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knowmyvalue: berrym: I’m supposed to be studying but instead I made a pair of glasses for my cat and pretended he was studying 🙃 This is a much better use of your time tbh
decembercat: dduane: actualmenacebuckybarnes: hotguyhawkguy: From now on all my fanfic titles will be worded like click bait YOU WONT BELIEVE HOW THESE ASSHOLES FALL IN LOVE THIS TIME HE AND HIS BEST FRIEND PRETENDED TO BE MARRIED TO SAVE MONEY ON
srafandseedpods: OH MY GOD one of our tigers did this (and it isn’t stuck on his head; one of the keepers went in to see if he needed help and he undid this and redid it on his own a few times) but oh my god hE’S PRETENDING TO BE A LION IM GONNA
ccavill: La vie d’Adèle (2013) - Abdellatif Kechiche I feel like I pretend all the time… There’s something missing…
destiel-is-music: aherocalledphil: ladymalchav: theinfernaldevices: schamlos: theinfernaldevices: on december 21st we all should just agree on a time to drop to the ground and pretend to be dead I’m pretty sure that world ending doesn’t work
confirmance: The hardest thing about realizing you don’t love me, is that you spent so much time pretending that you did.
psy-faerie: antibacterialxx: psy-faerie: cafegradepoetry: psy-faerie: This is a manipulation tactic just saying I’ve seen abusive boys use this kind of line so many times How is the tactic supposed to work? They pretend they feel bad about being
the12thprince: Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood Screen Captures EP.32#138 I adore this shot. We know that during this whole time, Pride is pretending to be Selim. But here, I don’t think he is. I think he is truly interested as to how Wrath met his
i-just-need-to-let-it-be-and-rp:This time Rome snorted at the mention of love, shaking his head with a lazy grin. He’d never felt love either, but at least he knew how to pretend for the sake of some people in his life. He leaned forward and pulled
fr4nike: maddwood: I’m tired I’m gay. I’m tired. I texted one of my best friends this morning and asked, “Did you hear about Orlando?” because the first time I ever went to a gay club and pretended like I was “out” was with him when we
speedohead: Although we all know this is male model Pietro Boselli, we can still pretend he’s just some unknown TEEN MUSCLE GOD rocking a speedo for his part-time modeling gig after school ~musclemorpher
weloveassbutt: Remember the time in the school arc when the P4 confessed to the murders and begged Ciel to understand, which he pretended to do, and it surprised Sebastian (Which honestly should not have been a surprise to him, cause Ciel was fake as
accio:molly: ok headcount time kidsmolly: bill, charlie, percy, fred, ron, gin-molly: wait where’s georgegeorge, standing exactly behind fred and pretending to be one person: hee hee
wetcavediver: kalvin699: lindo poto My little sister was always getting pissed at me when I didn’t pull out in time and spermed her little pussy, then she turns around and dresses like this. I’m not even going to pretend to pull out anymore.
infiniteedge: infiniteedge: It’s the time of year for the people who kept quiet about Harvey Weinstein to make a joke about him at some Rich People Award Show so they can show people how woke they are and pretend like they weren’t partially responsible
marril96: sumersprkl: baku: the worst memories of being bullied is when ppl would pretend not to be bullying you and ask you questions and u thought they were just asking u stuff but they were actually laughing at you the entire time and u had no idea
lethal-cuddles: Warner Bros: *present their old politically incorrect cartoons as they were originally shown, with an added disclaimer that they are a product of their time and to censor them would be the same as pretending they didn’t exist* Disney:
yourroyalpenis: yo, if you’re wearing sweats or gym shorts, i can guarantee that my eyes will wander to your crotch multiple times. pretend it isn’t happening, we don’t need this to be even more uncomfortable. sweatpants bulges are to gays what
This time last year I had to pretend not to be a Troye Sivan fanboy. Now I can let my colours shine.
dalton-anthony: “When you love someone, you do not love them all the time, in exactly the same way, from moment to moment. It is an impossibility It is even a lie to pretend to. And yet this is exactly what most of us demand. We have so little
girlswithbigcocks: TS babes love pretending to be a bucking bronco any time there’s a stiff cock in their pony hole.
your-classy-slut: I spend my free time parading around in a thong and thigh highs, pretending I’m a sexy stripper in some fancy gentleman’s club…. Apparently I like to record myself doing it ;) I’m extremely sorry about the horrendous quality
ravner: two requests from the chatroom this time: noiz and clear, palette #5. noiz’s clothes are a pain to draw, so i gave him a new wardrobe. (let’s pretend he’s that guy from fight club. not the cool tyler durden — the other one.)
