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iwanttobeafirefly: embracethelost: tastefullyoffensive: Pun Dog #16 (previously) (joke via ihavenocomments) Heeeeeeee Dammit dog, you got me.
depraved-and-wanting: selfcompliment:Do daddy doms make dad jokes? “I’m so wet.” “Hello wet, I’m daddy.” Hahaha I got a good laugh out of this. Truthfully, i’m sure they do. Daddies are not all gruff and tuff, from my experience they
jayceeedeeewai: fckyeahcutecouples: To my surprise, this is what Theo gave me for our 20 months (July 15) It’s not a promise ring. I remember I’d always joke around about how much I wanted him to get me a promise ring and I got something similar
egberts: coolscar: egberts: what happened when the guy shop lifted the calendar? he got 12 months crime isnt a joke
arcanehex: thespookyastabater: a kiss makes ur day but anal sex makes your hole weak Scrolled past this, scrolled right back up, got the joke, screamed
notsosilentwallflower: busket: pardon me my good uh… sir. filed under: jokes I never got as a child that makes me cry tears of laughter
actualcanadianfemmesherlock: DON’T FUCKING TELL ME NATASHA IS COLD AND HEARTLESS. Remember how he jokingly threatened her and got a powerfully afraid reaction? Then remember when he cornered and almost killed her as the Hulk? This man lives under
nakedsasquatch: lanawhatever: nakedsasquatch it’s ya man Okay but seriously folks - as often as I joke about this movie stirs my loins and as weirdly popular as this text post got a while back, I wanna rap with you all about why the George of the
trillow: we’re literally random people around the world sitting on the internet telling bad jokes to each other why the fuck is this the most important thing i’ve got going on
cyanblur: i remember one time the simpsons made a joke about fox news and they got so insulted they tried to sue them but the court was like “this aired on ur network u can’t sue urself”
twitchy-twitchy-marissa: ritzy-hellcat: dreadfulstripper: chillona: I got lemon titties Now calling my boobs Lemons. 10/10 I can’t beeline I literally have melons Orange you glad I didn’t say I have a banana 😂😂 I fail at jokes .-.
thatstheriddle: sherokutakari: deanbelievesinwholockholmes: bennydict: EVERYONE who reblogs this will be insulted in Shakespearean fashion. I am so looking forward to this … I GOT MINE BEING INSULTED HAS MADE MY NIGHT EVERYONE SHES NOT JOKING
egghands: phantomdoodler: steven stone jokingly punches someone in the shoulder, ends up shattering their humerus because of all his rings i’m so sorry i got a mental image for this and i
countingthescars11: mishasminions: defiance-of-death: memewhore: That was the joke. FUCKING THANKYOU. ALL THE AWARDS TO JIM CARREY’S FACE THAT GOT STUCK THAT WAY The last one though
sderya06: mertcetinkaya24: northcock1: northcock1: dandare13: mrbangerreviews: #JessicaSexxxton huge loads! How does he do it ? Fuck he is good👍 Wowsa Youv got to be joking . Thats a load and half .. Fucking jeesus Bu gerçek olabilir
elhajjmalik: I’m just sayin’ I got them real history jokes. Oooooooo
montagemode: roachpatrol: oliviawhen: A solid way to accept someone’s feelings. i’m gonna die still laughing at this I gleefully showed this to at least four people and nobody got the joke so What the fuck is that???
think-im-finally-clean: moonwatah: aobas-cumface: My 13 yearold sister got asked out as a joke today. She’s now locked herself in her room crying. I swear to god this is the most fucked up thing ever. She won’t speak to me or my mom and she’s
aldreaiskillionfalan:My campus got a foot of snow this weekend, and now the new meme on YikYak is making jokes about whiteness. My hour has finally come.
mousathe14: notsosilentwallflower: busket: pardon me my good uh… sir. filed under: jokes I never got as a child that makes me cry tears of laughter Oh my god.. I GET IT NOW!
tallfry36: garbage-empress: omegajako: historical-nonfiction: Bugs Bunny accidentally transformed the word nimrod into a synonym for idiot because nobody got a joke where he sarcastically compared Elmer Fudd to the Biblical figure Nimrod, a mighty
texasbigdog377: slade9wilson: lp-atlfreakboi: Invited him over and he fuckd the hell out of me. @slade9wilson Yea I did that… Fuck the hell out of you what a joke and wonder why niggas got HIV FUCKING MEN YOU MEET ONLINE LET THEM IN YOUR HOUSE
brothamanblack77: No no no don’t do this got be a joke😲😮😲😲😳
fstw: I’m calling it now 5 years from now when it’s New Year’s Eve before the year 2020 every white person gonna wear those New Years glasses and all make the same joke “haha look I got 20/20 vision”
montagemode: roachpatrol: oliviawhen: A solid way to accept someone’s feelings. i’m gonna die still laughing at this I gleefully showed this to at least four people and nobody got the joke so
landorus: turianloaf: zorada: I seriously laughed so hard. If you’re an astronaut like me, you’ll get it. I’M PRETTY SURE I’M NOT AN ASTRONAUT AND I GOT THIS JOKE THEY TEACH ABOUT JUPITER’S FUCKING GIANT NEVER ENDING STORM IN LIKE 3RD GRADE
lil-mizz-jaye: Coffee Stain Studios put this video out as a joke to reply to people asking “So now that Sanctum 2 is done, what are you working on?” The video got over 1 million views in a day, and their forums and YouTube channel were bombarded
sukkanen: jamietheignorantamerican: jamietheignorantamerican: mY SISTER JUST GOT FEATURED ON HER SCHOOL’S ANNOUNCEMENTS FOR DRAWING A FUCKIGN HOMESTUCK OC IM PROUD AND LAUGHING AT THE SAME TIME. YOU THINK IM JOKING IM NOT I AM SO FUCKING PROUD
