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selflessnewyorker: scruffsmcgoogle: prettyboyshyflizzy: yall southern states got dinosaurs running around and yall make jokes about new york having rats But they are places to be expected. NY rats take the subway and be trying to sell their mixtapes
penny-anna:I see you ‘Geralt hears Yen & Jaskier referring to each other as husband and wife, doesn’t get that it’s an in-joke & thinks they actually got married’I raise you 'Geralt hears Yen & Jaskier referring to
familyfant: “Oh hey bro. I didn’t hear you… Oh wow. Got a new pair of sexy underwear? Want me to give my opinion? Ok. These are pretty cool. They look tight. Very tight. can you even breathe? I’m just joking.I like how they reveal the shape of
notsosilentwallflower: busket: pardon me my good uh… sir. filed under: jokes I never got as a child that makes me cry tears of laughter
karkatstuck: fuckyeahdementia: too much fiber in my diet was this joke really worth putting a log in your toilet good to see you finally got that stick out of your ass
mechaberry: I’m in charge of chalk signs at work. I’ve been cracking Flan Solo jokes since we got the first shipment in. Needless to say, I had waaayyyy too much fun making this. (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)
distraction: relahvant: caseyanthonyofficial: caseyanthonyofficial: I’ve got a joke: What walks on 8 legs until it’s one year old, 4 legs until its twenty years old, and then 2 legs for the remainder of it’s life? not cool too far man
whoops I accidentally got serious for a moment BACK TO DICK JOKES AND FANDOM POSTS
One of my friends made a joke today. He hasn’t got a Tumblr though, so it’s left to me to share it with the world.
young and ashamed
cyanblur: i remember one time the simpsons made a joke about fox news and they got so insulted they tried to sue them but the court was like “this aired on ur network u can’t sue urself”
fstw: I’m calling it now 5 years from now when it’s New Year’s Eve before the year 2020 every white person gonna wear those New Years glasses and all make the same joke “haha look I got 20/20 vision”
potato-chips-in-the-bath: my housemate was joking about me having an affair with someone, but she got stuck on a gender-neutral word for mistress/master and said mattress
gendosan: I hate when I’m looking at my phone and then someone asks me “who got you smiling like that ;)” like……….relax I’m laughing at memes it’s either memes or my own jokes
neopuff: i know everyones talkin bout how amethysts feelings probably got hurt by garnet’s joke and pearl laughing but i honestly dont think amethyst cares at all but idk I agree. I don’t know if its because I grew up with a really sarcastic
artemispanthar:where did you go, tablet pen pressure sensitivity? Why did you leave me? got it back. Now I can draw this terrible joke I wanted to show you guys
whomackenzie: right after I drew this, I got a few “thanks but we found someone else “ e-mails from studios I applied to, so I was like… Thanks Greg, that’s actually encouraging. (even though I was trying to make a joke about how difficult
eirloo: “And jokes aren’t the only thing I’ve got.” Please do not repost/claim my art as your own! Characters belong to Rebecca Sugar!
swansay: I was originally making these to for a joke but I got too invested in the designs of a Pearl punk-rock band.
smolmolli: “I think I finally got the joke.”
varmintz:This design started as a joke and quickly got out of hand. I had some other ideas but this one grew on me the most. Certified goofy.
Its funny, the cake my parents got me had flowers on it. The reason is because I like the frosting. It think it was a joke as they’ve been saying one of these years they were going to get me a cake with flowers on it. They think I’m normal.
I still find it hilarious that my parents got me a cake with flowers as a joke. They think I’m normal.
blue-masquerade: tescosfinest: shout out to people wondering what the opposite of in is i had to read this 3 times before i got the joke
thecontroversydaily: Animaniacs episode
jagerlovesblink182:Done! For my best friend. First pic was from her dorm. Bad lighting from her phone. But 2nd is when I got home and cleaned it up/colored. Just a joke quick sketch turned into something I’m proud of. Still not a fan of Pokemon but
Cowgirl - Milk and Cookie - Cartoon PinUpNothing like sipping warm milk and nibbling that delicious cookie before going to the bedroom to have sweet, sweet dreams :)If you like this you can get a print HERE.——-Patreon Newgrounds Twitter
April O'Neil - Ghetto Blaster - Cartoon PinUp SketchTurtles may hide in their shells, but real heroes face the danger! :)I always was interested in April’s taste. What kind of music would she blast? Vanilla Ice? No How about Sir Mix-a-Lot? Yes
hollyjollykirkmas: sassygayangel: ubernovalover: breadieat: Saved by bread. All bready to go.. Tumblr’s on a roll with all these jokes lately. Frankly, I’m surprised he got that through the baguette check.
