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Aw, thank you! Gatiss does do a pretty excellent cheeky smile, haha. (Click here for the pick-up line being referred to.)
I just uploaded four more t-shirt designs, all featuring John pick-up lines. Click here to see all of the t-shirts, and don’t forget that you can also get umbrellas here. I’ll keep updating you guys as I add more!
Just uploaded three new iPhone cases! Two of them feature John pick-up lines over John’s oatmeal jumper (like above), and there’s also a Mycroft one. Enjoy :)
Okay, guys! Lots of new merchandise up now! First of all, I’ve added a new iPhone cover to my RedBubble store. This is the first of my iPhone covers to use a pick-up line that hasn’t appeared on a t-shirt yet. Now, in addition to RedBubble
Happy Valentine’s Day, followers! <3 ~ Froggy, your admin
“I’d let you ride my tube with your harpoon.” Submitted (with photo) by Carrie (no username). (Admin’s note: Yes, I realize this screencap has been used before, but it was a photo submission, so I just rolled with it.)
“Forget the H– let’s talk about the D.”
“I would sprain a junkie’s arm for you.”
This is a professional blog now. Instead of posting silly pick-up lines, we are going to have rousing discussions about taxes and global warming.
“Are you Tuesday? Because I’d like to be stuck in you forever.”
Hey guys! I’m working on new t-shirt designs because my current ones aren’t selling too well, plus I wanted to come up with a generic Sherlocky graphic that I could pair any pick-up line with. Do you guys like the look of these? And which
Looky what I found while grabbing a screencap for today’s pick-up line!
“I’m not your housekeeper. The only thing of yours I want to keep is your love.”
“I think you’re cooler than the head in our fridge.”
Your admin ran out of photoset ideas for this week, so here’s the Random Sexy Extra from The Blind Banker 10 times.
This is just a test to see whether or not I’m able to upload photos. If you can see this, it means our wi-fi is finally 100% functional, and you will have a new pick-up line on schedule again starting tonight!I’m so sorry for leaving you guys hanging
“I bet I could lick your face way better than Magnussen did.â€
“I’m sorry I keep calling you Graham. It’s because I want s’more of you.â€
Okay, folks. Let’s talk about the keychains some more.Above I put a badly Photoshopped idea of what they should look like, as well as a few random examples with different pick-up lines. (Sorry the London scene is all wibbly– I put a paintbrush
Hi there! It’s your (conceited) admin. I wore this shirt and took this selfie today specifically for you guys. My photo on the “The Blogger†page was a few years old and I’ve changed my hairstyle a little bit recently, so I thought I should probab
“No balloon could ever be a substitute for you.”
“Will you be the Redbeard to my Yellowbeard?”
“I love you more than Sherlock loves ginger nuts.”
“If I be the Thatcher bust, will you be the flash drive? I want you inside of me.”
“Yes, I am having an earthquake. You shake up my world.”
“Forget the morgue. My real favorite room is your bedroom.”
“Are you Eurus’s cell? Because I refuse to stay at least three feet away from you.”
“Would you like to have a night of passion in High Wycombe with me?”
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“Whenever I’m in your arms, I feel more secure than Sherrinford.”
“You can call me Giles if I can call you mine.”
“Forget science or cannibals… Nobody is more grateful for your body than me.”
“Are you Culverton Smith? Because you take my breath away.”
“I must be a Patience Grenade. Every move you make makes me about to blow.”
“My code name is Antarctica because I have such an impressive ‘South Pole.’“
“Are you one of the boys from the cafe? Because I would let you drop me… into your bed.”
“You make me even more incredibly happy than killing human beings does.”
“If you were credit, I would take you even after John published his blog.”
“I would let you give me a hug even if I didn’t need to send and delete a text on your phone.”
“We’re not like the gravestones at Musgrave Hall. Our dates will never be wrong.”
“I hope nobody needs to say ‘Norbury’ to me when I ask you out.”
“Are you the night Magnussen got shot? Because I’d like to slap my ‘D-notice’ on your ‘incident.’“
“Planning our dates will be easy. I know exactly where we’ll need to be picked up for lunch two weeks from now.”
“I usually make clients sit in The Chair, but you can sit on my face if you’d prefer.”
“Are you my flash drive? Because I would smash six busts of Margaret Thatcher just to get you back.”
“Are you the R in A.G.R.A.? Because you’re the rose of my world.”
“I don’t need to be actually wetting myself in order to tell the truth about how much I love you.”
“You’re cooler than a dangerous breakfast.”
“How anyone could not love you is harder to figure out than how an old lady could die of hypothermia in a sauna.”
“Mycroft is right about the list of people who love me not being long, but you’re the only one I need on it anyway.”
“Forget Victor Trevor. Next time you chain me up, a very different kind of bone is going to emerge.”
“I can’t keep my knackered, weary, old eyes off of you.”
“My dick is so huge, I make porn stars look like Faith Smith’s kitchen.”
“I would let you look in my ‘lymph nodes’ even if I wasn’t missing my limbs.”
“My love for you is so strong, not even Sherrinford could contain it.”
“Are you Victor Trevor? Because whenever I’m with you, all around me is well.”
“Forget the Thatcher busts. The only bust I’m interested in is yours.”
“Your ass is like Rosie’s rattle: If you keep throwing it in my face, I’ll keep grabbing it.”
“The Borgia Pearl is too boring for me, but I’d love to make you my Borgia girl.”
“The ‘sixteen by six’ in Eurus’s song is actually referring to the length and circumference of my penis.”
