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catnus: I am honestly so much more content sitting in my room alone at night smiling to myself as I watch my favorite t.v. shows, than out in in uncomfortable situation that involves me pretending to be having the time of my life with boring people,
theinfernaldevices: schamlos: theinfernaldevices: on december 21st we all should just agree on a time to drop to the ground and pretend to be dead I’m pretty sure that world ending doesn’t work like that i’m sorry how many apocalypses have
gl-am-ou-r: darecrowavis: I had to watch this like twelve times That guy stole their bag or something, so he turns the corner and changes his outfit and pulls out a basketball, then pretends to be a bystander to mislead the people chasing after him
sirrobertpayne: Anal squirting It’s time to stop pretending that the vagina is a woman’s sexual center and vaginal sex is important for women to experience. Vaginal penetration doesn’t do much for most women, while anal penetration, done correctly,
confirmance: The hardest thing about realizing you don’t love me, is that you spent so much time pretending that you did.
bbbijou: Pretend I had this done in time for her birthday… I love Aquarius Adora!!!!! We have the same star sign!!! :0 ♒️💫🎉Happy Birthday Baby!!!
philosophyintheboudoir: …and loving it. Look at this slut—she’s not making any attempt whatsoever to even pretend she’s doing this reluctantly or that she’s been seduced or that this is just a one-time thing or that she feels even an ounce
srafandseedpods: OH MY GOD one of our tigers did this (and it isn’t stuck on his head; one of the keepers went in to see if he needed help and he undid this and redid it on his own a few times) but oh my god hE’S PRETENDING TO BE A LION IM GONNA
perruh: josephtran: “How many times can I turn my head, and pretend that I just don’t see you?” no flaws
red-drops-in-the-snow: a1ways-pretending: thoughts-upon-thoughts: close your eyes before it hits the ground ^ i did that like 60 times omg. This is trippy as fuck. HELP GUYS! :c
That awkward moment when your friend tells you the same story and you have to pretend it's your first time hearing it.
caitluffs: applethefruit: crrocs: how am i supposed to make creative funny text posts when nothing happens in my life at all you just use a story from sims and pretend it really happened to you one time i was swimming but the pool ladders disappeared
jemmasimmns: one difference between cats and dogs is that dogs do absolutely nothing to mask their clinginess while cats pretend it’s a coincidence they’re in the same room as you 97% of the time
caseyanthonyofficial: Lets stop pretending that pants are even necessary its time we progress as a society
mosellegreen: cumaeansibyl: green-evening: Sometimes in daily life I like to pretend I’m a time traveler from late medieval Europe and I’m just fucking amazed at my luxurious life Let me tell you, 14th c me is REALLY impressed with modern me’s
sametrue: it’s almost the time of year where straight boys pretend to not be cold in their shorts
srafandseedpods: OH MY GOD one of our tigers did this (and it isn’t stuck on his head; one of the keepers went in to see if he needed help and he undid this and redid it on his own a few times) but oh my god HE’S PRETENDING TO BE A LION IM GONNA
underhuntressmoon: jemmasimmns: one difference between cats and dogs is that dogs do absolutely nothing to mask their clinginess while cats pretend it’s a coincidence they’re in the same room as you 97% of the time “The fact I am laying on
nodaybuttodaytodefygravity: unicornmunch: dauntlessoldier: 4th of July posts the last one killed me. … i can’t even . IT’S ALMOST THAT TIME AGAIN BITCHES AMERICA DAY BITCHES THE ONE DAY A YEAR WE PRETEND NOT TO HATE OUR COUNTRY
depraved-fantasies: This time, they barely hid the fact they were heading upstairs together, leaving both of their embarrassed spouses at the party pretending nothing was wrong..
ass-butt-fallen-angel: stiles2014: i hate it when my “friends” just dismiss something i’m really passionate about like “oh you’re talking about that again” like shut up don’t ruin this for me do you know how many times i’ve pretended
smashed-hopes-and-slashed-thighs: unfilialunae: a1ways-pretending: thoughts-upon-thoughts: close your eyes before it hits the ground ^ i did that like 60 times omg. reblog everytime it’s on my dash I kinda want this to be the last thing I ever
etrogim: i like to pretend i’m a heartless apathetic b*tch but in reality i’m a baby who cares a fucking lot and emotionally invests myself in everything and is hurt 98.3% of the time
kittykat8311:I feel like being trans must give a decent predisposition to good method acting, considering the amount of time forced into pretending to be someone you’re not
compassionatereminders:No but seriously. Normalize finding love in your 40’s. Normalize discovering and chasing new dreams in your 30’s. Normalize finding yourself and your purpose in your 50’s. Life doesn’t end at 25. Let’s
Best time of day is just waking up barely feeling my body under the covers. For a short moment I can even pretend to be a real girl. To be myself.
