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randyybutternubs: It’s about time I get a commission page going and pretend like people want to commission me lolSketch/Linework - บBasic colors (little to no shading) - ฟ ŭ for additional charactersFull color Shading - ษ
Dogsitting. My Ani is home. If only for the weekend. And almost immediately reclaiming her throne as someone who bullies a dog three times her size into getting ALL the bones and toys. I’d like to pretend my lab is just polite and not a huge baby.
kuvshinov-ilya: It’s time to tell you the whole truth. Kuvshinov Ilya is not a real person. It’s an art group formed by four different artists. What if it the plot twist was a hard worker individual pretending to be a group to satisfy the deeper
misogynyandbimbos: Your friends will pretend to be concerned. They’ll ask why they don’t see you as much as they used to. They’ll tell you it’s not a good idea to get too serious too fast. They’ll say you should make more time for them. Eventually
bluelightsfm: N7 day hype \o/This is actually a pretty old commission, but I’m gonna pretend I totally planned it out to post today. I thought about turning it into a longer movie, but it’s been scrapped for the time being.StreamDLStripClothedNudeSome
not-reality: It’s Balooga’s birthday! I ALREADY SAID HAPPY BIRTHDAY SO PRETEND THIS CAME WITH THAT TIME OKAY? HI JADE WHY ARE WE YELLING Aw man, this is great! Thanks Jade! <3
imaginescalemates: imaginescalemates: please…… can anyone link me to the vine where a girl is pretending to be a detective and every time to camera cuts to her she has more cigarettes in her mouth and nose and ears please………… my crops are
proudlyunicorn: proudlyunicorn: proudlyunicorn: me pretending there’s no fandom discourse so I can have a good time
littlelaneykink: waddlingbehind: Padded! She still felt pretty shy to be wearing padding between her legs. No matter how many times he swaddled her up in the crinkly stuff, that feeling seemed to persist. But sometimes she could pretend it wasn’t
This guy is pretending to be me on Twitter and stealing all my pics. What’s sad is since I posted this here the first time, he got 10K more followers. So instead of you guys reporting the thief, a lot of you followed him. That’s kinda sad
minkypinkypoo:Birthday Throwbacks: 17 days I always pretend like this wasn’t a big day but it was the first time I’d ever worn a bikini out in public and I loved it TBH. Never went back after that and I never will.
bbcubico: Every cell in your body is sexual. You were created thru sex, everything you want is sex and still you pretend that sex hardly exists except when making a baby or while watching porn. Come on, it’s time for humanity to mature now and move
fuckmetx:I love it when straight men ‘pretend’ to be sexually attracted to another straight man. The next time they get drunk the man on the left is going to ream his buddy’s virgin hole. Bromance.
leenolulu: Pretending to really care about a teacher’s personal life just to waste time in class..
I am honestly so much more content sitting in my room alone at night smiling to myself as I watch my favorite t.v. shows, than out in in uncomfortable situation that involves me pretending to be having the time of my life with boring people, who don’t
sometimes when i’m taking a shower i lean forward and let my hair dramatically fall in front of my face and pretend i just had some kind of heart shattering moment in the rain and other times i collect water in my mouth and spit it at things like
etrogim: i like to pretend i’m a heartless apathetic b*tch but in reality i’m a baby who cares a fucking lot and emotionally invests myself in everything and is hurt 98.3% of the time
bustysister: I acted as casual as I could, pretending that it wasn’t a long time fantasy of mine to do this for my little brother. His expression was priceless and I’m sure he didn’t even notice his hand go down his pants. I had given him no warning,
jemmasimmns: one difference between cats and dogs is that dogs do absolutely nothing to mask their clinginess while cats pretend it’s a coincidence they’re in the same room as you 97% of the time
confirmance: The hardest thing about realizing you don’t love me, is that you spent so much time pretending that you did.