official-cronusampora: king-wasted: SWEAT JOKES *jazz hands* is thAT LITERALLY JUST A BUNCH OF ERIDANS THAT GOT STOOD UP IN THE BG IM DONE WITH THIS COMIC ENTIRELY
darksoulshaters: darksoulshaters: Nameless asked this dude why he hacked, and got a series of your mom jokes in return. I’m not kidding. transcript: (1) ur mom is so fat when she turns around people yell fat ass (2) cause shes so fat when she rolls
justplainsomething: nakedsasquatch: lanawhatever: nakedsasquatch it’s ya man Okay but seriously folks - as often as I joke about this movie stirs my loins and as weirdly popular as this text post got a while back, I wanna rap with you all about
sloth-king: king-ly: prettyboyshyflizzy: yall southern states got dinosaurs running around and yall make jokes about new york having rats Dinosaur ain’t chilling in my house with me. I gotta go find him. Y'all room with y'all wildebeests Bruhhhh…
potato-chips-in-the-bath: my housemate was joking about me having an affair with someone, but she got stuck on a gender-neutral word for mistress/master and said mattress
youcantcancelquidditch: #OKAY I *JUST* GOT THAT CAP IS AN ELDER AND THIS IS A JOKE
alexneonakis: Weasley’s Wizard Wheezes “We could all do with a few laughs. I’ve got a feeling we’re going to need them more than usual before long” I imagine his first day back at the joke shop after the series ended would have been really
ayellowbirds: ajanigoldmane: celticpyro: libertarirynn: garbage-empress: omegajako: historical-nonfiction: Bugs Bunny accidentally transformed the word nimrod into a synonym for idiot because nobody got a joke where he sarcastically compared Elmer
For one Raider game?!?! You all serious?!?!! Vs Dallas? On national tv? At home? You have GOT to be kidding me. What a joke.
andrewgiraffields: #remember when sookie was played by a fat actress and there were literally no jokes about her weight on the show? #remember how she wasn’t defined by her weight? #remember how she got to date and get married and have kids and
torakodragon: montagemode: roachpatrol: oliviawhen: A solid way to accept someone’s feelings. i’m gonna die still laughing at this I gleefully showed this to at least four people and nobody got the joke so
daftwithoneshoe: soudamnspooky: soudamnspooky: if I had to rate my sexuality on a scale of 1-10, with 1 being heterosexual and 10 being homosexual, I would rate it √-1 IM SO FUCKING MAD THIS TEXT POST NEVER GOT SUCCESSFUL ITS A FUCKING MATH JOKE
fandomacepilot: friendly reminder that it’s okay to cry i don’t care what happened, if a fictional character got hurt, or if an actor died, or if one of your friends made a ‘joke’ that hurt you, or you’re just having a shitty day, or even
deprimeettriste: friendly reminder that it’s okay to cry i don’t care what happened, if a fictional character got hurt, or if an actor died, or if one of your friends made a ‘joke’ that hurt you, or you’re just having a shitty day, or even
harry2016: harry2016: Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Robin. Robin who? Robin you! Hand over your cash motherfucker I got this from a children’s joke website but just added the word motherfucker at the end
elhajjmalik: I’m just sayin’ I got them real history jokes.
okay, got the first paragraph done and included i little quip about how when GA was founded, Catholics, slaves, and lawyers were not allowed to live here. my professor is a lawyer. not a mean joke, just a fun fact.
cracked: In 2011, Chinese artist Peiwen Liu got down on one knee to propose to his girlfriend. But things didn’t go smoothly: the girl jokingly told him she would marry him only if he walked 1,000 miles for her. She then probably went on with her day,
kingkeenanthegreat:fstw: I’m calling it now 5 years from now when it’s New Year’s Eve before the year 2020 every white person gonna wear those New Years glasses and all make the same joke “haha look I got 20/20 vision” As a white person I
kirrys: Has this been done yet? well, now it has. ba dum tish.not meaning to offend anyone here. it’s a dumb joke comic that I thought would be funny. (I’ve got friends with all of these) (….although admittedly, the “I have a friend of x group
nothingeverlost: rootbeersweetheart: micdotcom: Watch: Campbell’s Soup just got geeky parenting so right I’m just waiting for people to try and ban Campbell’s soup now. Just waiting. Best dad joke thing ever
thehildy: When playing Cards against humanity…nobody got the joke but me…
starline: ms-demeanor: bifca: justplainsomething: nakedsasquatch: lanawhatever: nakedsasquatch it’s ya man Okay but seriously folks - as often as I joke about this movie stirs my loins and as weirdly popular as this text post got a while back,
okay–anyways: i would try to make a joke but we just got a vice president who openly, proudly admits he would subject children to psychological torture if it meant there was even a chance that they wouldn’t grow up to be like me. a specific kind of
iandmyfamily: My mom took me on a picnic the other day. When we got to the park, she walked to a table and I opened the trunk to get the picnic basket, but there wasn’t one. I turned to around to jokingly ask her what she was planning on feeding me.
theoriginalspike: innumerablegibbons: A woman got breast implants made of wood yesterdayIt would be funny if this joke had a punchlineWooden tit
lokiloo: My Buddhist friend was stopped by a Christian fellowship and asked if she would consider following the word of Jesus Christ. She replied, “No, thanks, but maybe next time around.”I don’t think they got the joke but I nearly died laughing.
