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“You’re hotter than the bonfire I put John in.â€
“Wanna come to my Mori-party?â€
“I want to text you more often than Irene texted Sherlock.â€
“I bet I can find your G spot quicker than Sherlock finds clues.â€
“Returning your coat isn’t my only reason for sneaking into your bedroom.â€
“‘Vatican cameos’ can be our safeword.â€
“I’m sorry you don’t like Harold on my face… Perhaps you’d prefer him in between your thighs?â€
“Without you, I’m lonelier than Mycroft on Christmas.â€
“I know you’re for real… Nobody could fake having such an amazing dick all the time.â€
“You’re not like Magnussen’s spectacles… You are anything but ordinary.â€
“I love you more than Sherlock loves bees.â€
“You’re the stars to my Sherlock: I think you’re beautiful even when I don’t understand you.â€
“Without you, my world is as dark as Laura’s attire.â€
“You don’t need to manipulate security cameras to convince me to get into your car.â€
“I want you in my life more permanently than a Black Lotus tattoo.â€
“I know you like to hold your umbrella all the time, but I wish you would hold my hand instead.â€
“Why have Lestrade when you can have More-trade?â€
“You’re the fence to my John… I can’t get over you.â€
“Just call me a Baskerville Hound, because I can’t keep my paws off of you.â€
“Your wit is sharper than Irene Adler’s heels.â€
“John says I’m a machine… Want to see if you can turn me on?â€
“Mycroft says that you have the brain of a scientist or a philosopher, but I think you have the brain of my future husband.â€
“If you were a dismembered country squire, I’d make a date with you no matter how difficult you were to schedule.â€
“Broadly speaking, I’d like to have a ‘function’ in your ‘narrative.’“
“I’m not a plot device… The only function I want in your narrative is love interest.â€
“Forget finding the country squire’s legs– I’d much rather have a look at yours.â€
“Will you be the cigarette to my Sherlock? I want to put my lips around you.â€
“John says I tend to rub people up the wrong way, but I bet I can rub you right where you like it.â€
“So, you’re on IDatedAGhost.com… Does that mean you’re looking for a boo?â€
“Your style is more iconic than Sherlock in a deerstalker.â€
“I’m your biggest fan-derson.â€
“I would love you even if you peed in my fireplace.â€
“Get a room? Nah, let’s get an entire flat.â€
“The game is on. Will you be my player 2?â€
“Still looking for the legs, but I’d much rather find the key to your heart.â€
“If you thought I didn’t love you, I would send an entire press conference the same text message.â€
“I’m bringing sexy Reichen-back.â€
“I want you to ‘meat’ my ‘dagger.’“
“You don’t need to be like Mycroft. Why use a treadmill when you get plenty of exercise running through my mind?â€
“My coat collar isn’t the only thing that’s up.â€
“If you needed a shoulder to cry on, I would volunteer on no less than three separate occasions.â€
“You’re hotter than a shoddy Victorian outfit from a museum that was sold off in a fire damage sale.â€
“Scold me like Irene Adler scolded Kate Middleton.â€
“I must be 221b’s wallpaper, because you’re making me smile.â€
“Me without you is like a deerstalker with only one front.â€
“Is your name Janine? Because I would become a tabloid just to make you my whore.â€
“You’re more hip than the body part Mrs. Hudson needs herbal soothers for.â€
“I am the closest thing to a friend you are capable of having: A lover.â€
“So, you think my mouth looks too small without lipstick? I can think of one way to change your mind about that.â€
“I want to experiment with you… and I don’t mean in the Baskerville kind of way.â€
“The man with the key is king. How’d you like to be my queen?â€
“My suit may be Westwood, but I can give you wood in any direction you like.â€
“No, that’s not a British Army Browning L9A1 in my pocket.â€
“If you’d like, I can ensure that you’ll never need to borrow John’s laptop again.â€
“I don’t just want the D… I want the D.I.â€
“Writing my best man speech for your wedding was the hardest thing I’ve ever had to do… because I wasn’t the one you were marrying.â€
“We can’t eat in the kitchen because Sherlock keeps experiments in it. Shall I take you out to dinner instead?â€
“You stole my heart like Eddie Van Coon stole the jade hair pin.â€
“Will you be the microwave to my eyeballs? I want to be inside you.â€
“I may not know that the Earth revolves around the sun, but I know that my heart revolves around you.â€