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leeterr: Benezia is indicktrinated. Got it? Instead of indoctrinated. Like dick, lmao. Sound versions BLEACHED BLACKED Soundless versions Interracial Webm Gfycat Normal Webm Gfycat You didn’t see that coming huh? (Insert it’s too dark joke here)
Via: http://altporn.net/news/2013/09/16/evecates-unicorn-nails-sexy-talons/If you have any kind of fingernail fetish, Eve Cates has got you covered tonight. She keeps joking that she has unicorn nails tonight. Eve Cates even gave a bunch of detail on
Via: http://altporn.net/news/2016/04/01/godsgirls-do-you-want-to-know-how-i-got-this-boner-kvlt-is-the-answer-no-joke/Remember that scene in The Dark Knight, when the Joker is locked in the interrogation room after Batman goes running off to save Harvey
“Lonnie pumped away on me while I got acquainted with his big friend. I remember thinking ‘Wow! He’s going to take some getting used to!’ His GIRTH really opened me up. Lonnie jokingly complained that I was loose for a week after
Our second date was at my place for dinner and TV. The show we were watching made some reference to size and he made a comment about “bigger is better” or something. “Think you got that covered?” I asked jokingly. “Not a
“Lonnie pumped away on me while I got acquainted with his big friend. I remember thinking ‘Wow! He’s going to take some getting used to!’ His GIRTH really opened me up - it was awesome! Lonnie jokingly complained that I was loose for a week
After joking about it and giving her shit for months, we had finally convinced her to fuck both of us. But I felt sorry for him…from the moment she got my dick in her hand she totally ignored him. “My God - it’s fucking HUGE!“ she squealed.
girthyencounters: After joking about it and giving her shit for months, we had finally convinced her to fuck both of us. But I felt sorry for him…from the moment she got my dick in her hand she totally ignored him. “My God - it’s fucking HUGE!“
absqrst: Gift Card For his birthday Sam had got his boyfriend Zeke a gift card for this new store, Skin Deep, it claimed to be a body morphing company. Sam assumed it was a joke and would end up with Zeke coming back if a lookalike doll or some really
absqrst: “What do you mean I just got hot” “I’m taking this mask off” “See, just the same skinny me, stop joking guys” “Yea, like the mask make me hunky” “OK, I’ll put it back on” “What…no
absqrst:Worth ItIf you asked any guy ‘if you had one wish what would you wish for’ many would say a bigger dick and I was no different. I got the old fashioned genie lamp, the gold one with the Aladdin look. As a joke I gave it a rub. A genie popped
realhankmccoy: wrestlingisbest: 141 Mizzou Tiger, Taylor Ronan I saw this singlet at the mall and got it for a laugh, like what sort of dumb jock would want to dress like that and fuck up his grades? I put it on though and flex just for a joke, but
cagedjock: I cum without Master’s approval and as a result I got my punishment. He made me put on my nipples the magnetic balls extra strong so they pinch against my skin. These balls are no joke and I was told to kneel, hands behind my back, head
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“Lonnie pumped away on me while I got acquainted with his big friend. I remember thinking ‘Wow! He’s going to take some getting used to!’ His GIRTH really opened me up - it was awesome! Lonnie jokingly complained that I was loose for a week
Enough bullying for today.They actually got worse with their animations. ME1 looked better and this is not a joke.EDIT:HL2, VTMB and pretty much every other game before ME.
Benezia is indicktrinated. Got it? Instead of indoctrinated. Like dick, lmao.Sound versionsBLEACHEDBLACKEDSoundless versionsInterracialWebmGfycatNormalWebmGfycatYou didn’t see that coming huh? (Insert it’s too dark joke here) Yes, it is but it’s
She was out having drinks with her girlfriends when I first saw her. I knew I had to have her in my bed. Tonight! I introduced myself and bought several rounds of drinks for the ladies, told a few jokes and got them laughing. But I paid the
mommyfuckedmybully: “i mean, technically you were in it too,” they’d all joke. All 5 of my closest friends all received my mom’s gift now. Each time she gave them their present, it got harder and harder for me to watch.
Trying to think of a seaman joke but I got nothin’.
Sarenna Lee at the beach. Trying to think of a joke with the punchline “floatation devices” but I got nothing.
A pleasant birthday surprise! I had half-jokingly wished for a mega-sized and overfed Snorlax, and Tanuki came through with this cute and sexy sketch. I got Tanuki’s permission to color and shade this image, so watch for that in the near future.
Shaggy, sucking off Velma and Daphne. His cock is dripping so I guess he just got done jerking off. Wotta a lucky guy, no joke.
Making jokes about alien abductions, might give you a laugh here and there, but it all changes when it happens to you. This is what has happened to Cindy and Ashley .They got a taste of an alien… Check out this new comic by Nonsane! Includes
aceliousarts: Thus, Marron was concieved. Finally finished the remastered version of this POST! I was so happy how popular the last one got, so I decided to redo it with color and more! Also couldn’t resist reviving a classic joke from TeamFourStar!
samson-sfw-tumbling: pompouspersephone: bruddabois: rapunzel-corona-lite: thighetician: kingsmooter: lazydelusionalnerd: MY BOY JACKIE IS GOING FULL NEESON Ain’t no jokey jokes in this one. Jackie’s got a duct tape silencer Jackie CHan on
pron4all: hotnessa: realhotpics: catzogrande: hotwifefantasy: We used to joke about how poor she was at sucking cock, but it is amazing how good she got once we agreed she could fuck other men. Just the other night, she had me sit and watch her
boltontits: avalanche1980: Ashley Lawrence I’ve got a foursome that would love to turn your three holes like they were 18 holes. Golf Jokes. http://boltontits.tumblr.com GOOD GOD. HOLY CRAP.
