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I’m pretty sure if I was the devil I would look as cute as possible and make people fall in love with me
what if I pretend to be British for like the first 6 months at college only around my roommate and I wake her up every morning at like 6 am and say like “up up darling it’s time for your tea the birds are singing a spoon full of medicine makes the
thetardiswantstoknowwherecasis: itisnotofimport: thumpathumpacontinues: itisnotofimport: no but really how can anyone confuse season 1 sam with any other season it’s the only time he has fucking bangs Gotta say, for the British people who pretend
rishtaywaliaunty: *girl is born* time to start preparing her for marriage *boy turns 30* i know you are still a child but just pretend to get your life enough bit together so that other parents can give you their daughter she can take it from there you
goddess-elizabeths-sissy: Thank you Goddess Elizabeth for treating me like a little boy instead of the man I pretend to be. My name is Goddess Elizabeth. I am a lifestyle and pro domme. My kik - passivelove101 … My time is precious - TRIBUTES
spectrometrie:spectrometrie:when i was a kid my parents bought me an inflatable doll of the Scream by Edvard Munch (??) that was significantly taller than i was at the time and i used to slow-dance with it and pretend it was my boyfriend. It had its hands
mynightwing: The first time I walked in on my brother jacking off, I was more embarrassed than he was. I ran off, but tried to pretend that it never happened. I couldn’t stop thinking about it, though. The next day, I started spying on him, wanting
destiel-is-music: aherocalledphil: ladymalchav: theinfernaldevices: schamlos: theinfernaldevices: on december 21st we all should just agree on a time to drop to the ground and pretend to be dead I’m pretty sure that world ending doesn’t work
nodaybuttodaytodefygravity: unicornmunch: dauntlessoldier: 4th of July posts the last one killed me. … i can’t even . IT’S ALMOST THAT TIME AGAIN BITCHES AMERICA DAY BITCHES THE ONE DAY A YEAR WE PRETEND NOT TO HATE OUR COUNTRY
caseyanthonyofficial: Lets stop pretending that pants are even necessary its time we progress as a society
ass-butt-fallen-angel: stiles2014: i hate it when my “friends” just dismiss something i’m really passionate about like “oh you’re talking about that again” like shut up don’t ruin this for me do you know how many times i’ve pretended
schticky-friend: shitilivefor: katara: i just pretend i know what im talking about 150% of the time if you can’t blow them away with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit i think i just found my senior quote
wetnreadyteen18: pretend your making out with him, nibble, suck, and french kiss him and he’ll being draining himself into your mouth in no time
nerdy-fandom-girl: everythingisharrystyles: what if I pretend to be British for like the first 6 months at college only around my roommate and I wake her up every morning at like 6 am and say like “up up darling it’s time for your tea the birds
thank youuuu everyoneeeee ;u; im already having a great time thank you all, if it were possible id party it up with you all irl and have lots of cake and ice cream but lets pretend we can do it here ok
avenue: “Everyone pretends to be normal and be your best friend, but underneath, everyone is living some other life you don’t know about, and if only we had a camera on us at all times, we could go and watch each other’s tapes and find out what
confirmance: The hardest thing about realizing you don’t love me, is that you spent so much time pretending that you did.
claimedjane: Summer’s gone, day’s spent with the grass and sun, I don’t mind, to pretend i do seems really dumb. I rise as the morning comes, crawling through the blinds, I shouldn’t be up at this time, but i can’t sleep with you there by my
stephiejo99: Big brother pummeling little sister doggy style before school….and since they started fucking, they have stopped fighting and are so much nicer to their parents…..mom and dad know the kids are fucking multiple times a day, but pretend
I like to pretend I’m Zatanna some times.
taliabobalia: stermateriaal said: Whatchu schoolin’ for? pornography I’m just gonna pretend it’s pornographic English Lit. Like you just read smut all the time.I’d totally major in smut.
