sombysomby: I posted this on Twitter, but I can share this here as well. (yeah, I remember when I was like 9 and I found a Kimba VHS, and I felt like I was in teh Twilight Zone. it was years alter when I actually learned what the heck was
gorgoon: Today I was talking to my dad and I referred to myself as his son(I’m genderfluid btw) and he said “Today’s a Son day huh?” And I was like “yeah” And he was like “huh, I thought today was a Saturday, not a Sunday” And I just
popcrimes: Lumpy Space Princess and Clueless crossover! This was so much fun to do, like oh my glob. Comikaze was a blast! This was a spontaneous mini photoshoot I did with Chief Geek Photography, and I’m glad we did it! There was like totally this
vampireapologist: vampireapologist: vampireapologist: i was never seen again. this was the best time ever bc my host had just changed the tire and I was like “oh hell yeah an old tractor tire! you know what that means!” and everyone was like “no….”
i watched this for the first time when i was like 8 and had a boner the whole movie. i watched it again when i was 12 and had like a semi-erection. i watched it again when i was 26 and was just super disappointed with adolescent me.
just-a-penis-with-a-dream:I remember when I was like in first grade there was this group boys that would make fun of me and like one time one of them said I dropped something under the table and when I reached down to grab it his penis was outI was in
gavinbelsons: i can’t believe the macarena was a thing that the entire country just. went through. like the entire united states was just in a fugue state where the macarena was the only dance you could do. for, like, several years, too. this wasn’t
dance-like-a-tree: WHAT IF STEVEN CAME INTO THE ROOM HALLOWEEN DAY WITH LIKE FAKE BLOOD ALL OVER HIM AND ONE OF THOSE FAKE AXES IN HIS BACK OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT AND HE’S LIKE “GUYS LOOK” AND PEARL LOOKS OVER AND JUST HAS A FRICKIN HEART ATTACK
imsirius: ”[Dan] was prepared. He had done the work, came in, was ready to work like from the first bar, you know? It was like rock n’ roll. That was impressive in one so young.” - Gary Oldman, The South Bank Show
1612th: in 4th grade there was this girl who had a collection of furbies and one day she brought like 12 in to class and she was sitting in the back licking them and biting their hair off and i asked her what she was doing and she was like “im feeling
whatacatchsanta: omfg I was walking home from the bus stop and I saw this elderly couple where this woman was pushing her husband in a wheelchair and I was like “aw that’s cute” but as I got closer to them I heard them talking and she was like
generic2007popsong: last week i saw sausage party, there were only 2 other ppl in the theater and they walked out halfway through do you know what it’s like to watch a movie like sausage party all by yourself in a theater? it was an incredibly surreal
tiny-septic-box-sam: trashfirefallon: trashfirefallon: I had sex in a graveyard and was walking around nude cause it was like 80 degrees and I was all sweaty and it was like midnight or whatever. So this car rolls up out of nowhere and I’m stark
mr-radical: at first glance i thought that said the original price was บ and i was like HOT DIGGITY WHAT A BARGAIN and then i realised it was actually ร.99 and i was like oh it actually is a bargain
celticpyro: mama-germany: dangerbooze: trashfirefallon: trashfirefallon: I had sex in a graveyard and was walking around nude cause it was like 80 degrees and I was all sweaty and it was like midnight or whatever. So this car rolls up out of nowhere
neenorroar: chrom-o-ween: My favorite story is that one time Tolkien was with some writer friends and he was like “oh I’ve got a new story to show you guys” and one of them was like “as long as it’s not more fucking elves” and it was it
theroguefeminist: gooberascendant: gorgoon: Today I was talking to my dad and I referred to myself as his son(I’m genderfluid btw) and he said “Today’s a Son day huh?” And I was like “yeah” And he was like “huh, I thought today was
dingdongyouarewrong: one time i was in a pub in london and saw lemonade on the menu and i was like mmmm lemonade!!! but i’ve been to australia and been tricked before so i was like hey is this actual lemonade lemonade or is it just sprite and she was
burningonyx: gorgoon: Today I was talking to my dad and I referred to myself as his son(I’m genderfluid btw) and he said “Today’s a Son day huh?” And I was like “yeah” And he was like “huh, I thought today was a Saturday, not a Sunday”
adickted2boys: 2-shane-s: I thought that only the bag of chips was knitted so I was like lmaoo idiot bird got owned then I saw that the bird was knitted as well then I realized I was the idiot bird getting owned I feel like an idiot.
condorn: Ok so when i went to this church retreat thing this guy was telling us a story about his friend who was sitting on a plane next to Eminem the rapper but she had no clue that it was him ok. So he like looked at her and was like “ you arent
dickclops: my dad just asked came over and asked me what i was so focused on drawing and this was on the screen and he was like, WHAT THE HELL IS THIS SOME SORT OF SICK JOKE. WELL IT ISNT FUNNY YOUNG LADY. and so i was like, “no dad, its not what
condorn: Ok so when i went to this church retreat thing this guy was telling us a story about his friend who was sitting on a plane next to Eminem the rapper but she had no clue that it was him ok. So he like looked at her and was like ” you arent
emileconroy: basically i might have known i was bi when i was a small child like not older than 10 and i found this girl cute but i was like “if i was a GUY i might have a crush on her” bc i didnt know people could be anything BUT straight and this
sleepy-bookworm: chrom-o-ween: My favorite story is that one time Tolkien was with some writer friends and he was like “oh I’ve got a new story to show you guys” and one of them was like “as long as it’s not more fucking elves” and it was
theroguefeminist: gooberascendant: gorgoon: Today I was talking to my dad and I referred to myself as his son(I’m genderfluid btw) and he said “Today’s a Son day huh?” And I was like “yeah” And he was like “huh, I thought today was a
trashfirefallon: I had sex in a graveyard and was walking around nude cause it was like 80 degrees and I was all sweaty and it was like midnight or whatever. So this car rolls up out of nowhere and I’m stark fucken naked. I’m also white as fuck.
africans: one time i was watching jeopardy and the category was “Popes” and the guy was like “I’ll take 1600 Popes” and i was like THATS TOO MANY POPES TOO MANY POPES
tabbydarling: I was so bored at work last night!!!!!!!! Also J#2 saw me make this LMAO I didn’t notice until after he was laughing and was like “Are you going to send that to me?” I went over to him and was like “Here’s the HD version…..”
flatabsandthighgaps: paradiseofhealth: did-you-kno: Source k throwing up right now So I was legit hoping that this was something where it was taken out of proportion, like, okay, everything has water in it for the most part, and it was like that
primateculture: aloepusher: “her skin was like chocolate that was the color of her skin. her eyes were also brown, like chocolate, but a type of chocolate that was a different shade of brown than her skin. her hair was as black as very very dark
redickulousness: “Don Cornelius did not want to see how I really danced, I was doing Hip-Hop and it was foreign to people out in California. Don was like ‘oh no no no no no no no no, you’re a girl’. And I was like ‘what!?’”. -Rosie
living-death: Emma: (laughs) I was so shocked! J.K. Rowling: Yeah, she was very very shocked! You were young and I’m sorry. I shouldn’t have - Emma: I was horrified! I was like, “Both of them?!” J.K. Rowling: Like, “How could you do that
![imsirius: ”[Dan] was prepared. He had done the work, came in, was ready to work like from the first bar, you know? It was like rock n’ roll. That was impressive in one so young.” - Gary Oldman, The South Bank Show](https://64.media.tumblr.com/dc13884ea421987f18a0c44016ece4bf/tumblr_n7zrx4jHnR1qa3emao1_250.gif)