babyfacessuck: What a joke. You’ve got the hardest working guy in the business, CM Punk on top. WWE CHAMP. Things are good. But this motherfucker who’s only back to promote some terrible movie like he’s always in, apparently is “too good” to
A friend of mine asked if I could recreate some of @rugabooty’s Vegbul comic pages, Edge, with genderbend versions of the characters. I don’t know how we got onto the topic, we just joked around about how we thought “Boxer” would be a total man
cxcktail-cliffxrd: My 5sos bath bomb joke I dont know how my tweet got to 4.5k rts UPDATE: its at 6.5k
montagemode:roachpatrol: oliviawhen: A solid way to accept someone’s feelings. i’m gonna die still laughing at this I gleefully showed this to at least four people and nobody got the joke so
mmsketch: My man LM requested Little Witch Academia chick as a joke, I did it anyway. Haven’t drawn anything in ages. Here you go bro I’m surprised that my computer didn’t crash half way through. Maybe more to come :) MM finally got a tumblr!
montagemode: roachpatrol: oliviawhen: A solid way to accept someone’s feelings. i’m gonna die still laughing at this I gleefully showed this to at least four people and nobody got the joke so hahhahaaha, I get it now!! *tears of laughter*
intoxifaded: Okay so omg wow So today I was in the worse mood EVER And my mom was late after work So I went to try on clothes ‘cause I got my paycheck today And I tried this shirt on as a joke And like, as soon as I put it on, I felt soooooo happy
spicyhorror: theinturnetexplorer: RIP Beautiful Prince. even though I got the feeling this whole thing more of a joke, I still shed tears looking at it all.
Dean’s got a revelation…in his pants. Even I know that’s a bad joke
captainofthessjohnlock: h0odrich: clip from the brand new oreo commercial so this has been on my dash for over a month and i just got the joke
nothingeverlost: rootbeersweetheart: micdotcom: Watch: Campbell’s Soup just got geeky parenting so right I’m just waiting for people to try and ban Campbell’s soup now. Just waiting. Best dad joke thing ever
nsfarc: The story of how a powerful fighter by the name of “Red Devil”, who turned red by the power of her blood, and how her shit got rekt by a cocky thief. Fukkn warrior scrubs. Drew this based on a series of joke doodles about female MMO armor.
caligulasgirls: Mmm Sofia “sounds like she’s got a dick in her mouth when she talks” Vegara….http://CaligulasGirls.tumblr.com*That joke is from some stupid late night talk show. Kimmel I think.
cacophiliac: finalfantasyfootball: reverseracist: muna543: I’m just a 14 year old white girl I’m not a terrorist hope they got Starbucks in Maximum Security I honestly can’t believe people are actually doing this stuff for a joke. Completely
arielucia: after ep#4 i waited and waited for this joke to appear on my dash but then i still don’t see any and i got impatient and drew one myself O(—(
slutzmotivation: you went to a college party dressed like a slutty chick as a joke. you got drunk and started grinding on man,feeling their cocks grow through their pants. one of them took your upstairs and told you to ride him. you started bouncing
This has got to be some kind of joke.
grimphantom: Being voiced by Ron Perlman makes it even more Epic/Funnier XD. and im pretty sure no kids got these literary jokes XD
yoursexysister: My sister knew that I always wanted to fuck her boyfriend. We got really drunk the first night I was visiting, and she jokingly gave me permission. I wasn’t sure if she meant it or not, so I wanted to be a little sneaky about it. Now,
I’d been teasing my little sister about how fast her tits were growing, including jokingly asking to see them bare. She always refused, but then one day I got a picture from her with the caption “Happy now?” Buoyed by that success, but
“Got milk?” “Sheesh, sis, you’re the one who has the milk.” “Okay, okay, damn it, so what if the joke was stupid. Just take the milk already and then fuck me. See if I try to be funny again.” “Hey, sis,
silversolicitor: well i finally got to witness how someone from my highschool would react to an anime convention Joke’s on them; none of them are people because they live in Florida.
ourfamilyfun: my sister had been teasing me all day walking around in front of me in just her bra and panties, but the jokes on her because that night when she got me off i had a massive load that she wasn’t ready for!!!!!!
porntrailervideos: TRAILER “SEXUAL EDUCATION” - BRAZZERS - 2015School Sucks And So Do My TeachersTeacher Amy Anderssen got a new pair of big fake tits, Jessy Jones couldn’t help himself from making some jokes about those beautiful monster titties,
theladybeeblog: The Beekeeper and I have a running joke - when we first got together the BK picked up a camera and pointed it at me as I laid spread over the bed. I put my hand over my crotch and shouted, ‘No! That’s private’.(Which has now become
jaehthebird: The Quest for Booty!This is a small comic i worked on for a bit ^^; a joke that has been getting on my head for months but i am glad i got this done! now i am not sure if i will color this but if u want to ill try in the future :)Also i
Well erm… Uh… I was going to joke about it doing Uproar, but uh… Yeah, I got nothing. D:
iguanamouth: iguanamouth: ANOTHER COMIC FOR THAT ONE DUDE.I drew it, and the joke is by Eric. this got 120 notes in thirty seconds i refuse to accept this
