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“You make me more out of breath than Mycroft on a treadmill.”
“You should come home with me instead. Your wife is AGRA-vating.”
“My last name may be Small, but my dick is huge.”
“I’d help you hunt down a hound even if I was on holiday.”
“When you called me ‘nurse,’ were you really just making do, or were you trying to roleplay?”
“Are you one of John’s jumpers? Because you look so cozy and unique.”
“I’ve fallen for you more times than that American has fallen out of your window.”
“Why bother telling me what I should put on a t-shirt? It’s just going to end up on your floor in a moment anyway.”
“Will you be the Robin to my Hat-Man?”
“I calculate that there are thirteen possibilities once I invite you into my bedroom.”
“Dieting is for Mycroft. Come on, you know you want a taste of me.”
“I guess people can stop calling me The Ice Man, because you’ve melted my heart.”
“Are you a train car in Sumatra? Because you are the bomb.”
“If I had only a minute and twenty-nine seconds left to live, I’d want to spend that time with you.”
“I’d love to get mail from you, even if it was just an envelope full of bread crumbs.”
“Are you Greg Lestrade? Because you look like a DI… A Dishy Individual.”
“I want to have more meetings with you than Magnussen had with the prime minister.”
“I would spend the night at your place even if it was a scuzz dump.”
“Without you, my heart is like the coin that Mary shot… There’s an empty hole in it.”
“I want you Anderneath me.”
“Can I touch your Belstaff?”
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“I would turn back your watch during your friend’s fake suicide just to spend more time with you.”
“Without you, my heart is as broken as Mrs. Hudson’s hip.”
“Forget mind palaces… Wanna see my mind sex dungeon?”
“Being without you is worse than going to a matinee of Les Mis with my parents.”
“I want you wrapped around me more tightly than my purple shirt.”
“Why don’t you go ‘right the way down’ on me?”
“I’d let you stay in my bedroom even if you didn’t need the space.”
“I’m a fan of yours– type B, that is.”
“I would love you even if you made post-mortem jokes about my hip.”
“You put the ‘bae’ in Baker Street.”
“My anaconda don’t want none unless you got guns, hun.”
“You’re the boomerang to my hiker… Throwing you away would kill me.”
“A headphones-wearing bison isn’t the only thing I’d like up against my wall.”
“I would solve a skip code and steal a motorcycle for you.”
“Redbeard isn’t the only one I’d like to be petting.”
“I would love you even if you canonically did not exist yet.”
“I see you frequent Speedy’s Cafe… You must like some Sherlock inside of you.” (For those who don’t know, this is a reference to the fact that Speedy’s sells a “Sherlock Wrap” in real life.)
“I bet you can make me scream… and I don’t mean like Claudette Bruhl.”
“I think about Redbeard when I want to calm down, but I think about you when I want to get excited.”
“I only have earbuds for you.”
“You can imagine the Christmas dinners, but I’d much rather you be there to experience them yourself.”
“I would share my ‘herbal soothers’ with you.”
“I heard you want the D… and I’m not talking about deductions.”
“Forget the crime scene… The only body I want to be checking out is yours.”
“When I said I’d get you off, I wasn’t just talking about the murder charge.”
“I.O.U. a fall… into my bed.”
“If you were my drug, I wouldn’t need a case to justify doing you.”
“You don’t need Connie Prince. You’re already the most beautiful thing in the world.”
“I’d let a strange woman abduct me as long as she was taking me to you.”
“Makeover queen? No, I’m the makeout queen.”
“My love for you is bigger than Henry Knight’s house.”
“I love you more than Carl Powers loved his shoes.”
“Don’t hate the dragon slayer. Hate the game.”
“You smell cleaner than Kenny Prince’s cat.”
“Being without you hurts worse than reading Alone On the Water.” [ LiveJournal / FanFiction.net / AO3 ]
“Is your meat dagger on Twitter? Because I’d like to get that on text alert.”
“I fell for you harder than Rupert Graves in the gag reel.”
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