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ufo-spooky: trashythingsgohere: I live in a very classy area I know this is supposed to be a joke but FOR REAL tell your health provider about ANY street drugs or prescription pills you got in your system. They will not ever call the cops on you, you
bifca: justplainsomething: nakedsasquatch: lanawhatever: nakedsasquatch it’s ya man Okay but seriously folks - as often as I joke about this movie stirs my loins and as weirdly popular as this text post got a while back, I wanna rap with you all
okay–anyways: i would try to make a joke but we just got a vice president who openly, proudly admits he would subject children to psychological torture if it meant there was even a chance that they wouldn’t grow up to be like me. a specific kind
ultra-ugo: jaxxgarcia: debrides: 6slut: you ever see girls that are so pretty that you don’t know what to do with yourself i made a pretty girl laugh w/a silly joke and i got so flustered that i apologized this pretty girl told me my hair was
markraas:So i got my Nutcracker skin, so to celebrate that, i join the nut jokes. Hopefully i’m not too late…
mousathe14: notsosilentwallflower: busket: pardon me my good uh… sir. filed under: jokes I never got as a child that makes me cry tears of laughter Oh my god.. I GET IT NOW!
ayellowbirds: scruffsmcgoogle: prettyboyshyflizzy: yall southern states got dinosaurs running around and yall make jokes about new york having rats But they are places to be expected. NY rats take the subway and be trying to sell their mixtapes and
tripropellant: dell-a-vabeaut: tripropellant: french = joke language. someone made it up in a hot summer sunday for a laugh and it caught on As a french person: i can definitely confirm that this is true That’s weird, because you’d speaking English…Got
cinematik: i hate this post bc i just put my phone down with this open on my dash and my mom came by and read it and got genuinely angry and i had to explain why it’s a joke
celticpyro: libertarirynn: garbage-empress: omegajako: historical-nonfiction: Bugs Bunny accidentally transformed the word nimrod into a synonym for idiot because nobody got a joke where he sarcastically compared Elmer Fudd to the Biblical figure
hungarianator: i-change-too-often: masochist-incarnate: michigen: i emailed them as a joke and they gave me a scarily realistic response and i was too scared o say anything back i emailed them and i never got a reply, i’d like you to show yours
evilkakyoin:evilkakyoin:i have to stop filling my inventory with mountain dew as a joke im getting in real fights where i need Healing and all i got is fucking 20 cans of Dew
kaijuno: girl at work who i was 99% sure was gay made a joke about being gay today and i was the only one who got it and we just
apoliticalfemdomappreciator:slab-o-meat:i know the memes and the jokes have all come and gone but what was UP with this guyHe was the only original character in the movie so people got excited.
doccywhomst:doccywhomst:i love the term “joshing.” it’s slang, meaning to joke or tease playfully. “i’m just joshing you.” who is this notorious josh. who joshed so much that the whole concept got named after himheir
zicko:hypotheticalpeople:Guy who got the death penalty but he survived so they just let him leavethis reminds me of a joke. so theres this bulgarian guy right? loves trains, has loved trains since he was a kid. one day, the bulgarian railroad association
ulibeanz: ulibeanz: ulibeanz: did i tell y’all that one time when my friends and i were making a joke mockumentary about a fake cryptid, my sibling and i got into a really bad hospitalizing car crash and instead of delaying it we just decided to
pouahhh: My name is Kurt Hummel. I’m a sophomore at McKinley. My first day at this school, the principal got up in front of the whole freshman class and told us that the next four years were going to be the best years of our lives. What a joke.
fit2please: Got my ass handed to me by my leg/booty workout tonight, lol bad joke 🍑
cyanblur: i remember one time the simpsons made a joke about fox news and they got so insulted they tried to sue them but the court was like “this aired on ur network u can’t sue urself”
hiyokoko: FINALLY MY FAMILY STOPPED THEIR ANNUAL INSIDE JOKE OF NOT GETTING ME BAYONETTA AND ACTUALLY GOT ME BAYONETTA
rnortal: nreeds14: rnortal: rnortal: who else can’t wait until they have a cute gf??? all of those who reblogged will be blessed w a cute gf This isn’t a joke guysI rebloggedAnd got a cute gf confirmation from one of the happy customers
thatmightyheart: so what is the truth.gif i just wanted to use the joke from hot fuzz (2007) ……. it got away from me ……
rapunzel-corona-lite: thighetician: kingsmooter: lazydelusionalnerd: MY BOY JACKIE IS GOING FULL NEESON Ain’t no jokey jokes in this one. Jackie’s got a duct tape silencer Jackie CHan on his real shit y’all this ain’t a drill
randomsplashes: randomsplashes:when u and ur fiance play the pocky game but yurio (aka ur skating son) decides to cut it in half (insp)(on redbubble!!) bonus: jokes on u yurio,,,,,,victor’s got like 10 boxes
rkcart: You know, I’ve been thinking. Noctis, Gladio, and Ignis have all known each other for a long-ass time, but Prompto had only joined the group relatively recently. So there have got to be so many inside jokes, memories, and just basic information
slim2k6: kyky1118: attiea: kyky1118: kyky1118: kyky1118: kyky1118: kyky1118: kyky1118: Bowser Peach literally have too much power. This all started out as a joke from a comic. Now we got fucking artists like Akiman (the original Street Fighter
mydrunkkitchen: montagemode: roachpatrol: oliviawhen: A solid way to accept someone’s feelings. i’m gonna die still laughing at this I gleefully showed this to at least four people and nobody got the joke so My method
chopgum: zigzaggrandvisior: chavabear11: highcheesewhiz: the ending omg W H A T @dest-chase @greyskycloud I was about to make a joke that this is the tutorial level in every platformer game but THE ENDING GOT ME
arcanehex: thespookyastabater: a kiss makes ur day but anal sex makes your hole weak Scrolled past this, scrolled right back up, got the joke, screamed
captainarlert: I was going to laugh at Eren calling him Jeanbo, but then I got sad when I heard Eren’s voice because he isn’t joking or teasing. And why? Because he wishes he had a mother he could be nice to.
wibbly-wobbly-ironic-stuff: wibbly-wobbly-ironic-stuff: wibbly-wobbly-ironic-stuff: Just one, actually. How many scientists does it take to build a time machine? Either no one’s got this joke yet or people refuse to give me notes.
fstw: I’m calling it now 5 years from now when it’s New Year’s Eve before the year 2020 every white person gonna wear those New Years glasses and all make the same joke “haha look I got 20/20 vision”
artofseductionlxix: elhajjmalik: I’m just sayin’ I got them real history jokes. yoooooooooooooo lol
oceanflowerbird: a woman got wooden breast implants yesterday it would be funny if this joke had a punch line wooden tit
innumerablegibbons: A women got breast implants made of wood yesterdayIt would be funny if this joke has a punchlineWooden tit
