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“Am I horny too? I haven’t checked.”

“How about you get off that treadmill and come be my date to the Watson wedding?”

“You make me uncomprehending in the face of myself.”

“You taste better than eyeball coffee.”

“You don’t need to use your mind palace to see me in a straight jacket.”

“I’d like to ‘project’ my face onto your 'building.’”

“I love you for your brain, and I’m not referring to Helen Louise.”

“An east wind isn’t the only thing that’s coming.”

“Let’s go bar hopping for a couple hours and then cuddle on the stairs.”

“Can I whisper how much I love you? NOT REALLY!”

“I learned Serbian in a couple hours. Want to see how quickly I can get to know your tongue?”

“Are you 051113? Because you just blew me away.”

“I’m sorry I came back from the dead with a French accent. Next time I tell you big news I’ll give you something else French.”

“Stop kicking that tire… I know a better way to get your frustration out.”

“The things we’d like to do to you… I have a list. Mycroft has a file.”

“I promise not to be a Mayfly Man with you.”

“When I said ‘I’m just going to whip this out,’ I didn’t mean my detective equipment.” (Inspired by this post.)

“Let’s be Oklahomos together.” (If you haven’t seen it yet…)

“The lack of a ring when you slapped me isn’t the only reason I’m glad your engagement’s over.”

“A tire lever isn’t the only thing in my pants that’s a tiny bit sexy.”

“Forget the limits– let’s all three dance.”

“The door knocker isn’t the only thing I won’t let my brother turn straight.”

“I’d like to corrupt your ‘magnetic strip.’”

“Forget solving crimes– I could use you as an alternative to getting high.”

“Don’t worry, I’m no London ambulance. I take longer than eight minutes to come.”

“Call me the Clarence House Cannibal, because I’d like a taste of you.”

“The shooting last week isn’t the only reason you may have to restart my heart.”

“You be the potatoes and I’ll be Mycroft’s laptop… Get on top of me.”

“Forget folding my shirts and cycling to work– I’d rather wear no clothes and ride you.”

“Flicking isn’t the only thing I’d like to do to your face.”

“I’d love you even if you only befriended me to get to my blackmailing boss.”

“You don’t need to YouTube to see my exotic dancing.”

“I’d keep your chair even if it was blocking my view to the kitchen.”

“Undercover about my feelings for you? WELL I’M NOT NOW!”

“Are you the East Wind? Because I’d let you take me in the end… in the rear end, that is.”

“Are you a complete flake who happens to be a genius? Because you are unbelievably hot!”

“I’ve got some pictures for you as a treat… And I’m not talking about the ones I showed Archie.”

“I’d let you catch me in a compromising position… and I’m not talking about being on the treadmill.”

“My cock is good for more than just peeing in fireplaces.”

“You may have made my arm squishy, but you’ve made something else of mine rock hard.”

“I don’t think we should wear hats… unless you mean the other kind of hat.”

“Forget Appledore… Make me your Applewhore.”

“Let’s do a procedure where the participants tend to know each other and it’s over when one of them’s dead… No, I’m not talking about murder.”

“I don’t just do it doggy style– I do it Redbeard style.”

“Even if you told me that the Western world is run from a single house, I’d still want to talk about dinner.”

“I bet I can make you come in less the time Sherlock’s exile took.”

“Girl, are your initials A.G.R.A.? Because you are Amazing, Gorgeous, Radiant, and Adorable.”

“The game is never over. I want to play with you forever.”

“I bet wearing Claire-de-la-Lune and being blackmailed by Magnussen isn’t all we have in common.”

“Are you London? Because I want to get to know you and breathe in every quiver of your beating heart.”

“You make me Claire-de-la-Swoon.”

“I need condoms so big, people call me Charles Augustus Magnum-sen.”

“Appearing in my mind palace while I’m unconscious? I believe that makes you the man of my dreams.”

“Knowing is owning, but that’s not why I want to get to know you.”

“I could never bear to argue with you, even if I wasn’t something of a moron.”

“Those things’ll kill you… I know what you should put in your mouth instead.”

“The whole world is wet to my touch, and it’s not because of my sweating condition.”

“My penis is a dagger– a scalpel wielded with precision and without remorse.”

“Becoming a figment of my mind palace isn’t the only way to get inside of me.”

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