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ironmilkmaid: Can I find two fellow inducing/milking ladies to do this with me ;) <33anna You and your sisters had always joked about having bigger boobs since you were kids. Eventually, you decided to act on those thoughts and got together for a
Her friends always joked about how they walked around the house in revealing clothes and got their dads all flustered. They dared her to try teasing her dad, so wearing a tiny dress, long socks and no bra or panties, she casually walked into her father’
aceliousarts: Thus, Marron was concieved.Finally finished the remastered version of this POST!I was so happy how popular the last one got, so I decided to redo it with color and more! Also couldn’t resist reviving a classic joke from TeamFourStar!Of
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daughterlover:Her friends always joked about how they walked around the house in revealing clothes and got their dads all flustered. They dared her to try teasing her dad, so wearing a tiny dress, long socks and no bra or panties, she casually walked
rozencruzart: HEY GUYS!!! 3000 FOLLOWER MILESTONE!!!And it looks like the girls got together to celebrate the occasion!Jokes aside, this is a small token of appreciation. Thanks for the support! It’s been a journey so far, but I still got lots of grounds
submissivegames: you go on and on about how Women should like it. I’ve heard all the jokes of course. “Got a sore throat? i’ve got something for that!” “How about a shot of protein?" you used to think it was so clever,
wannajoke: Watch out! We got a badass over here http://wanna-joke.com/watch-out-we-got-a-badass-over-here/
Very mature there Lapis.
This is the last post in the “Where’s Peri” arc. Click here to read it from the beginning!
Hi Matty, First time submitting to you. This is not really a pajama. I bought this onsie as a joke because I got a giftcard and there was nothing useful in the store so I got this so the giftcard doesn’t go to waste. And the second I unpacked it and
ask-poison-joke: Mod is getting a hug from adorableness. (Sorry if I got Sapphire wrong) No No ! You got her very good and very cute !! It’s just the wrong cutie mark ;) But it still beautifull thank you very much ♥ x3! D'aww~! <3
ttotheaffy replied to your post: You know it’s “I got spurs that jingle, jangle, jingle” not “I got bells that jingle, jangle, jingle” Did someone seriously say this XD SERIOUSLY?! Amusingly, yes! Maybe they meant it as a joke or something
artemispanthar: Some people got, like, Mad at this silly little post ‘cause “he just wants to be friends,” and, like, sure, yeah, I got no problem with them being pals, but I didn’t make the joke because he was chatting with her, I made it because
tastefullyoffensive: “He’s taking a criminology course. When he got back we jokingly pointed it out to him and he got bright red when he realized the page he left it on.” - mcdngr
24 ppl at a Maryland theme park on a roller coaster called the joke jinx got stuck 80 ft in the air on a 45 degree angle on a curve. they were given umbrellas cuz the sun was out. all of the ppl got off the roller coaster safely and the joker jinx is
makemearobodt: if your otp started out as a joke and got way out of hand and now you’ve got 8 au’s and you can’t stop drawing them clap your hands (click for full view)
laurdlannister-kingslayer: thats-tea: Azealia Banks asks for Lana Del Rey’s Address. Says she’s headed out now to go Find her to Fight. | That’s TeaAzealia Banks is now doing everything to find Lana Del Rey’s address, she asks for her address
fallontonight: Tonight Show Monologue Rehearsal Tickets For March! Want a behind-the-scenes look at Jimmy rehearsing his monologue (and help decide what jokes make it to air)? Just got word we’ve got a few monologue rehearsal tickets open for March!
