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potato-chips-in-the-bath: my housemate was joking about me having an affair with someone, but she got stuck on a gender-neutral word for mistress/master and said mattress
fit2please: Got my ass handed to me by my leg/booty workout tonight, lol bad joke đ
poogieboogie:you wouldnt believe how upset i got when i went to go look at rose references and i saw not one but a SHITLOAD of skinny rosesthanks to steven universe we finally have fat characters that arent jokes and yall are making them skinny.. why
onlyblackgirl: sandandglass: Jon Stewart on the Charleston shooting:I didnât do my job today. Iâve got nothing for you in terms of jokes and sounds because of what happened in South Carolina. And maybe if I wasnât nearing the end of the run or
whitepeoplestealingculture:niqaabista:brownchai:al-thaqalayn:myowndunya:72chambers:itshaneeen:bewhatyoudesire:beaugarit:3 Muslims dead, but let me show you how to park your car.youâve got to be kidding, right? This HAS to be a joke. AstaghfurAllah
aldreaiskillionfalan: My campus got a foot of snow this weekend, and now the new meme on YikYak is making jokes about whiteness. My hour has finally come.
aobas-cumface:My 13 yearold sister got asked out as a joke today. Sheâs now locked herself in her room crying. I swear to god this is the most fucked up thing ever. She wonât speak to me or my mom and sheâs blasting Taylor Swift but you can still
hellyeahthomassanders: Dad Jokes Just Got Legit đ¨ by Thomas Sanders
ufo-spooky: trashythingsgohere: I live in a very classy area I know this is supposed to be a joke but FOR REAL tell your health provider about ANY street drugs or prescription pills you got in your system. They will not ever call the cops on you, you
onehunterandhisfallenangel: cuddleswithhiddles: Â deathlyfollows: Are you fucking joking No, thatâs his serious face. It got better
imgonnariverdance: jackiemakescomics: Superneutral I was just going to scroll by but then I got the joke and burst out laughing
danicalidreamin12: onehunterandhisfallenangel: cuddleswithhiddles:  deathlyfollows: Are you fucking joking No, thatâs his serious face. It got better Cas makes everything betterâŚ
someoneudontknow5: OH MY GOD GUYS MY DAD HEARD ME JOKING ABOUT ME HAVING STUFF WITH MY ART ON IT AND THEN TODAY HE BROUGHT ME THIS BOX WITH A TON OF STUFF IN IT AND I LIL BABIES ON MAGNETS GUYS AND THEN HE SAID HE GOT A FEW BUTTONS “A FEWâ
lizthefangirl: sherlock-has-got-the-blue-box: the-fandom-is-anderson: sick of your shit john #high functioning french kisserhon hON HON BAGUETTE eiffel tower me in french class no joke
thatstheriddle: sherokutakari: deanbelievesinwholockholmes: bennydict: EVERYONE who reblogs this will be insulted in Shakespearean fashion. I am so looking forward to this ⌠I GOT MINE BEING INSULTED HAS MADE MY NIGHT EVERYONE SHES NOT JOKING
doona-baes: I got nothing for you, in terms of jokes and sounds. Because of what happened in South Carolina. And maybe if I wasnât nearing the end of the run, or this wasnât such a common occurrence, maybe I couldâve pulled out of the spiral, but
nothingeverlost: rootbeersweetheart: micdotcom: Watch: Campbellâs Soup just got geeky parenting so right Iâm just waiting for people to try and ban Campbellâs soup now. Just waiting. Best dad joke thing ever
obi-wanakin: I think one of my favorite stories Iâve ever heard Mark Hamill tell is the one about how the first time he heard the score for A New Hope he got sort of jokingly offended because it seemed like every other character had a specific song
ulibeanz: ulibeanz: ulibeanz: did i tell yâall that one time when my friends and i were making a joke mockumentary about a fake cryptid, my sibling and i got into a really bad hospitalizing car crash and instead of delaying it we just decided to
hungarianator: i-change-too-often: masochist-incarnate: michigen: i emailed them as a joke and they gave me a scarily realistic response and i was too scared o say anything back i emailed them and i never got a reply, iâd like you to show yours
lameborghini: i called my friend daddy as a joke and he got a boner
cue-lauren-laughing-at-my-joke: when you read many camren fanfics at the same time then got confused with the characters
darevdevil: âA best or worst Star Wars Joke? I think I made one this morning. It was cause I got [the Finn] emoji on twitter.â
a girl asked me how i got good at drawing so i answered that i sacrificed virgins for the dark lord satan and she looked kinda terrified i forgot u canât really make this kind of joke outside of the internet
creapy: creapy: creapy: creapy: if we ever date i will actually make cute bentos for you for lunch AND IM NOT JOKING I HAVE A THING MY PAReNTS GOT WHEN I LIVED IN JAPAN THAT SHAPES RICE INTO CUTE LITTLE ANIMALS AND I WILL MAKE SAUSAGE OCTOPUS FOR
youcantcancelquidditch: #OKAY I *JUST* GOT THAT CAP IS AN ELDER AND THIS IS A JOKE
kyliesparks27: samandriel: stayburned: omfg math jokes wHY i quit. OMG even I got this and I donât understand most things
acoustic-sunset: are u fucking shitting me itâs the motherfucking goddamn deku tree uve got to be joking where is this where.
