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want1forher: No joke: Double-fucked my kid’s 2nd-grade teacher last night, along with the Dad of another kid in her class. Now that school is out, she’s got some extra time on her hands… …………..Looks like I’ll
cult-en: jaredmayfire: byesydney: jaredmayfire: I got bored and this happened sorry are you fucking serious No it’s a joke I photoshopped that all in AND HES MINE MUHAHAHAHAHHAHAH I AM THE LUCKIEST MAN ON EARTH!
manufacturedpersonality: #WE DO NOT JOKE ABOUT BOOTY POPPING WHEN YOU’VE GOT A BOOTY LIKE LOUIS TOMLINSON
nickens1958: xxxstrykerxxx: madelkert: One of my all time favourites. Wanna see great stuff? madelkert got it. The Asian cock ain’t no joke she shoots some serious nuts Why was my mouth not near that??
rubiline: this is honestly such a complicated joke made up of so many interconnected yet diverse posts that its absolutely mindblowingly stunning that it got more than three notes
chicagoraw: meaststud: I just got bred by a hot Latin boy. That creampie at the end is no joke. Hot muscle slut knows how to arch his back and offer up his hole for men to use and breed.
girthyencounters: Our second date was at my place for dinner and TV. The show we were watching made some reference to size and he made a comment about “bigger is better” or something. “Think you got that covered?” I asked jokingly. “Not
secludedpornographer: Okay I think this one is better for the “every sperm is sacred” joke but I literally just found it and don’t think I should replace it. Got that spunk is so thick it might as well be instant mashed potatoes,
wakingthegoldenwood: tsundereslasher: Colin and Bradley together are hilarious. They’ve got so many ongoing jokes at six o’clock in the morning in the car, that you want to sleep but they’re just going and firing it off at each other. And that
mynightwing: The first time my brother I asked my brother to fuck me in the ass, he thought I was joking. When I got naked and put his cock in me, he came right away. He apologized, but I told him not to be sorry, as long as he can go again.
nakeddanh: This young lady approached me at the 2013 Bay to Breakers and asked me how big it was when it got hard. I jokingly told her that if she talked to it, she might get to see for herself. She surprised me by doing that very thing. And she
toochstuck: tavs-kawaii-ass: malkatz: diamondsfuckingdroog: triptrippy: SHE GOT YOU A PONY SHUT UP YOU LIVE IN A FREAKING MANSION WITH A GODDAMNED PONY WHY ARE YOU SO MAD I think that’s the joke same with John hating his dad who does nothing
montagemode: roachpatrol: oliviawhen: A solid way to accept someone’s feelings. i’m gonna die still laughing at this I gleefully showed this to at least four people and nobody got the joke so
naughty-aunt: My sister and I were commenting how hot aunt Stacy was. That’s when my sister got that naughty twinkle in her eye “Wonder if we could seduce her together?” she asked half-joking. Well, we found out it doesn’t take a lot of work
buffyshot: @jessicaarevalo_: Yes my abs are a little crazy! A little story about my abs..I got obsessed with having a 6-pack when I was in 7th grade and I did 1,000 sit ups for 2 months straight no joke DID NOT MISS ONE DAY! Ever since then they’ve
southofdallas: I jokingly messaged my brother that he was just jealous that my dick was so much bigger than his and this is the response I got. Fuck!
drakestories: Dad doesn’t take any pills, but he and I jokingly call it our Cialis moment. Where the sex just erupts between us, fast, furious, hard. Like today. I’d met Dad after I was done with classes and after he got out of work. Since I’m
nothing-rhymes-with-ianto: justanotherdayinlife: animalcrackersinmyblog: totallynotagentphilcoulson: I just got this joke. Granted, the last time I actually sat down and watched the whole movie was when I was 14, but for my entire life I thought it
crazyintheeast: Imagine if Tatiana and Evelyn decided to do an April’s Fool joke on the clone club by announcing they got married in Las Vegas…I think half of the fandom would die
shortthumbbedbxtch: zerkaahd: woo, they got the joke :P how nifty (;
mdviento: Miraculous Ladybug Cause I was cracking jokes at Ladybug’s expense and not only were her fans not hostile, they actually got a kick out of ‘em so…fanarts.
nexus763: Got two request of @fugtrup ‘s work. Here the first one, *insert police brutality joke, “ain’t I so smart” comment*. mp4 : https://mega.nz/#!Lx43zA4K!gq2ojZod_krdGb3LW-JcyfPeNvViBej-GHxDk59pZqA webm : https://webmshare.com/KAewq
helic0pter: macdaddyc: helic0pter: helic0pter: my n00dz 4 cody xo lmfao dis was a joke.. it got notes omg LOL cody.. umm the notes.. in one day..
the-absolute-funniest-posts: boomsilencio: captainofthessjohnlock: h0odrich: clip from the brand new oreo commercial so this has been on my dash for over a month and i just got the joke My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!