someonepleasebreedmybfalready: letitbeknown253: While my bf was cooking dinner he got a text from his roommate. “Hey man. Just want to give you a heads up it might get noisy in here. Got your man taken my dick right now.”“Wtf? You’re joking
leonmcgann: this one time in primary school we were doing a play and the teacher asked who wanted to be a flower and i put my hand up as a joke but then i actually got the role ‘flower’, i feel like this is what happened when robert pattinson got
tastefullyoffensive:“He’s taking a criminology course. When he got back we jokingly pointed it out to him and he got bright red when he realized the page he left it on.” - mcdngr
Can’t get over the fact that I was on my girlfriend’s blog and I got caught in the april fools joke from tumblr, but my girlfriend looks like the dumbass that got fooled instead of me LOL
luxwing: staff: danielnelsen: hey @staff quick question,, Yeah? How come yall got time to joke on a meme post but yall still got nazis and pedophiles and porn bots still crawling all over your platform @staff
dongstomper: moscowdiscow: kitfisto: I joke about a lot of things, but believe me when I say this, I fucking hate bono One time in 8th grade I had my first kiss and got bono and got to stay home all week and play team fortress 2 it was pretty cool
kaijuno: kaijuno:biggervigor:kaijuno: fucking got u losers my april fools day joke was to color invert my icon fucking got u loser tumblr mobile sucks shit and doesn’t automatically delete the cache so I still saw your old icon NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE
driad: nyx5: i prefer guys who make small dick jokes about themselves over guys who make big dick jokes about themselves I got a medium dick It can talk to ghosts
makochantachibanana: lameborghini: lameborghini: my physics teacher loves april fools day i told him that his joke got 90 thousand notes on the internet and he was like “wow!! 90 thousand people think im funny” (he always makes bad jokes in class
shirtlessjay: Siva : Max loves the girls. Tom : We both got that northern humour going on. North-west humour. Jay : Max is the joking dad type. Nathan : He’s always making really really bad jokes.
creekycoffee: yen-sama: cheesyturtle: I will never get over this joke Futurama was so important Why is it a cassette player, tho? It’s a cassette player because he got Frozen in the year 1999. And in this episode fry got super rich and he was
freshiejuice: 1 year ago I showed up at @xxoashalo house and got in her bed and didn’t leave for a week. To more years of awesome friendship, such doge jokes, drinking and penis jokes! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
hugglez4eva: lameborghini: lameborghini: my physics teacher loves april fools day i told him that his joke got 90 thousand notes on the internet and he was like “wow!! 90 thousand people think im funny” (he always makes bad jokes in class and
popegoodvibes-returns: squidwardhentaicles: libertarirynn: It took me too long to get this and once I did I was filled with rage. I got this joke instantly, whore. Reblog and share if you understood the joke and OP is a whore of babylon
wednesdayxaddams: adamhathaway: I’ve been making dad jokes for years but my wife and I are expecting our first child and I’ve finally been making dad jokes while actually being a dad. When we were in the hospital I got my wife a blanket. What
validx2: Got yo girl on the i don’t like jokes based on mispronunciations because that means the whole premise of the joke is actually wrong. it’s pronounced cue-min.party pooper over here.
princess-laya: driad: nyx5: i prefer guys who make small dick jokes about themselves over guys who make big dick jokes about themselves I got a medium dick It can talk to ghosts I nearly spat out my tea
otomejesus: midnight cinderella doesn’t fucking joke with smut omgBUT I LITERALLY GOT COCKBLOCKED BY A CHALLENGE AND I WAS JUST ABOUT TO GET SID’S D WTF wait is this a joke because they definitely cut everything off
adamhathaway: I’ve been making dad jokes for years but my wife and I are expecting our first child and I’ve finally been making dad jokes while actually being a dad. When we were in the hospital I got my wife a blanket. What was awesome was they
prokopetz: missveryvery: godxtier: kingjaffejoffer: #EthicalDraggings :/ Chief of Police: *wiping a tear from his eye* All these years. We got him. We finally got him. Fresh Fruit Jimmy and his Citrus Gang are off the streets. All joking aside,
hrrysponytail: SO REMEMBER HOW I SAID I GOT HARRYS EYE CONTACT AND JOKINGLY BLEW HIM A SLOPPY KISS AND HE MADE A FACE… THE SECOND GIF IS THE FACE. its not every day that you can say you got side eyed by harry styles
adamhathaway: wednesdayxaddams:adamhathaway:I’ve been making dad jokes for years but my wife and I are expecting our first child and I’ve finally been making dad jokes while actually being a dad. When we were in the hospital I got my wife a blanket.
ponetasmagoria replied to your post: ponetasmagoria replied to your post: I DRANK TOO… IT WAS A DUMB JOKE IT’S GOOD FOR YOUR BONES BUT MADE YOU LOSE ONE OF YOUR BONES GET IT OH I GOT IT I GOT IT SO MUCH
theanti90smovement: This is the JOKE POLICE we’re here to arrest you for telling a shitty joke. Come out with your hands up!!! And don’t you dare try any funny business that’s what got you into this situation.
catsandfangirling: I feel like Robert Pattinson auditioned for Twilight as a joke and then when he got the part he decided it would be funny to take the joke even farther and now he hates himself for doing it.
