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officialbeyonceknowles: friendly reminder that it’s okay to cry i don’t care what happened, if a fictional character got hurt, or if an actor died, or if one of your friends made a ‘joke’ that hurt you, or you’re just having a shitty day,
simplydalektable: nevillegonnagiveuup: justanotherdayinlife: animalcrackersinmyblog: totallynotagentphilcoulson: I just got this joke. Granted, the last time I actually sat down and watched the whole movie was when I was 14, but for my entire life
thekrustykr4b: mishasminions: defiance-of-death: memewhore: That was the joke. FUCKING THANKYOU. ALL THE AWARDS TO JIM CARREY’S FACE THAT GOT STUCK THAT WAY spirit animal
deprimeettriste: friendly reminder that it’s okay to cry i don’t care what happened, if a fictional character got hurt, or if an actor died, or if one of your friends made a ‘joke’ that hurt you, or you’re just having a shitty day, or even
theoriginalspike: innumerablegibbons: A woman got breast implants made of wood yesterdayIt would be funny if this joke had a punchlineWooden tit
goingcakeful: u thought i was done didnt you aH jokes on you ive got more of these text posts meme thingies idek what theyre called
yahtzee63: starline: ms-demeanor: bifca: justplainsomething: nakedsasquatch: lanawhatever: nakedsasquatch it’s ya man Okay but seriously folks - as often as I joke about this movie stirs my loins and as weirdly popular as this text post got
arcanehex: thespookyastabater: a kiss makes ur day but anal sex makes your hole weak Scrolled past this, scrolled right back up, got the joke, screamed
piercednipples: polaroidpetite: So yesterday someone asked what they would have to pay to see me get my nipples pierced and I jokingly said 躔. But you guys actually did it so I held up to my end of the bargain and got these pierced today. I really
sasoriharem: ???can’t remember if /d/ request or /aco/ request, but I got the joke from philosoraptor
nexus763: Got two request of @fugtrup ‘s work. Here the first one, *insert police brutality joke, “ain’t I so smart” comment*. mp4 : https://mega.nz/#!Lx43zA4K!gq2ojZod_krdGb3LW-JcyfPeNvViBej-GHxDk59pZqA webm : https://webmshare.com/KAewq
joshthebullpup: got suspenders today while shopping for winter clothing..there are some bear jokes you can put under these for captions. go ahead and tell me what you come up with
snowyfeline: Cobalt’s morning routine, right after making sure her daughter gets to bed. About the shirt, Violet got it for her for Moother’s day as a joke gift… because she’s bigger than her mom.
montagemode: roachpatrol: oliviawhen: A solid way to accept someone’s feelings. i’m gonna die still laughing at this I gleefully showed this to at least four people and nobody got the joke so
egberts: coolscar: egberts: what happened when the guy shop lifted the calendar? he got 12 months crime isnt a joke
scruffsmcgoogle: prettyboyshyflizzy:yall southern states got dinosaurs running around and yall make jokes about new york having rats But they are places to be expected.NY rats take the subway and be trying to sell their mixtapes and shit.
speedohead: Yea, my girlfriend got me a speedo as a joke and told me I had to wear it all summer long… I think I’m going to actually do it
jordan-reet: She’s got a point there Marcus… Now can you go before I get blue balls or something? [He laughed, he was joking, but only slightly.] Now please… go. [Marcus just continued to laugh at the two of the and how they wanted their alone
think-im-finally-clean: moonwatah: aobas-cumface:My 13 yearold sister got asked out as a joke today. She’s now locked herself in her room crying. I swear to god this is the most fucked up thing ever. She won’t speak to me or my mom and she’s blasting
rainladyjuvia: Fairy Tail Chapter Reaction Part 2 (Bath)The Gajevy comic was a joke I ripped off from a show called Will and Grace. My sister will not stop watching that show ever since she got all the episodes.The Gruvia picture was because Juvia wanted
godzillable: hellyeahthomassanders: Dad Jokes Just Got Legit 👨 by Thomas Sanders I cant omg
piscine-unrelated: So I was thinking. Current fanon is that Adrien spends his free time in his room marathoning movies and TV shows, which gives him a lot of ammunition for his puns and jokes. While that’s probably true up to a point,he’s got that
ladyraniervuitton: dndeuce: anomaly1: bowtiebrown: wallofbooks: LOVE. …no joke, I just got turned on a little. UNF…. Bruh. So much bacon. And so much burger. Not enough lettuce or onion, but I can make it work. *KITTYSLOBBER*
accarahara: Honestly, I’m tryna stay focusedYou must think I’ve got to be joking when I sayI don’t think I can waitI just need it nowBetter swing my way
lameborghini: i called my friend daddy as a joke and he got a boner
aobas-cumface:My 13 yearold sister got asked out as a joke today. She’s now locked herself in her room crying. I swear to god this is the most fucked up thing ever. She won’t speak to me or my mom and she’s blasting Taylor Swift but you can still
aph-flying-mint-bunny: think-im-finally-clean: moonwatah: aobas-cumface:My 13 yearold sister got asked out as a joke today. She’s now locked herself in her room crying. I swear to god this is the most fucked up thing ever. She won’t speak to me
tarinya-quinn: fenrir-chained: Got a joke for you all. What’s it called when someone turns into a vampire before being bitten? Premature Edraculation. Get out
thighetician: kingsmooter: lazydelusionalnerd: MY BOY JACKIE IS GOING FULL NEESON Ain’t no jokey jokes in this one. Jackie’s got a duct tape silencer
ollyjacksonftm: All done!Glad I got that off my chest… I hope I didn’t make a tit of myself by that joke falling flat.