montagemode:roachpatrol: oliviawhen: A solid way to accept someone’s feelings. i’m gonna die still laughing at this I gleefully showed this to at least four people and nobody got the joke so
justanotherdayinlife: animalcrackersinmyblog: totallynotagentphilcoulson: I just got this joke. Granted, the last time I actually sat down and watched the whole movie was when I was 14, but for my entire life I thought it was a “you two are not good
marchingjaybird: We went home to see our folks We laughed and we told jokes It was like we were young again On that deathbed our mother lay How long she’s got they still can’t say It took all this to get us back together again
the-hero-dies: I made a new shirt design for Dean Ambrose! I made this joke on Monday, but I just now got a chance to draw it out.
afewxtralbs: My buddies got me this pair of small boxer shorts as a joke for my bday. I don’t think they knew how much I’d enjoy them #tummytuesday
kateordie: Okay, bear with me for a second. I dealt with some crappy stuff this weekend, and some “jokes” that really upset me. It kind of got me down. Comics have been so good to me, and indie comics / webcomics / the group I mostly deal with are
ourhotwifefantasy: Ourhotwifefantasy You have got to be joking. I have been thinking of this day for so long. And seeing you ride him was so exciting, I just had to join in on the fun.
apervertedthought:“Sis, I gotta admit, since we’re being open - I was still up when I got your text last night, and I jerked off at the thought. All those things you wanted to do to me… were you joking?!”
L/apis L/azuli*has a bared back and midriff, bare arms, goes about barefoot and has a very flowy dress that easily billows up all around her.Makes that she’s noticeably more proactively dressed in comparison to most if not all other gems**lashes out
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hayleypetharley: carsbigasbars: To do checklist: “Get socks to cover up hairy legs” Get big gay rainbow socks Jokes on you faggot I got plain socks since rainbow socks are a meme
hayleypetharley: carsbigasbars: hayleypetharley: carsbigasbars: To do checklist: “Get socks to cover up hairy legs” Get big gay rainbow socks Jokes on you faggot I got plain socks since rainbow socks are a meme You’re a meme, give in
daclusia replied to your post “Tell us your fav Pokemon girls, but considering just their anime/game…” Didnt you say Iris was part of your faves too ? did you just accuse me of liking Iris? lol
theminttu: All the high noon jokes have been made. I got nothing
Messy PLZ-But no, I originally stole the joke from @atthefrozenhorizon and thats how I got the name for it XD
roundmuse: I seriously wasn’t joking about how big I got last night.
bifca: justplainsomething: nakedsasquatch: lanawhatever: nakedsasquatch it’s ya man Okay but seriously folks - as often as I joke about this movie stirs my loins and as weirdly popular as this text post got a while back, I wanna rap with you all
fit2please: Got my ass handed to me by my leg/booty workout tonight, lol bad joke 🍑
incorrect48quotes:Juri: Whose got the guts to tell me off? Huh? Whose gonna tell me off?Chori: Shut the hell up, Juri!Juri: That’s it, Chori. That’s it! Who can top her?Kayoyon: Get outta here, stupid ass!Juri: Yes, Kayoyon!Shiichan: You’re a joke!
No joke I accidentally found my mom’s weed stash in the cabin and I FaceTimed her and she got all flustered and embarrassed and oh how the turn tables. She also said I could smoke it. ☺️ Please ignore my @mikeshardlemonade black cherry mustache
ace-artworks: ace-artworks: Thus, Marron was concieved. Finally finished the remastered version of this POST! I was so happy how popular the last one got, so I decided to redo it with color and more! Also couldn’t resist reviving a classic joke from
captainofthessjohnlock: h0odrich: clip from the brand new oreo commercial so this has been on my dash for over a month and i just got the joke
prismacolourcosplay: My Matt the Radar Technician cosplay from this weekend at LSCC. It was meant to be a joke costume comfortable enough for me to work in, but everybody loved it!! I was completely overwhelmed by the attention it got 💕💕 Thank
gaaraluver45: Jorah died for nothing. Missandei died for nothing. They believed in and loved Daenerys. They knew that’s not who she was. “She is the Queen we chose.” Oh but guess what? You were wrong! Jon was wrong! Haha jokes on you. We got
taeminigolf replied to your post: So there’s this fieldtrip thing on the 22nd and I… but it’s a free fieldtrip!!! you can… joke around… and not be at school… or bring your mp3 player, and… and… no, I’ve got no more!! I feel for
ajanigoldmane: celticpyro: libertarirynn: garbage-empress: omegajako: historical-nonfiction: Bugs Bunny accidentally transformed the word nimrod into a synonym for idiot because nobody got a joke where he sarcastically compared Elmer Fudd to the
systlin: sbsrandomshitblog: patrickat: thyrell: ayellowbirds: scruffsmcgoogle: prettyboyshyflizzy: yall southern states got dinosaurs running around and yall make jokes about new york having rats But they are places to be expected. NY rats take
sizequeenconfessions: Some chick was bragging about her deep-throating talents, how she can swallow her boyfriend whole …“That’s easy when your boyfriend’s got a small dick,” I joked. “Let’s see what you can do on my man’s 9-incher …”She
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