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“Mycroft can resist a game of Deductions easier than I can resist you.â€
“If you were naked in front of me, I would never tell you to put on a napkin.â€
“Will you be the Bart’s Hospital to my Sherlock? I want to be on top of you.â€
“Are you my mind palace? Because I want to kick everyone out of the room and get inside you.â€
“When I said you were very ugly, I meant it in John Watson Sign Language.â€
“Emelia Ricoletti’s corpse isn’t the only thing that’s going to be rising tonight.â€
“Nobody has more features of interest than you.â€
“You are the crack in my lens.â€
“I may eat breakfast in The Stranger’s Room, but I certainly don’t want to be a stranger to you.â€
“This pistol isn’t the only thing I’d like on the tip of my tongue.â€
“Are you a gong? Or a touch of the dramatic? Because I could never resist you.â€
“Are you Emelia Ricoletti’s grave? Because I dig you.â€
“Are you the Reichenbach Falls? Because you’re soaking wet and I’m going to end up inside you.â€
“You may not be Emelia Ricoletti’s corpse, but I’d be happy to chain you to your bed anyway.â€
“Who’s the cutest person in the room? YoOoOoOoU!â€(This one only works if you say “you†in Emelia’s voice, haha.)
“If I tried to deny my love for you, it’d be less convincing than Hooper in a mustache.â€
“Are you Emelia Ricoletti’s wedding song? Because I could never forget you.â€
“I need you more than Lestrade needs a drink when he’s afraid.â€
“I could break every bone in your body while naming them, but right now there’s only one bone of yours I’m interested in.â€
“I may not be a corpse, but I would let you whip me even if there wasn’t a medical point to it.â€
“Suicide as street theatre and murder by corpse aren’t the only ways I can spoil you.â€
“May I be your unsavory companion of dubious morals?â€
“Dating you would be an even better idea than MI5 security.â€
“Do you have a secret twin? Because if so, I’d love to get acquainted with both of you.â€
“Are you the other me in the other place? Because I think you’re pretty damn smart.â€
“You not loving me would mean more misfortune and disaster than the Second Afghan War.â€
“Holmes says that the fair sex is my department. Shall I prove it?â€
“Criminal masterminds don’t really have special outfits, but I’ll make an exception for you in the bedroom.â€
“I would help a drug addict dig up a one hundred and twenty year old grave just to spend time with you.â€
“You’re clearly acclimatized to never getting to the end of a sentence. I could give you something else to do with your mouth, if you’d like.â€
“Without you, my heart is more broken than the glass used to create Emelia Ricoletti’s ghost.â€
“Forget the hanging in Wandsworth– I’d like to take a ‘professional’ interest in how well you’re hung.â€
“I bet you’re more popular than The Blue Carbuncle.â€
“Ignore the illustrator. You’re so unforgettable, I would recognize you with or without a mustache.â€
“Unprincipled drug addict or not, I’ll gladly be your gentleman hero.â€
“Kiss me until my lipstick is smeared like Emelia Ricoletti’s.â€
“I would rather receive an envelope with five orange pips than be without you.â€
“I would give you dancing lessons even if it meant your Sign Language needed work.â€
“I could never nearly forget you.â€
“Are you a future world? Because I have a conjecture of how I might fit inside you.â€
“I want you more than The Strand readers want proper murders.â€
“I would put on a black veil and pretend to be a client just to see you.â€
“Are you Emelia Ricoletti’s ghost? Because I want you to be my boo.â€
“I would kick Moriarty over a waterfall for you.â€
“My feelings for you are so blindingly obvious, even Lestrade could work them out.â€
“My love for you is increasing faster than Mycroft’s weight.â€
“I must go deep into myself to solve this case… but first I’d like to be deep into you.â€
“I don’t care whether you’re a Viennese alienist or a retired army surgeon– you can ask me any curious questions you like.â€
“If Moriarty suggested that you and I elope, I would not find it impertinent or offensive.â€
“Forget literary criticism by means of satire. I won’t be talking because my mouth will be preoccupied.â€
“I am glad you liked my potato, but I bet that’s not the only thing about me you would like.â€
“The only papers I want floating in my mind palace are love letters from you.â€
“I’m a storyteller. I know when I’m in one. And meeting you was clearly my happily ever after.â€
“Communicating in the Diogenes Club isn’t the only thing I can do with these hands.â€
“Are you a plum pudding? Because I would want you inside of me even if it took four months and eleven days off my life.â€
“I would leave a note at the scene of a crime I didn’t commit just to ask if you missed me.â€
“I may have addressed over forty percent of my remarks to your decanter, but what I’m really thirsty for is you.â€
“Is your name Hooper? Because you’d be the most beautiful woman in the room even if you had a mustache.â€
“Are you a loaded firearm in the pocket of my dressing gown? Because I want to finger you.â€
“Are you Emelia Ricoletti? Because you got my attention in very efficient fashion.â€