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guiltyhipster: The joke’s on both of you You end up dating each other
reichenfeels: reichenfeels: “We’re your family, we’re allowed to make fun of you” “Come on, it’s just a joke” “toughen up and stop being a baby” “We’re just teasing” BULLYING IS BULLYING NO MATTER WHO IT COMES FROM. IT JUST
vayena: plasmalogical: has anyone made a joke about the x-files but instead its “the x-feels”? has anyone done this before
adamsandlersuperdeath2005: imagine being on a date w this really cute girl but then you tell her a joke and she did that feel good inc laugh
dannybrony: This is the most revealing adult humor joke about masturbation you may find on a Nickelodeon show like Fairly Odd Parents. When I first saw heard this I couldn’t stop laughing.
alexputyourpantsbackon: Things that will make me fall for you: singing around me, even if you’re not the best talking about movies and books you love telling me jokes, yes including the stupid ones sharing your music with me really talking to me…about
jazeth: futureoliviapope: THIS IS SO IMPORTANT the poem is called Rape Joke and it’s really good
jolyene: “you’re up early!” jokes on you i didn’t sleep at all and am in between energized and dying
fallintoyesterday: Obsessive compulsive disorder is one of the top 3 most disabling mental illnesses, along with bipolar disorder and schizophrenia. Keep that in mind the next time you go to make a stupid joke about how you like to clean your room.
usingtimewisely: I think about this joke a lot.
greelin: cyberuser: i remember when i was 5 i used to take dancing lessons and there was this kid in 7th grade who’d make fun of me and call me “gay” but the jokes on him because i gave his younger cousin a handjob at camp so who’s gay now
aspidelaps: flygex-eatin-on-softies: I put this napkin on Bean as a joke but he hasn’t moved out from under it and it’s been about 20 minutes, so…. mother has given me a blanket it is a most joyous day
vexingholmes: occupation: inappropriate friend who makes sexual jokes despite being a fucking virgin
babyyoureacriminal:chosenprat: I punched a guy bc he was making rape jokes and one of the things he said was “what’s the difference between yes and no? Nothing” so I asked him if he’d care if I punched him in the face and he said yes but I did
eminalcrossing:y’all please do not go see 50 shades of grey this weekendtell your family and friends: don’t go see it as a joke, don’t go see it for the cringe-factor, do not give a single cent to this disgusting abusive mess
vittoriaspunk-cake: I’m not joking. You’ll be happier.
negovanman:Rape Joke
alexputyourpantsbackon:Things that will make me fall for you:singing around me, even if you’re not the best talking about movies and books you love telling me jokes, yes including the stupid ones sharing your music with me really talking to me…about
the-band-of-bloggers:ultrafacts: Source For more posts like this, CLICK HERE to follow Ultrafacts If I saw this I’d probably pretend that I could see the person and have a whole bunch of other people in on the joke to point and laugh just to mess
thicccc:straight cis men will pick and choose who they want to date based on their boob size and waist to hips ratio but as soon as a woman jokes about dating a billionaire who can spoil her while he flies across the world men basically air-drop in to
punkwithspunk: why do people on here have to glamorize drugs? it’s nothing to joke about. it consumes your life. you can’t go a minute without thinking about it. your whole world revolves around you getting high. it fucks your life up, you lose family,
iphone420:Math jokes aren’t funny. nothing about math is funny. math is a sin
eggplantluke: “Rape Joke” (x)
thecellopirate: thecellopirate: thecellopirate: why are there no knock-knock jokes about freedom because freedom rings stop unfollowing me
craylittleliars:littlebabydear: craylittleliars: Sometimes I just remember the fact that in french pain means bread and it makes me think about this picture a lot Anyone else see the sad face tho Haha you’re right! I should have made a joke about
please stop joking about killing woody allen
dontletthisheartgo: alexputyourpantsbackon: Things that will make me fall for you: singing around me, even if you’re not the best talking about movies and books you love telling me jokes, yes including the stupid ones sharing your music with me really
ryleeroobear: mayaoishiina: fieryredsam: the science building in my university has PERIODIC TABLES if two people sat at that table for a romantic dinner they would be carbon dating I just whispered no at that joke ^^^
weavemunchers: my worst fear is laughing at a joke I don’t understand and having someone ask me to explain it
phabulouskilljoy:xlb42:xlb42:docile-potato: Everyone who reblogs this will get a skeleton joke in their inbox I call bullshit fuck me it actually worked I’ve never gotten one of these to work before i’m not even anticipating for the skeleton
just-shower-thoughts: People always joke about browsing reddit all day at work, but for the people who work at buzzfeed it probably is their job.