hasuyawwn: so mikahlaart says “moar butterfly aoba” and then i says “ok” the bottom pic is me using SAI to pretend i have a white gel pen but i don’t…i have to go buy one some time (i needa figure out how to take pics of these things w/o
sometimes when i’m taking a shower i lean forward and let my hair dramatically fall in front of my face and pretend i just had some kind of heart shattering moment in the rain and other times i collect water in my mouth and spit it at things like
quiet-your-troubled-mind: It’s time you were doing something, isn’t it? What was it you were supposed to be doing? Don’t pretend you haven’t heard the instructions often enough. If you’re having trouble remembering, just keep staring. It
underhuntressmoon: jemmasimmns: one difference between cats and dogs is that dogs do absolutely nothing to mask their clinginess while cats pretend it’s a coincidence they’re in the same room as you 97% of the time “The fact I am laying
commander-of-positivity: Positivity doesn’t mean being happy all of the time or masking your pain to appear happy. Don’t pretend you’re okay if you’re not!
zzoloftqueen:Talking to the wallsNow my shadows goneToo much time to pretend-Jorja Smith
gothqueenbee: barbieprivilege: barbieprivilege: barbieprivilege: this guy i worked with like 5-6 years ago who fingered me one time messaged me on fb with his number and now lux is texting him pretending to be me i’m yelling this is still going
schticky-friend: shitilivefor: katara: i just pretend i know what im talking about 150% of the time if you can’t blow them away with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit i think i just found my senior quote
etrogim: i like to pretend i’m a heartless apathetic b*tch but in reality i’m a baby who cares a fucking lot and emotionally invests myself in everything and is hurt 98.3% of the time
pea-nut-mm: @dionysusrules teased me all night long pretending he was a male escort.. I was so horny by the time he got home
bigdicksonly: im reblogging this picture of me because i look pretty here and i feel ugly today and yeah. im just going to pretend i look like this all the time
nicoleofthedeadxxx: sickboyx13: ismokeyo: When they steal your pics and pretend they uploaded them 😂 I see a couple of my sexy girrrrl @nicoleofthedeadxxxin there 😍 Oh boy, at least it was only two pics this time
rydenarmani: support your local sex worker. as much as some of you would like to pretend that we’re here to entertain you without any actual expense, this is what we do to make our living. we don’t have time to chat you up and we definitely don’t
prettyperversion: vandisa: yourlocalweeknd: Who want my depressed ass? Who gonna want my depressed and anxious ass and not waste my fucking time pretending like they understand my depression and anxiety? 🙋🏽
jesuislegrandefromage: I am honestly so much more content sitting in my room alone at night smiling to myself as I watch my favorite t.v. shows, than out in in uncomfortable situation that involves me pretending to be having the time of my life with
underhuntressmoon: jemmasimmns: one difference between cats and dogs is that dogs do absolutely nothing to mask their clinginess while cats pretend it’s a coincidence they’re in the same room as you 97% of the time “The fact I am laying on
thewinchestercave: This time, try to be a little less defensive of your pretend job.
nikcesco: Oops. I misread one of the questions from the ask box. Misread it multiple times actually. Which resulted in this drawing. So lets pretend someone actually asked this. Dear Nikcesco You are so awesome and sexy. Can you please tell
nicholaus-silver: She’s pretending to be coy, but there is no way she wouldn’t go through with it now, even if her husband got cold feet. She’s got wet every time she’s pictured it. She knows how hot she looks. She wants a man other then her
schandbringer: For a long time, Whirl used to pretend like he didn’t like Rung giving him oral and he always laughed at him whenever he proposed it. Thing is, Whirl loves it. But he feels so horrible for not being able to return the favor…
giddytf2: srafandseedpods: OH MY GOD one of our tigers did this (and it isn’t stuck on his head; one of the keepers went in to see if he needed help and he undid this and redid it on his own a few times) but oh my god hE’S PRETENDING TO BE A LION
nachtfaust: At that moment I remembered. I’ve seen this countless time before, over and over again. It was always happening right in front of me, but I pretended not to notice it.
curiousfratbrojock: Remember That Time…..We pretended we were straight… and that we didn’t love fucking, sucking, & guzzling other bros’ cum…..
lulz-time: notkatniss: Kitty isn’t allow outside and she gets mad at us so she sits in the potted tree and pretends she is outside This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.
marine1991: misogynystyle: I know you wanna drive sweetie, but you failed the test 12 times now. you can pretend though. Like to drive her home
dumbworthlessfucktoys: You can pretend all you want but feeling helpless under me only makes you more wet. The only reason you let me come over each time. Knowing I’ll just end up using you.
theinfernaldevices: schamlos: theinfernaldevices: on december 21st we all should just agree on a time to drop to the ground and pretend to be dead I’m pretty sure that world ending doesn’t work like that i’m sorry how many apocalypses have
rabioheab: listen, i have loved you for a really long time and… *gets down on one knee* *gets down on two knees* *gets down on all fours* *starts running around pretending to be a dog*
