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kngshxt: nick cannon presents: who got the most mariah carey jokes
jaxxgarcia: debrides: 6slut: you ever see girls that are so pretty that you don’t know what to do with yourself i made a pretty girl laugh w/a silly joke and i got so flustered that i apologized this pretty girl told me my hair was cute and touched
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: fuckingsleeep: sleepthroughthealarm: i literally only got this joke yesterday I don’t get it… Someone help me… *psst* he was gonna say LAID
bennyslegs: graceebooks: #i love this so much like people always want to make sherlock really boring and serious but hes actually a joke #i mean seriously people #john easily got him into crap tv #he’s up for board games#he’s a dumb little poopy
trillow: we’re literally random people around the world sitting on the internet telling bad jokes to each other why the fuck is this the most important thing i’ve got going on
doctorwhoslostcompanion: attic-skeletons: elhajjmalik: I’m just sayin’ I got them real history jokes. Technically, America wasn’t a country yet. America’s first serial killer was a man named H.H. Holmes. No, H .H. Holmes is America’s first caught
weeping-daleks: wearetheprettyponies: caseyanthonyofficial: caseyanthonyofficial: I’ve got a joke: What walks on 8 legs until it’s one year old, 4 legs until its twenty years old, and then 2 legs for the remainder of it’s life? first of all
cyanblur: i remember one time the simpsons made a joke about fox news and they got so insulted they tried to sue them but the court was like “this aired on ur network u can’t sue urself”
whovianat221bbakerstreet: fawns-and-bees: Look at how proud Greg is. He’s like ‘babe, babe look. I got you a thing. It’s funny. We have an inside joke. Look at how cute we are. Do you love me now, Sherlock?’ Sherlock’s face in the last gif
nothingeverlost: rootbeersweetheart: micdotcom: Watch: Campbell’s Soup just got geeky parenting so right I’m just waiting for people to try and ban Campbell’s soup now. Just waiting. Best dad joke thing ever
jarpope: i said the funniest joke to make them laugh but i’m not sure jensen got it.
sarcastic-clapping: i joked about making a favorite vines compilation and then people told me i should actually do it and i basically got peer pressured into making this
the-muggles-got-me-down: this was a hint in my geometry textbook somewhere there is a mathematician whose entire life has led up to this joke
kashuan:Problems w/ large fandoms: being pretty sure someone got to the joke (and every other one) before you, but the tag’s too big to find it :““)
moonslag:ok this just got out of hand but nut.exe is a joke my roomie and i can’t stop saying and it NEEDED TO HAPPEN
moonslag: ok this just got out of hand but nut.exe is a joke my roomie and i can’t stop saying and it NEEDED TO HAPPEN
femmeidiot:I’ve got it all: mental illness, funny jokes, and the wettest pussy.
shinymightyena replied to your post: Guy’s don’t over react when I say this ah man, those people deserve a punch in the butt. I’m glad you’re alright Thank you, jokes on them I got their license plate number >:D ….but I’m aching
billbutlicker: tastefullyoffensive: [xonees] whoever made this i love you so much
I want to make valentines cards for the TWGOK fandom but how do I do it? I got like great puns and jokes
I got bored and I was reading Orianna Trivia and I found this Orianna’s joke “When you fall, you get right back up.” coincides with Aigis’ line. Aigis is a female robot character from the game Persona 3 who says these words
rnortal: nreeds14: rnortal: rnortal: who else can’t wait until they have a cute gf??? all of those who reblogged will be blessed w a cute gf This isn’t a joke guysI rebloggedAnd got a cute gf confirmation from one of the happy customers
aph-flying-mint-bunny: think-im-finally-clean: moonwatah: aobas-cumface: My 13 yearold sister got asked out as a joke today. She’s now locked herself in her room crying. I swear to god this is the most fucked up thing ever. She won’t speak to
ballsmakeuweak: He flirted and tried to cop a feel from his masseuse, while jokingly asking about a “happy ending.” She secretly got her manager and another co-worker to come in and together, they stripped him naked and made sure he was given a
southofdallas: I jokingly messaged my brother that he was just jealous that my dick was so much bigger than his and this is the response I got. Fuck!
………….the Cosby bunch just BEFORE the Quaaludes took effect!……..it’s a JOKE people! They ALREADY got photographed!
cynistercyanide: It started out as a joke-NSFW and it looked like pure nonsense, but then it got like serious-NSFW very fast. Oops. Oh well. Butt and partial boobies.