sbsrandomshitblog: patrickat: thyrell: ayellowbirds: scruffsmcgoogle: prettyboyshyflizzy: yall southern states got dinosaurs running around and yall make jokes about new york having rats But they are places to be expected. NY rats take the subway
happyhornyoldmarriedcouple: I’m like the Yellow Pages. -the wife I’m so glad some of you got my joke…although it does show our age!! -the wife
trillow: we’re literally random people around the world sitting on the internet telling bad jokes to each other why the fuck is this the most important thing i’ve got going on
That’s all I got → Ellie’s Jokes. ↳ Part 1
tavbrogaytram: NoiJaku headcanon:Because of their age difference, Noiz jokingly called Koujaku “daddy” from time to time. At first it just pissed Koujaku off and made him embarrassed but eventually he got used to it, and then Noiz started to use
cyanblur: i remember one time the simpsons made a joke about fox news and they got so insulted they tried to sue them but the court was like “this aired on ur network u can’t sue urself”
elhajjmalik: I’m just sayin’ I got them real history jokes.
glflayart: Hey, it’s ya boi, uh… skinny penis. Jokes, I bet Sousuke got some mileage in his pants.
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: fuckingsleeep: sleepthroughthealarm: i literally only got this joke yesterday I don’t get it… Someone help me… *psst* he was gonna say LAID
onlyalittlelion: #so ahead of your time
kihentai: I don’t know what i’m doing, sorry *A* i got the idea after seeing a similar swimsuit at the mall last week, and i couldn’t resist drawing katsura in it. the jokes are really lame i’m sorry * A *
Hahaha yeah I was joking around before but shit just got realI like how my dad who’s never even been in a tropical storm just tells me: “SEND ME SOME VIDEO”
countingthescars11: mishasminions: defiance-of-death: memewhore: That was the joke. FUCKING THANKYOU. ALL THE AWARDS TO JIM CARREY’S FACE THAT GOT STUCK THAT WAY The last one though
stay-human: classwaru: politicians performing their show for the media cameras, not for the masses who could call out their hypocrisy to their faces The joke got better.
weaintaboutshit: plotprincessss: itsduonne: fxckaurl: takawaste: good lmao I’m sick of this trend of dudes fake cheating on their girls it’s not funny and he deserved that Right. I'da ducked his shit up to Wow You three trifling as fuck and
sandandglass: Jon Stewart on the Charleston shooting:I didn’t do my job today. I’ve got nothing for you in terms of jokes and sounds because of what happened in South Carolina. And maybe if I wasn’t nearing the end of the run or this wasn’t such
woodmeat: thegameswelove: sheeeesh. this how we do cops in my city😠 I think they got arrested after that IIRC–not even joking.
unclefather: mystiquemonique: monkeyjungle: I know that the Thrussy joke has already been beaten into the ground a week ago, but… Trump got a Thrussy This is disgusting get this shit AWAY FROM ME I wish I fucking died in 2012 when the world was
falconpunchyourmom: karrmennn: lordstretchmarkz: sobeitjayt: bruddabois: rapunzel-corona-lite: thighetician: kingsmooter: lazydelusionalnerd: MY BOY JACKIE IS GOING FULL NEESON Ain’t no jokey jokes in this one. Jackie’s got a duct tape
thighetician: kngshxt: Y’all think I be joking when I tell women to shoot these men that are predatory and violent towards them, but I’m dead ass serious. Me and my mom got our concealed carry licenses the same day and I’ve been begging my sister
pansexuanarchy: tariqah:Puerto Rico is about to face a blackout for SIX MONTHS due to Hurricane Irma Guys, this is no fucking joke. I got family in Puerto Rico right now and this power outage means I might not be able to get in ANY contact with them
celticpyro: libertarirynn: garbage-empress: omegajako: historical-nonfiction: Bugs Bunny accidentally transformed the word nimrod into a synonym for idiot because nobody got a joke where he sarcastically compared Elmer Fudd to the Biblical figure
simplyhotchicks: I’m laughing my ass off to some of the titty jokes people are posting. And lmfao at the random dude that tried to rip the girls shirt off more. Holy shit how embarrassing for the chick who got her ass kicked and had her titties
harleyquinnsmissconduct: Got the bikini I ordered off my wishlist…the top is a joke, my tits are barely being held in lol but other than that I think its cute :)
poogieboogie:you wouldnt believe how upset i got when i went to go look at rose references and i saw not one but a SHITLOAD of skinny rosesthanks to steven universe we finally have fat characters that arent jokes and yall are making them skinny.. why
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