etrogim: i like to pretend i’m a heartless apathetic b*tch but in reality i’m a baby who cares a fucking lot and emotionally invests myself in everything and is hurt 98.3% of the time
sometimes when i’m taking a shower i lean forward and let my hair dramatically fall in front of my face and pretend i just had some kind of heart shattering moment in the rain and other times i collect water in my mouth and spit it at things like
cynicz: cynicz: a guy just gave me his number and I texted it like 3 times then he realised he’d given me his. dads. number. instead. k i l l m e for FUCKS SAKE it was a prank he was just pretending to be his dad!!!!!! I hate him
nicoleofthedeadxxx: sickboyx13: ismokeyo: When they steal your pics and pretend they uploaded them 😂 I see a couple of my sexy girrrrl @nicoleofthedeadxxxin there 😍 Oh boy, at least it was only two pics this time
barenaughtiness: Am I past the age where it’s acceptable to pretend I’m a mermaid in the bath? -juicyasapeach // Never! I do it all the time. This is beautiful
fashionbambini: aurealia: fleurilia: When we were younger we thought Everyone was on our side Then we grew a little bit And romanticized the time I saw Flowers in your hair It takes a boy to liveIt takes a man to pretend he was there don’t worry;
suganigg-a: jungle-bunnies: Dance you fucking dumb monkey….! Massa always makes her put on a show for her coon father. It was about time she stopped pretending to not enjoy the attention
MGMT - Time To Pretend
trouserweasel: I remember this one time in elementary school this guy flipped off this one girl during recess so the girl went up to this really scary teacher who was the recess monitor for that day and told her “I like your shirt” and then pretended
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yayacosplay: That one time I got to roam aboard the Enterprise and pretend that I knew anything about Science…. I do super dig the atmosphere in this photo! Official @anovos TOS dress Photo by Brian Boling #StarTrek #Enterprise #Anovos #YayaHan
brentwalker092: By the third time he’s not even pretending he don’t love it :)
okaymad: i always pretend to be such a coldhearted bitch but in reality i cry about everything, all the time. literally, always crying.
lildeadprincess: lets pretend its my first time so u can blow my mind
luvbeingahotwife: Hotwife Flirt Tip: Find an attractive guy….sit like this near him……and then pretend you don’t know how to work the machine and act helpless. Works every time!
austintxsugarswingersclub: pea-nut-mm: @dionysusrules teased me all night long pretending he was a male escort.. I was so horny by the time he got home https://austintxsugarswingersclub.tumblr.com
gl-am-ou-r: darecrowavis: I had to watch this like twelve times That guy stole their bag or something, so he turns the corner and changes his outfit and pulls out a basketball, then pretends to be a bystander to mislead the people chasing after him
thegothicalice: fieldofbeans: halfbaked-alchemist: HI I am the potoo I spend most of my time sitting on the edges of tree branches, pretending to be a stick or dead leaf it’s not as easy as it looks I sing virtually exclusively around the
I like to pretend I’m Zak Bagans in my spare time and harass my best friend.
beggars-opera: beggars-opera: My friends idea of a good time is dressing up in colonial attire and pretending to beat each other up while similarly dressed colonial men jump around in the background waving fistfuls of cashI feel like my life has reached
unfollovving: gl-am-ou-r: darecrowavis: I had to watch this like twelve times That guy stole their bag or something, so he turns the corner and changes his outfit and pulls out a basketball, then pretends to be a bystander to mislead the people chasing
glorygloryworld: She always looks so cute and coy right before she fucks one of your friends. She pretends like it’s the first time she’s ever done something like this, but you all know it’s not.
anakedglassofwine: Don’t turn the light on! If it remains dark I can pretend it is Sunday again! That’s how it works, right? Just burrow under the covers and time stops?
aciden-t: smashed-hopes-and-slashed-thighs: unfilialunae: a1ways-pretending: thoughts-upon-thoughts: close your eyes before it hits the ground ^ i did that like 60 times omg. reblog everytime it’s on my dash I kinda want this to be the last
ftbaljock00: It brings me such pleasure reminding you cunts what human cum rags you truly are. Just accept it and stop trying to pretend you are better than this because it is a waste of everyone’s time.
