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“I would let you stop my cab even if I wasn’t the serial killer you were looking for.”
“Me wearing antlers is best left to the imagination, but me wearing nothing at all is a must-see.”
“Your face isn’t the only part of you I’d like to lick.”
“You don’t need a fake drugs bust to get into my flat.”
“I would go on a romantic getaway with you even if I had to take Flight 007.”
“Forget the giant blue air mattress… Next time you fake your death, you should jump into my bed.”
“The fact that I’ve always loved dancing isn’t the only thing I’ll let you in on.”
“Your mustache ages you… Good thing I like older men.”
“If you meet me on the roof, a gun won’t be the only thing I put in my mouth.”
“Your beauty is indescribable… No, seriously. I got killed because I started to describe you.â€
“I’m such an animal in the bedroom, you’re gonna mistake me for a Baskerville experiment.â€
“Are you a blonde drug smuggler? Because I’d disguise myself as a monk just to see your face.â€
“Wanna get laid? And I don’t mean onto the pavement in front of Bart’s.â€
“Let’s meet at the pool where Carl Powers died… and then go skinnydipping.â€
“If I said I didn’t love you, it would be a bigger lie than Connie Prince’s age.â€
“I’m so glad I’m not Mycroft… I would never go on a diet if I had to give up something as sweet as you.â€
“I love you more than Alex Woodbridge loved astronomy.â€
“I’m sorry I let it all slide… How about banging something other than my tea on the table?â€
“I’m hung better than the dummy in our living room.â€
“I can shoot my load better than Sebastian Moran can shoot a gun.â€
“Your eyes are more colorful than John’s Christmas jumper.â€
“Beauty is a construct based entirely on childhood impressions, influences, and role models… Guess I must have had a lot of those that looked like you.â€
“May I be the umbrella to your Mycroft? I want you to take me with you everywhere you go.â€
“You’re so hot, (hot damn), you make a dragon slayer wanna retire, man.â€
“Yes, you are a pretty lady.“
“I may make you take a separate cab, but I’ll never make you take a separate bed.â€
“You don’t need to decipher passenger jet seat allocations in order to get a kiss from me.â€
“I’ve fallen for you more times than a Sherlock character has faked their death.â€
“Your loss would break my heart even more than Sherlock’s loss would.â€
“I’ve not been murdered yet, but I’ll die if you don’t love me back.â€
“Seeing how much I love you? That wouldn’t exactly take Sherlock Holmes.â€
“Solving crimes isn’t the only thing that gets me off.â€
“I may be from the Fifth Northumberland Fusiliers, but that doesn’t mean I won’t wander south when I touch you.â€
“Richard Brook may be a lie, but my love for you is real.â€
“I’m gonna climb you like Zhi Zhu climbs buildings.â€
“I’ve waited for you longer than the fandom has waited for Sebastian Moran.â€
“Are you a Holmes brother? Because you are smoking.â€
“I bet you could warm my heart even if Sherlock was keeping it in the fridge.â€
“If you were my husband, I would never sleep with a P.E. teacher.â€
“Are you a Baskerville Hound? Because you’ve been taking over my mind.â€
“I would name my daughter after you even if your first name was William.â€
“Your love is more intoxicating than John’s stag night.â€
“I heard you said you wanted to ‘do Molly’… I hope you didn’t mean the drug.â€
“Your face is more perfectly sculpted than Moriarty’s eyebrows.â€
“I don’t take sugar in my coffee, but I’d love to get some sugar from you.â€
“I love you more than Mycroft loves his umbrella.â€
“I would help fix the afferent neurons in your peripheral nervous system.â€
“So, I heard you want the D… and I don’t mean your division.â€
“You don’t need to be a vicar with a bleeding face in order to see me naked.â€
“You’re more addictive than a seven percent solution.â€
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“Your teeth are whiter than Molly’s lab coat.â€
“Someone stalking me isn’t the only ‘personal matter’ I’d like to write to you about.â€
“Are you Anderson? Because I want to ‘Phillip’ your hole with my cock.â€
“Mrs. Hudson offered me a cup of tea, but I’d much rather have a drink of you.â€
“My shirt buttons may strain to get away from me, but I bet you won’t.â€
“I don’t care if you’re wearing ‘gay’ underwear… I’m about to rip it off of you anyway.â€
“I would let you take a bite of my Appledore.â€
“The handle of my umbrella isn’t the only thing I have that’s ribbed.â€
“You don’t need to make me inhale Project H.O.U.N.D. fog in order to take my breath away.â€