When I'm tired, sick, cold, got headache, and some motherfucker wants to joke around with me..
whiteboi-fantasies: I sent some of these magazine covers to a married friend of mine, during a chat (and after she confided in me that her husband was trying to get to “go black”)…they got her so wet…she joked with me that needs a subscription!
samson-sfw-tumbling: pompouspersephone: bruddabois: rapunzel-corona-lite: thighetician: kingsmooter: lazydelusionalnerd: MY BOY JACKIE IS GOING FULL NEESON Ain’t no jokey jokes in this one. Jackie’s got a duct tape silencer Jackie CHan on
sam-winchester-cries-during-sex: sam-winchester-cries-during-sex: f-r-eckled: im like 25% funny and 85% bad at math that’s 110% wait I just got the joke
vvorldwideweb: vvorldwideweb: my brother got grounded for telling jokes it was his pun-ishment
cyberuser: cyberuser: vvankinq: cyberuser: what do you call a message sent by a girl? *sighs* what a feMAIL i got 7 messages saying this joke is offensive & that i’m the reason feminism exists
elhajjmalik: I’m just sayin’ I got them real history jokes.
mihevolimihevolllitsidna: friendly reminder that it’s okay to cry i don’t care what happened, if a fictional character got hurt, or if an actor died, or if one of your friends made a ‘joke’ that hurt you, or you’re just having a shitty day,
uriekuki: saikosboobs: tsukiyamas: remember when everyone thought kaneki got turned into a quinque a month full of briefcase jokes it was a dark time
omegajako: historical-nonfiction: Bugs Bunny accidentally transformed the word nimrod into a synonym for idiot because nobody got a joke where he sarcastically compared Elmer Fudd to the Biblical figure Nimrod, a mighty hunter. Etymology is ridiculous
ajanigoldmane: celticpyro: libertarirynn: garbage-empress: omegajako: historical-nonfiction: Bugs Bunny accidentally transformed the word nimrod into a synonym for idiot because nobody got a joke where he sarcastically compared Elmer Fudd to the
henroth-valdemar: So I had something happen today that got me thinking. Near to a friend of mine a house is a rock quarry, which is still in use. My friend and two friends of his decided to go into the quarry. I’m not joking when I said they found
lego-joker: shobogan: ohmygil: someblogiusedtoknow: Some members of the DC fandom trying to play"But The Killing Joke gave us Oracle!!“ card is really bullshit since Oracle only came to be because Kim Yale & her husband got extremely pissed
theminttu: All the high noon jokes have been made. I got nothing
bifca: justplainsomething: nakedsasquatch: lanawhatever: nakedsasquatch it’s ya man Okay but seriously folks - as often as I joke about this movie stirs my loins and as weirdly popular as this text post got a while back, I wanna rap with you all
brasilianchick: whatthefawxblogs: mostlycatsmostly: (via twitter.com/justinshanes) i know the joke ur trying to make but i would trust a cabinet of dogs to responsibly and compassionately vote for the rights of others better than what we got now Both
stay-human: classwaru: politicians performing their show for the media cameras, not for the masses who could call out their hypocrisy to their faces The joke got better.
foxflightstudios: The seventh “weapon” in the Orientation Armory–CAST IRON PAN! This one goes out to every single message I got from a pan person jokingly asking if the pan weapon was going to be a pan. There were many. The puns were too good to
Now that I really think about it, it’s pretty fucked up how some people with issues is treated. Like in the media, I’ve seen girls with “daddy issues” used as the butt of jokes. it’s hinted like,“she’s got daddy
greeleytheking: m86: kitfisto: nearly the end of april.. you know what that means this is an advanced joke This year has gone too fucking quick like please calm the fuck down Mr time I just got it 😂
afewxtralbs: My buddies got me this pair of small boxer shorts as a joke for my bday. I don’t think they knew how much I’d enjoy them #tummytuesday
sandandglass: Jon Stewart on the Charleston shooting:I didn’t do my job today. I’ve got nothing for you in terms of jokes and sounds because of what happened in South Carolina. And maybe if I wasn’t nearing the end of the run or this wasn’t such
playlistsforparis: “Once I got proposed to, as a joke… I was proposed to onstage by my friend Toby. It was a fake proposal but the crowd went wild and it was really sweet.”
fstw: I’m calling it now 5 years from now when it’s New Year’s Eve before the year 2020 every white person gonna wear those New Years glasses and all make the same joke “haha look I got 20/20 vision”
montagemode: roachpatrol: oliviawhen: A solid way to accept someone’s feelings. i’m gonna die still laughing at this I gleefully showed this to at least four people and nobody got the joke so