thekrustykr4b: mishasminions: defiance-of-death: memewhore: That was the joke. FUCKING THANKYOU. ALL THE AWARDS TO JIM CARREY’S FACE THAT GOT STUCK THAT WAY spirit animal
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: fuckingsleeep: sleepthroughthealarm: i literally only got this joke yesterday I don’t get it… Someone help me… *psst* he was gonna say LAID
trillow: we’re literally random people around the world sitting on the internet telling bad jokes to each other why the fuck is this the most important thing i’ve got going on
sherlocked-on-the-phone: cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle: cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle: I’ve got a joke: What walks on 8 legs until it’s one year old, 4 legs until its twenty years old, and then 2 legs for the remainder of it’s life?
elhajjmalik: I’m just sayin’ I got them real history jokes.
montagemode: roachpatrol: oliviawhen: A solid way to accept someone’s feelings. i’m gonna die still laughing at this I gleefully showed this to at least four people and nobody got the joke so
captainofthessjohnlock: h0odrich: clip from the brand new oreo commercial so this has been on my dash for over a month and i just got the joke
zainiful: jesussbabymomma: Because rape is a joke and its absolutely funny to do this because ya lame ass got kicked out of VidCon! and taking advantage of underage girls is fucking hysterical! Love it! So funny! I love rape culture! Please watch my
thealogie: white actors: dropped out of school to pursue acting, told a joke once, got discovered and starred in a blockbuster actors of colour: attended tisch julliard rada, studied acting for years, did othello, joined a theatre “for people of
skammmed: fun fact: my parents got married on april fools day so when i was 7 i tried to be funny and i made them an anniversary card that said ‘your marriage is a joke’ and my mom cried
scrambledbits: feinideas: my faaaaavorite hot sauce. no joke, i pour some on every bite of my burrito when i eat at qdoba. so necessary. It’s true. He does. This stuff is very good and I got Jessica liking it. My plans of turning the white girl
certifiedhypocrite: splithares:certifiedhypocrite:casetermk:blogshirtboy:kawaiijetty:strikearts:snaokidoki:This weapon got weirder because of Modeseven’s joking. At first I was like “That can only work as a parody” but then I thought more about
leeterr: Benezia is indicktrinated. Got it? Instead of indoctrinated. Like dick, lmao.Sound versionsBLEACHEDBLACKEDSoundless versionsInterracialWebmGfycatNormalWebmGfycatYou didn’t see that coming huh? (Insert it’s too dark joke here) Yes, it is
cyberuser: cyberuser: vvankinq: cyberuser: what do you call a message sent by a girl? *sighs* what a feMAIL i got 7 messages saying this joke is offensive & that i’m the reason feminism exists
lightningbolthairftw: colonelcheru: adriofthedead: surfdog2000: oceanmaster: thegoodsonisbad: fiztheancient: i love groan jokes more puns please excellent yes We Got Jokez At the end of the day, you gotta lol. Omg that soda one XD /screaming
timandfern: Are Cole jokes still a thing because I’ve got a suite one.
cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle: cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle: I’ve got a joke: What walks on 8 legs until it’s one year old, 4 legs until its twenty years old, and then 2 legs for the remainder of it’s life?
archiemcphee: Letters are full of awesome potential. Combine enough of them and you’ve got a declaration of love, a sidesplitting joke, a life-saving message in a bottle, a precious secret, a poem, a novel or a Broadway play. Swiss visual artist and
wibbly-wobbly-ironic-stuff: wibbly-wobbly-ironic-stuff: wibbly-wobbly-ironic-stuff: Just one, actually. How many scientists does it take to build a time machine? Either no one’s got this joke yet or people refuse to give me notes.
egberts: coolscar: egberts: what happened when the guy shop lifted the calendar? he got 12 months crime isnt a joke
skammmed:fun fact: my parents got married on april fools day so when i was 7 i tried to be funny and i made them an anniversary card that said ‘your marriage is a joke’ and my mom cried
whatthefawxblogs: mostlycatsmostly: (via twitter.com/justinshanes) i know the joke ur trying to make but i would trust a cabinet of dogs to responsibly and compassionately vote for the rights of others better than what we got now
deprimeettriste: friendly reminder that it’s okay to cry i don’t care what happened, if a fictional character got hurt, or if an actor died, or if one of your friends made a ‘joke’ that hurt you, or you’re just having a shitty day, or even
etjelaimeencore: friendly reminder that it’s okay to cry i don’t care what happened, if a fictional character got hurt, or if an actor died, or if one of your friends made a ‘joke’ that hurt you, or you’re just having a shitty day,
harry2016: harry2016: Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Robin. Robin who? Robin you! Hand over your cash motherfucker I got this from a children’s joke website but just added the word motherfucker at the end