literatureofneuronexcitement:This scene was jokes
saintmosshart:mol-bay:jackwhitesturntable:Everyone is making vampire jokesfave They aren’t jokes. He’s actually a vampire.
svrti: “Come on, it was just a joke” said the privileged white male, who had never had to experience continuous discrimination based on his sex, race, religion, and cultural background.
weapens:ppl joke about murder on this website all the time but i have to wonder exactly how many people there are here who have actually murdered someone because statistically it’s impossible that everyone here HASN’T murdered anyone
pleaseletmetouchyourbutt: my sense of humor is so warped i mean i don’t laugh at actual jokes i laugh at things like: I WILL BUY AMERICA FOR 2 GOAT NO NO THAT IS TOO MUCH GOAT
zackisontumblr:i make terrible jokes online and in person so at least i’m consistent
aconnormanning: I love it when people tag posts with someone’s first name like it’s so cute y’all have inside jokes you’re probably so in friend love
jaydogon525:Just a few very adult jokes in kid shows
meloetta:nichisse:meloetta: *holds your hand and swings it a little bit when we walk* *swings my arm around at maximum velocity and flings u into the sun* jokes on u i’m not letting go you’re coming with me
fuck-benedict: hurleyquinn: webabuser: piano people that don’t know the piano notes must be so confused son sit down with ur sense of music superiority literally everyone gets the joke
eridan-amporadorable: IT! DOES! NOT! MATTER! IF! YOU! ARE! JOKING! IF! SOMEONE! IS! UNCOMFORTABLE! WITH! WHAT! YOU! ARE! SAYING! THEN! HAVE! SOME! RESPECT! AND! STOP! SAYING! WHATEVER! IT! IS! YOU! ARE! SAYING!
sixfeetunderrthestars: dredsina: YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS you learn a lot about the human race once you become a cashier somewhere
sovndgarden: burying lies and stealing jokes and laughing every time i choke biding all the time you took now i know why you’ve been taken
grawly: grawly: I know people say how jokes are officially dead once Dennys or other corporate accounts get a hold on em but what happens when the staff goes for it it doesnt even matter now does it
unfollower: remember when yahoo bought tumblr and everyone was making jokes like “what if they put in tacky animated ads and make the logo look like it’s from 1998.” well
intertwined-and-overrun: tayisoutofthewoods:officialannakendrick:iguanamouth:this mug i bought has a cat sitting at the bottomgoodbye kittyI’M SO MAD I mean I was hoping that was the joke that was coming and I would have been disappointed otherwise
voidbats: gbpocket:furbey: No more meet me in the pit jokes encounter me in the trench is this world war one
annakendrickofficial:a shout out to all the people who started saying “same” as a joke once in awhile but now use it for the most random things like a car honking their horn at another car
casthewinchester: sammysbedhead: sammysbedhead: sammysbedhead: what does a tree do when it wants to leave its leaves WAIT GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I RUINED THE WHOLE FUCKING JOKE IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ‘WHAT DOES A TREE DO WnHEN IT WANTS TO GO HOME’
moonblossom: deluxetrashqueen:Honestly, Rick Rolling is the best practical joke ever. Like, there’s nothing offensive or mean spirited about it. It’s just like “Oops you thought there would be something else here but it’s ‘Never Gonna Give
revedas: THIS WAS SUCH A GREAT JOKE
noitsshane: majorenglishesquire: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Obama got jokes
k0bis0sleezy: erfsloacirrejlyn: denethsofly: awh. (: (via jessicaathean, ryanselvy) At least Chris Brown isn’t beating her. The fire is probably less painful. OMG! Jerrica got jokes. haha! I died.
elikicksass: Kelley got jokes. AHAHAHAHA. RESPECT THE POUCH, RESPECT IT.
jarmendsriez:ltinathetop8:sumsexyboiz:You got jokes my Niggah….Ummmm that’s a dildo right?Damn. I love ❤ that dick wow mmm
I changed my fb picture from wednesday addams ala Christina Ricci to lizzie Borden ala christina ricci and my dad and stepmom got nervous.
“All you saw was an opportunity to hookup with a poor drunken girl!”-Me joking around about how Jon and I hooked-up when I crossed into the frat“Well, I didn’t have to ask you out after! But I did cuz I liked you from before all