amaranthdesires:Best time of day is just waking up barely feeling my body under the covers. For a short moment I can even pretend to be a real girl. To be myself. In a way I want to let my fingers find their way under the covers and over my skin. But
:You’ve done such a good job pretending to be big and strong today! Now let me put your collar on, it’s time to turn your brain off <3
bluvelvet99: You were at your mom’s office Christmas party. And this was the first time you were meeting Gerald. you’ve heard so much about him because your mom brought him up a lot in conversations at home. She liked to pretend like she was just
platinumpopdiva: beyonce teaching the masses how to pronounce givenchy properly is truly heroic and selfless of her like that time she pretended to shop at walmart
luxeskynet: girlsjustwannahavefunds: okaymad: i always pretend to be such a coldhearted bitch but in reality i cry about everything, all the time. literally, always crying. I am a cold hearted bitch. I just cry a lot cuz murder is frowned upon
knowmyvalue: berrym: I’m supposed to be studying but instead I made a pair of glasses for my cat and pretended he was studying 🙃 This is a much better use of your time tbh
stiles2014: i hate it when my “friends” just dismiss something i’m really passionate about like “oh you’re talking about that again” like shut up don’t ruin this for me do you know how many times i’ve pretended to care or even genuinely
confirmance: The hardest thing about realizing you don’t love me, is that you spent so much time pretending that you did. God damn, this right here
ca-lb:thedingledodies: milktree: you can pretend like I dont exist but I still made you whimper like a little bitch when you were about to cum i need this printed on a t-shirt Probably the 100th time I’ve reblogged this.
This is one of my favorite posts. He saw me taking pictures so he made sure I got a good one. I do this to my wife all the time. She pretends not to like it, but she does, she knows she has a beautiful ass.
woesofawallflower: Let’s just pretend this was posted yesterday. SST time. Not done one of these in a while as phone broke.
theinfernaldevices: schamlos: theinfernaldevices: on december 21st we all should just agree on a time to drop to the ground and pretend to be dead I’m pretty sure that world ending doesn’t work like that i’m sorry how many apocalipses have
thegatemaster said: Just having everyones parents be die in alleyway, SO EVERYONE IS BATMAN! lmao I’ll make sure to have one of them pretend to be Batman half the time just to annoy the others
-hello-deer-: Running plus pool time equals a good Wednesday. I like to pretend I’m in a rap video.
camtoelover: I think this might just be favorite Asian porn clip of all time. You know we all secretly wish we could this even if it’s just for pretend.
marril96: sumersprkl: baku: the worst memories of being bullied is when ppl would pretend not to be bullying you and ask you questions and u thought they were just asking u stuff but they were actually laughing at you the entire time and u had no idea
cyb3rharpie: *me pretending to not want to spend time w a man* Me:
yes, I’ve seen Stomp(!) live, three times, two continents. Tickets were cheap enough, and I can’t begin to tell you how funny I think it is when someone empties a sink and pretends it’s a urinal.
I keep starting these off in the same way. Gonna have to switch it up a bit soon. Anywho~ here’s some over dramatic Peridot.You are Peridot. The only Peridot on the planet Earth, and you have a problem.The radio in the barn is missing.Well, it wasn’t
mancandykings:The question people ask me all the time is, “How was it playing a gay character? How was it pretending to love a man?” And I don’t mean to be abrasive, but that’s just the stupidest question in the world to me. To assume there is
Keiynan Lonsdale 🌈HAPPY PRIDE MONTH, HAPPY PRIDE LIFE!!!! ❤️✨🌈🌸🌳👑🎶😘It’s time to stop pretending like you aren’t made from the stars above, you as yourself.. is heaven on earth 🌏🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈Feliz mes del orgullo,