mousathe14: notsosilentwallflower: busket: pardon me my good uh⌠sir. filed under: jokes I never got as a child that makes me cry tears of laughter Oh my god.. I GET IT NOW!
casualprivatepinkie: emkaymlp: railyx: theblackparrot: williamcafox: oddbagel: dicksploiter: bobnintendo: the-batlord: Just fucking kill me, youtube. it fucking works holy shit you have got to be joking DISSAPOINTED. ALSO REALLY HAPPY TO KNOW
trillow: weâre literally random people around the world sitting on the internet telling bad jokes to each other why the fuck is this the most important thing iâve got going on
montagemode: roachpatrol: oliviawhen: A solid way to accept someoneâs feelings. iâm gonna die still laughing at this I gleefully showed this to at least four people and nobody got the joke so
historical-nonfiction: Bugs Bunny accidentally transformed the word nimrod into a synonym for idiot because nobody got a joke where he sarcastically compared Elmer Fudd to the Biblical figure Nimrod, a mighty hunter.
caribun: another weeb joke, got some quality so you gonna click it to read it as a comic also @paychiri welcome back (check her designs for these adult nerds) edit: full res http://tinyurl.com/q9dcsbm
slimetony: alexavindr: slimetony: Iâve decided that all of you, collectively, are the reason(s) girls donât like me. Youâre all to blame. Randy itâs probably the gonorrhea I only got gonorrhea for a joke
skammmed:fun fact: my parents got married on april fools day so when i was 7 i tried to be funny and i made them an anniversary card that said âyour marriage is a jokeâ and my mom cried
theoriginalspike: innumerablegibbons: A woman got breast implants made of wood yesterdayIt would be funny if this joke had a punchlineWooden titÂ
thighetician: kingsmooter: lazydelusionalnerd: MY BOY JACKIE IS GOING FULL NEESON Ainât no jokey jokes in this one. Jackieâs got a duct tape silencer
ghostmn: Springtime Seiryou Romance Hey Dudes guess whoâs part of the @touhoushipcollab ngl i put Nue/Flandre as a joke/fill-in so i was kinda surprised when i got accepted. anyhow iâm super tired so enjoy this (commission info ~ paypal.me ~
ask-oncies-jizz: i love the mortal kombat universe so much because half the characters are just joke characters that they got attached to so they gave them serious lore and if that aint the most relatable shit then honestly what the fuck are you even
brasilianchick: whatthefawxblogs: mostlycatsmostly: (via twitter.com/justinshanes) i know the joke ur trying to make but i would trust a cabinet of dogs to responsibly and compassionately vote for the rights of others better than what we got now Both
ajanigoldmane: celticpyro: libertarirynn: garbage-empress: omegajako: historical-nonfiction: Bugs Bunny accidentally transformed the word nimrod into a synonym for idiot because nobody got a joke where he sarcastically compared Elmer Fudd to the
systlin: sbsrandomshitblog: patrickat: thyrell: ayellowbirds: scruffsmcgoogle: prettyboyshyflizzy: yall southern states got dinosaurs running around and yall make jokes about new york having rats But they are places to be expected. NY rats take
celticpyro: libertarirynn: garbage-empress: omegajako: historical-nonfiction: Bugs Bunny accidentally transformed the word nimrod into a synonym for idiot because nobody got a joke where he sarcastically compared Elmer Fudd to the Biblical figure
james-pwyll: âBig Mac, youâve got some splaininâ ta do!â âTurkey call?â âEyup.â âTrash yer voice?â âEyup.â âZecora remedy?â âEyup.â âNot quick enough?â âNope.â âNeeded a deep voice?â âEyup.â âPoison joke?â
deluxetrashqueen: If I hadnât seen this caption I literally would never have gotten the joke. This is just a perfect representation of a normal D&D session. headspace-hotel: I was about to reblog this, and then I saw the picture and I got the
kipplekipple:rubykgrant:doccywhomst:i love the term “joshing.” it’s slang, meaning to joke or tease playfully. “i’m just joshing you.” who is this notorious josh. who joshed so much that the whole concept got named
zicko:hypotheticalpeople:Guy who got the death penalty but he survived so they just let him leavethis reminds me of a joke. so theres this bulgarian guy right? loves trains, has loved trains since he was a kid. one day, the bulgarian railroad association
grungularity:wifey-type:âWho got you smiling?â The voices in my head cracked a joke leave me aloneSomeone: “wonder who’s making him so happy?”Me:
filipfatalattractionrblog:liluglydudefromdetroit:So play like a noob? got it Youâre joking, but it actually is a popular theory in chess that a complete noob potentially can beat a master by confusing them - as the noob doesnât know what theyâre
egberts: coolscar: egberts: what happened when the guy shop lifted the calendar? he got 12 months crime isnt a joke Thank you batman
aph-flying-mint-bunny: think-im-finally-clean: moonwatah: aobas-cumface:My 13 yearold sister got asked out as a joke today. Sheâs now locked herself in her room crying. I swear to god this is the most fucked up thing ever. She wonât speak to me
egberts: coolscar: egberts: what happened when the guy shop lifted the calendar? he got 12 months crime isnt a joke
earthnation: earthnation: now aquaman that hoe ok since this got no notes it looks like iâll have to explain the joke soulja boy released a song called âcrank datâ on may 2nd of 2007. one of the lyrics in the song was ânow superman that hoe!âÂ
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