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gl-am-ou-r: darecrowavis: I had to watch this like twelve times That guy stole their bag or something, so he turns the corner and changes his outfit and pulls out a basketball, then pretends to be a bystander to mislead the people chasing after him
myendlessj0urney: Im so used to girls pretending to care about me that when somebody actually does I have a hard time believing its real
nectarberry: Who wants to join a spooky adventure club with me we can watch scary movies and explore creepy places and talk about weird stuff together and basically pretend it is halloween all of the time and it will be wonderful
ivyaura: if Cracked can talk about whorephobia it’s time to stop pretending we’re making it up for attention
knowmyvalue: berrym: I’m supposed to be studying but instead I made a pair of glasses for my cat and pretended he was studying 🙃 This is a much better use of your time tbh
tush: Pretending I have a butt. MFC time!
srafandseedpods: OH MY GOD one of our tigers did this (and it isn’t stuck on his head; one of the keepers went in to see if he needed help and he undid this and redid it on his own a few times) but oh my god hE’S PRETENDING TO BE A LION IM GONNA
naik2g: ok fam this game was so good when I was 9 I would pretend I was sick to stay home from school and play then get caught and get my ass beat and it was worth it I know exactly what you mean: I still have a copy now, and still play from time to
bananaboomshake: I bet that guy was pretending and kept watching all the time
femaleslavery: You are no longer your own person. Well that’s a lie, you never were a person just pretending to be one. Well now the farce is over, time to embrace what you really are.
rabioheab: listen, i have loved you for a really long time and… *gets down on one knee* *gets down on two knees* *gets down on all fours* *starts running around pretending to be a dog*
katara: i just pretend i know what im talking about 150% of the time
noharrys: The One Direction fandom does an exceptionally good job at pretending that One Direction never toured with Big Time Rush
schticky-friend: shitilivefor: katara: i just pretend i know what im talking about 150% of the time if you can’t blow them away with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit i think i just found my senior quote
humansofnewyork: “What’s surprised you most about being a parent?”“The feeling of being called ‘Dad.’ It’s the best feeling on earth. The first time my daughter called me ‘Dad,’ we were playing hide and go seek. I was pretending that
jemmasimmns: one difference between cats and dogs is that dogs do absolutely nothing to mask their clinginess while cats pretend it’s a coincidence they’re in the same room as you 97% of the time
marril96: sumersprkl: baku: the worst memories of being bullied is when ppl would pretend not to be bullying you and ask you questions and u thought they were just asking u stuff but they were actually laughing at you the entire time and u had no idea
etrogim:i like to pretend i’m a heartless apathetic b*tch but in reality i’m a baby who cares a fucking lot and emotionally invests myself in everything and is hurt 98.3% of the time
smashed-hopes-and-slashed-thighs: unfilialunae: a1ways-pretending: thoughts-upon-thoughts: close your eyes before it hits the ground ^ i did that like 60 times omg. reblog everytime it’s on my dash I kinda want this to be the last thing I ever
catnus: I am honestly so much more content sitting in my room alone at night smiling to myself as I watch my favorite t.v. shows, than out in in uncomfortable situation that involves me pretending to be having the time of my life with boring people,
caseyanthonyofficial: Lets stop pretending that pants are even necessary its time we progress as a society
underhuntressmoon: jemmasimmns: one difference between cats and dogs is that dogs do absolutely nothing to mask their clinginess while cats pretend it’s a coincidence they’re in the same room as you 97% of the time “The fact I am laying on
polyglotplatypus: Since the season 9 finale was really angsty, I decided to do like everyone in the fandom: pretend everything is okay. Have a good time laughing at Demon!Dean.
avenue: “Everyone pretends to be normal and be your best friend, but underneath, everyone is living some other life you don’t know about, and if only we had a camera on us at all times, we could go and watch each other’s tapes and find out what
Actually she wasn’t sleeping at all….It was a setup between my wife and me…we do it all the time….She loves pretending to be “out” and moaning as they fuck her, then “waking up” in the middle and saying “more, please
As a joke, i got our neighbor who my wife thinks is really Hot to put a ski mask on and pretend to take her by force. He was supposed to stop here. But my wife recognized his after shave, and let him fuck her 3 times in front of me…She said there
omg-amy-marioux: omg-amy-marioux: I sort of pretend he needs to be gentle at times…for his benefit. If you enjoyed this check out my cheating wife stories on Amazon and Smashwords! I’d love the support! xoxo Amazon HERE ! Smashwords Here! Check
poeta-calado: poeta-calado: 1- Quero você pra mim.2- Tem quantos anos?3- Qual carreira pretende seguir?4- Tem quantos seguidores?5- Seu tumblr é famoso?6- Recomende um tumblr.7- Gosta de que tipo de jogos de video game?8- Torce pra que time?9- Está
confirmance: The hardest thing about realizing you don’t love me, is that you spent so much time pretending that you did.
sissyslutanalwhore: This is one of my favorite videos of all time. I always pretend I’m her, begging to get fucked harder!
malicemcmunn: You know, since i cant afford the clothes i want maybe i will walk around in bra and panties all the time and pretend its a #fashionstatement Haa #fuckclothes #imsorryofficer I can’t afford #shirts #pants #shoes because I spent all my
sashaluv8: sissyslutanalwhore: This is one of my favorite videos of all time. I always pretend I’m her, begging to get fucked harder! Ditto👄🍆😍👄💖💜🍆
esoteric-homegrrrl: chickdeney:Time to stop pretending. Ok — fuck fuckyeahanarchistposters
jarpad: The two times Sam and Dean have pretended to be a couple.
analsexonly: squirting-peeing-grooling: Anal squirting It’s time to stop pretending that the vagina is a woman’s sexual center and vaginal sex is important for women to experience. Vaginal penetration doesn’t do much for most women, while anal
kalagangers: #remember that time when joey fell in love with phoebe’s twin sister and she was a bitch and started ignoring him #and then phoebe got so upset that she pretended to be her sister to break up with him like a real person should #and
okaymad: i always pretend to be such a coldhearted bitch but in reality i cry about everything, all the time. literally, always crying.
iwishiwasyourfavouritegirl: i wish guys realised that when they make accounts on here or dating websites pretending to be bisexual/lesbian girls to try and get girls attention/get nudes that 9 times out of 10 its really obvious they’re not a girl
bustysister: I acted as casual as I could, pretending that it wasn’t a long time fantasy of mine to do this for my little brother. His expression was priceless and I’m sure he didn’t even notice his hand go down his pants. I had given him no warning,
I am honestly so much more content sitting in my room alone at night smiling and crying to myself as I watch my favorite tv shows, than being out in the uncomfortable situation that involves me pretending to be having the good time of my life with boring
underhuntressmoon:jemmasimmns:one difference between cats and dogs is that dogs do absolutely nothing to mask their clinginess while cats pretend it’s a coincidence they’re in the same room as you 97% of the time“The fact I am laying on your
