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banishes:trillow: we’re literally random people around the world sitting on the internet telling bad jokes to each other why the fuck is this the most important thing i’ve got going on
cjsewerz: firstnoteplayed: Grains of sand under a microscope you’ve got to be fucking joking……..that’s amazing.
midsummernightsdreamarts: yiffpassing: dyslexiia: boypals: entropy32: I got this weird stuffed animal #fursuiting #fursuit #dhc @deity @yiffpassing N o cute joke :3
tbh tho i haven’t really seen any evidence of jontron being an asshole, he made some dumb jokes on twitter that were definitely not ok but i haven’t seen anything that shows he’s a trump supporting cunt, anyone got any sources or quotes from him
mgs-lileiv: Halloween is on the way, and I got carried away parodying that one bit of Castlevania art of Dracula… [insert joke about what being a ‘vampire’ means in mgs]
pearl-likes-pi: pearl-likes-pi:Why doesn’t anyone talk about the concept art for that gritty Lazy Town movie spinoff that got scrapped. Are they not aware. I was made aware of this and i can’t stop thinking about it IM NOT JOKING THE GRITTY LAZY
trillow: we’re literally random people around the world sitting on the internet telling bad jokes to each other why the fuck is this the most important thing i’ve got going on
moronsonofboron: Commissioned work: greatdragonad’s OC GrapeFull resolution on DA She’s supposed to hide weapons in her sleeves, but I’m not sure I got the joke across.
snaokidoki: This weapon got weirder because of Modeseven’s joking. At first I was like “That can only work as a parody” but then I thought more about flesh inside a machine.My OH-CEE “Naoki” being a rubber villain. - Thank you for reblogging,
blogshirtboy: kawaiijetty: strikearts: snaokidoki: This weapon got weirder because of Modeseven’s joking. At first I was like “That can only work as a parody” but then I thought more about flesh inside a machine.My OH-CEE “Naoki” being
frankenbolt: D: “Yeah he wanted me to be [SPOILER] but I was like ‘Nah.’” S: “…Dandy you have got to be joking.” J: “You turned down all that power…” H: “It must be wonderful to be that delusional.” Space Dorks part two.
heysawbones: WHOOPS SORRY here whoops I made a thing for stopitsembellished! We’d been joking about what might happen if all these tall characters got together. Neroll is two inches taller than Steven(!) He’s cool with it. Enchanted, even. Mitzy
aobas-cumface:My 13 yearold sister got asked out as a joke today. She’s now locked herself in her room crying. I swear to god this is the most fucked up thing ever. She won’t speak to me or my mom and she’s blasting Taylor Swift but you can still
We have 2 very headstrong dragonborn who are quite ideologically opposed, one of them is me, and the entire group is making hilarious shipping/sex jokes and it just got way worse because we ended up on top of each other don’t ask
brasilianchick: whatthefawxblogs: mostlycatsmostly: (via twitter.com/justinshanes) i know the joke ur trying to make but i would trust a cabinet of dogs to responsibly and compassionately vote for the rights of others better than what we got now Both
rosalrosas:laurenavila:poogieboogie:you wouldnt believe how upset i got when i went to go look at rose references and i saw not one but a SHITLOAD of skinny rosesthanks to steven universe we finally have fat characters that arent jokes and yall are making
officialunitedstates: officialunitedstates: officialunitedstates: i love a good joke then you should check out your blog wow just got roasted
pasteldogg: i-like-smoked-salmon: pasteldogg: GUESS who got up in the middle of the night to draw this because he couldn’t stop laughing at his own terrible tweets Let’s hit 40k notes, NOW (This is for a good cause) NO STOP I WAS JUST JOKING!!
sandandglass: Jon Stewart on the Charleston shooting:I didn’t do my job today. I’ve got nothing for you in terms of jokes and sounds because of what happened in South Carolina. And maybe if I wasn’t nearing the end of the run or this wasn’t such
montagemode: roachpatrol: oliviawhen: A solid way to accept someone’s feelings. i’m gonna die still laughing at this I gleefully showed this to at least four people and nobody got the joke so
omegajako: historical-nonfiction: Bugs Bunny accidentally transformed the word nimrod into a synonym for idiot because nobody got a joke where he sarcastically compared Elmer Fudd to the Biblical figure Nimrod, a mighty hunter. Etymology is ridiculous
fandomshatepeopleofcolor: thealogie: white actors: dropped out of school to pursue acting, told a joke once, got discovered and starred in a blockbuster actors of colour: attended tisch julliard rada, studied acting for years, did othello, joined
drinking-tea-at-midnight: socialistexan: “The Leftist SJW Snowflakes can’t take a joke, triggered?” Sean Hannity spent an entire segemant of his show yelling at the Onion for writing a satrical article about him. Donald Trump got Kathy Griffin
trashfirefallon: y’all think I’m joking when I make shitpost about the funeral facilities but I just got an email from the NFDA and it looks like this: this reads like a shitpost in its own right I keep reading unsung as unsuing
ajanigoldmane: celticpyro: libertarirynn: garbage-empress: omegajako: historical-nonfiction: Bugs Bunny accidentally transformed the word nimrod into a synonym for idiot because nobody got a joke where he sarcastically compared Elmer Fudd to the
thealogie: white actors: dropped out of school to pursue acting, told a joke once, got discovered and starred in a blockbuster actors of colour: attended tisch julliard rada, studied acting for years, did othello, joined a theatre “for people of their
ulibeanz: ulibeanz: ulibeanz: did i tell y’all that one time when my friends and i were making a joke mockumentary about a fake cryptid, my sibling and i got into a really bad hospitalizing car crash and instead of delaying it we just decided to
awed-frog: Met an old teacher today and we got talking about ‘the good old times’ and ten minutes into the conversation I jokingly said the one regret I have from middle school is that I never won anything at her magnificent tombolas? Because, like,
weaver-z: weaver-z: What are you talking about? It’s always been called “gaslicking.” Are you okay? Remember when this joke made people so mad I got a doxxing threat
galahadwilder:jasontoddsguns:galahadwilder:galahadwilder:So I just made a joke that “more women should poison their husbands” to my cool boss and then immediately found out that he got divorced because he was poisoned by his ex-wifeI’m
deluxetrashqueen:headspace-hotel:trekkiemage:I was about to reblog this, and then I saw the picture and I got the joke, in that order. like this is just what a normal D&D session is like If I hadn’t seen this caption I literally would never have
whitepeoplestealingculture:niqaabista:brownchai:al-thaqalayn:myowndunya:72chambers:itshaneeen:bewhatyoudesire:beaugarit:3 Muslims dead, but let me show you how to park your car.you’ve got to be kidding, right? This HAS to be a joke. AstaghfurAllahWHAT
theoriginalspike: innumerablegibbons:A woman got breast implants made of wood yesterdayIt would be funny if this joke had a punchlineWooden tit
aldreaiskillionfalan: My campus got a foot of snow this weekend, and now the new meme on YikYak is making jokes about whiteness. My hour has finally come.
