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“Not sure about having chemistry with me? Don’t worry, I’m an excellent chemist.”
“Us meeting couldn’t be coincidence. The universe is rarely so lazy.”
“I would never put the doorbell in the fridge if you were the one ringing it.”
“Without you, I get so bored that I start shooting walls.”
“My mouth is big enough for fourteen cigarettes. Wanna see what else can fit in it?”
“Let’s have quite a lot of sex.”
“Wanna see my Sher-cock?”
“I would jump out of a cake for you even if I wasn’t revealing that I faked my death.”
“People like you deserve to be kissed. That’s why there are people like me.”
“I love you more than Sherlock loves dancing.”
“I still love you even though your mustache doesn’t rub off.”
“Let’s throw a dummy off a roof, fake our deaths, and make out.”
“The Headless Nun was only headless because she hadn’t met me… I’m excellent at giving head.”
“I would let you call me Sherl.”
“The game is something, but you are everything.”
“I know you’re not some character from Lord of the Rings, because I honestly care what you think.”
“My friendship isn’t the only thing that can give you warmth and constancy.”
“My love for you is #NotDead.” (Credit to shockingblankets for the hashtag, which LATER BECAME CANON.)
“If I was looking for a friend in a drug den, I wouldn’t just be browsing– I’d be looking for you.”
“I’m not very good at expressing my feelings, so please understand what I mean when I say that my name is actually a girl’s name.”
“You give me life, and not just because Lazarus is go.”
“I would never tell you to f-cough.”
“I would propose to you even if I didn’t need to break into your boss’s office.”
“If you got away from me, I’d be so upset, I’d start kicking a tire.”
“Are you Helen Louise? Because I’m going to make you lose your mind.”
“You’re so great, even my shirt is giving you thumbs up.”
“I would love you even if you messed up my sock index.”
“I would disguise myself as a French waiter to stop you from proposing to someone else.”
“Is there a ball under my armpit, or did you just make my heart stop?”
“I would let you call me Myc.”
“You always feel love, but you don’t have to fear it.”
“When I asked if you came for me, I didn’t just mean to the drug den.”
“Baby got #221back.”
“John Watson? More like John Hot-son.”
“Let’s have a relationship that’s in a good place and very affirming.”
“I’ll be your goldfish if you’ll be my division.”
“We think you’re smoking, and that’s not just because we pulled you out of a bonfire.”
“I’m going to write you a love letter… I don’t have to prove it; I just have to print it.”
“I don’t need Anderson’s Reichenbach theory to show you how hypnotizing I can be.”
“Solving crimes isn’t the only thing I have a vacancy for.”
“I want to Lestraddle you.”
“I think you’re 221-beautiful.”
“Stabbing isn’t the only thing I’d like to do to you in the shower.”
“Your smile shines brighter than an inexplicable matchbox.”
“I don’t mind if you’re on your period… We’ll just call it an Urban Bloodlust Frenzy.”
“Chicks dig scars, eh? Well, just call me Major Sholto.”
“Wanna go on a sex holiday with me?”
“Do you want to see some More-iarty of me?”
“You make me more speechless than John asking me to be his best man.”
“I’d rather look at you than Sherlock’s crime scene photos.”
“theimprobableone will use capital letters before I stop loving you.”
“Are you a fire extinguisher? Because I want to dance and break into the crown jewels with you.”
“I’ll walk your dog… Even if you don’t have one.”
“I’m like Anderson’s beard… I’ll grow on you.”
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“Wanna go have a drink on every street where we found a corpse?”
“If you think Sherlock’s a freak, just wait until you see me in the bedroom.”
“The game is on… Will you play with me?”
“If you left me, I’d do anything to get you Reichen-back.”
“If you’re Henry Knight, can I be your Henry Steed?”