egberts: coolscar: egberts: what happened when the guy shop lifted the calendar? he got 12 months crime isnt a joke
bob-belcher: 3 years from now when it’s new year’s eve before the year 2020, every person wearing those new year’s glasses are all going to make this same joke: “haha, look, i got 20/20 vision”
asleepylioness: Buffy found this sock monkey mug at the store over the weekend, and just had to pick it up. It is hard to tell, but it has two handles and I made the joke about it being a couples mug. I got an extra special kick out of this mug because,
lameborghini: i called my friend daddy as a joke and he got a boner Pavlov was right!
itsmeohmyo: ❖The brothers reunion❖I got a request for a scarSaeran + MC artwork so I’m doing that RN (trying to work out in-character dialogue is no joke LOL)
colorslashform: I got a pump going. Hur hur, a pump. A Joke.
babyscarsonly: thevictimintheromanfallout: before-she-falls: YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME. PEOPLE DO NOT CUT BECAUSE THEY THINK ITS “COOL” SELF HARM IS NOT A FUCKING JOKE AND IF YOU CAN PRETEND YOUR SAVING A LIFE MY GLAMORIZING SLICING
datensayne: feather-in-my-cap-and-cheese: enz-sfw: HAHHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHA You ain’t got 40 bucks don’t get in the fucking taxi This is clearly a joke, dude. The hostility over fictional characters is unnecessary. Besides, that’s still expensive
theoriginalspike: innumerablegibbons: A woman got breast implants made of wood yesterdayIt would be funny if this joke had a punchlineWooden tit
elhajjmalik: I’m just sayin’ I got them real history jokes.
seriousjones: 9imnotcreative8: seriousjones: I’m not sure if there’s a hidden joke in this but I do know this is heresy well lookie here, bros. looks like we got someone who doesn’t know that feel
noonun: doodlewill: doodlewill: for those of you thinking i was joking in the tags, no I am serious. I actually got raided this morning by the police. They were doing immigration checks. Worst Case Senario has just happened. The house has been deemed
garbage-twink: garbage-twink: Weird thing, but apparently my eyes look bad closed? Never noticed before, guess it’s kinda difficult to look at your eyes closed thinking about it tbh 😅 You’re joking but it for real did omg. I got this coconut oil
porntrailervideos: TRAILER “SEXUAL EDUCATION” - BRAZZERS - 2015 School Sucks And So Do My Teachers Teacher Amy Anderssen got a new pair of big fake tits, Jessy Jones couldn’t help himself from making some jokes about those beautiful monster
porntrailervideos: TRAILER “SEXUAL EDUCATION” - BRAZZERS - 2015School Sucks And So Do My TeachersTeacher Amy Anderssen got a new pair of big fake tits, Jessy Jones couldn’t help himself from making some jokes about those beautiful monster titties,
moronsonofboron: Commissioned work: greatdragonad’s OC Grape She’s supposed to hide weapons in her sleeves, but I’m not sure I got the joke across.
hello-em75: itistimetodisappear: ‘Wooden boat, big ocean… How’s your swimming?’ At first, I was stupid and didn’t get this joke, but after seeing the 2nd time I got it..
mental-detrimentality: montagemode: roachpatrol: oliviawhen: A solid way to accept someone’s feelings. i’m gonna die still laughing at this I gleefully showed this to at least four people and nobody got the joke so I’M FFUCKING SCCREAMGIN
a-freak-of-tight-boxers-saggings: Sagging in my very tight boxers briefs this is how I went out sagging today !! No joke i got a lot of people looking at licking thier lips and one guy following me 😳😳😳😈😈😈😈😈😝😝😝😝 enjoy
breedingvids: meaststud: I just got bred by a hot Latin boy. That creampie at the end is no joke. Beautiful big dick and perfect little cunt. Nice and slow breed.
lameborghini: i called my friend daddy as a joke and he got a boner
yamasmut: That bottom always looks like he just got done telling a really funny joke :3c
markraas:So i got my Nutcracker skin, so to celebrate that, i join the nut jokes. Hopefully i’m not too late…