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srafandseedpods: OH MY GOD one of our tigers did this (and it isn’t stuck on his head; one of the keepers went in to see if he needed help and he undid this and redid it on his own a few times) but oh my god hE’S PRETENDING TO BE A LION IM GONNA
sootonthecarpet: aroacejeanprouvaire: Equating penises to men is always tranphobic. Doing so is erasing trans men, and inferring that trans women with penises are actually just the same as cis men. There is never an appropriate time for pretending that
onlyblackgirl: Ya know, social media has proved to me that we aren’t at all as progressive as we pretend to be. We’re just really good and being two-faced. On tumblr preaching about equality and intersectionality while at the same time on Facebook
marril96: sumersprkl: baku: the worst memories of being bullied is when ppl would pretend not to be bullying you and ask you questions and u thought they were just asking u stuff but they were actually laughing at you the entire time and u had no idea
pyrrhiccomedy: animate-mush: amatara: I’m pretending all the time to be, kinder, stronger, funnier, more sociable than I am. I guess we’re all like that but it just feels so inadequate. What’s the difference? I know it sounds flippant but… certain
whywontvulcanseatreplicatormeat: Rayfa: Do explain, outsider…how verdicts founded on truths imparted by the very souls of the dead lack impartiality. Phoenix: one time we had to exorcise my dead ex-girlfriend because she pretended to be her living
drug-lavigne: You were everything, everything that I wanted. We were meant to be, supposed to be, but we lost it. All of our memories so close to me, just fade away. All this time you were pretending, so much for my happy ending.
gl-am-ou-r: darecrowavis: I had to watch this like twelve times That guy stole their bag or something, so he turns the corner and changes his outfit and pulls out a basketball, then pretends to be a bystander to mislead the people chasing after him
hangthestars: storywonker: philsandifer: milkypetalwater: thenotoriousscuttlecliff: doctorwhoxdc: How come Ryan Reynolds can go around pretty much pretending he’s Deadpool all the time and Marvel come out with the movie and no one makes fun of
infiniteedge: infiniteedge: It’s the time of year for the people who kept quiet about Harvey Weinstein to make a joke about him at some Rich People Award Show so they can show people how woke they are and pretend like they weren’t partially responsible
detectivehole:detectivehole:emperor kuzco was clearly gayhes 19, with unlimited power, and he ain’t got a gf. the only time we see him interact with any women his own age is when he’s rejecting like 7 of them rapid fire. he pretends to date pacha
magicalgirlmindcrank:Wish Tumblr would just say “the op has you blocked” instead of pretending it’s a connection error or whatever cuz with the track record of this site I think it might be a legitimate error like 70% of the time
this-tree-is-my-boyfriend:spectrometrie:spectrometrie:when i was a kid my parents bought me an inflatable doll of the Scream by Edvard Munch (??) that was significantly taller than i was at the time and i used to slow-dance with it and pretend it was
“I keep everything hidden because there’s nothing about my true self that anyone likes. I’m not difficult. I’m the easiest person around. I don’t belong, and I spend all my time pretending I do. Sometimes I get weary of it,
nodaybuttodaytodefygravity: unicornmunch: dauntlessoldier: 4th of July posts the last one killed me. … i can’t even . IT’S ALMOST THAT TIME AGAIN BITCHES AMERICA DAY BITCHES THE ONE DAY A YEAR WE PRETEND NOT TO HATE OUR COUNTRY rageomega,
caitluffs: applethefruit: crrocs: how am i supposed to make creative funny text posts when nothing happens in my life at all you just use a story from sims and pretend it really happened to you one time i was swimming but the pool ladders disappeared
6woofs: 6woofs: It’s howling time! River was lazy and howled from the floor, and Loki just pretended to howl lol. One more. <3
sametrue: it’s almost the time of year where straight boys pretend to not be cold in their shorts
etrogim:i like to pretend i’m a heartless apathetic b*tch but in reality i’m a baby who cares a fucking lot and emotionally invests myself in everything and is hurt 98.3% of the time
asleepylioness: hello lioness! this is a first time submission: evidenced by my anxious hands and uncertain flesh. i can’t hold my lover currently, but i can hold my coffee and close my eyes and for just one moment pretend that the warmth is his
ivyaura: if Cracked can talk about whorephobia it’s time to stop pretending we’re making it up for attention
joculatrickery: someone who’s experimented with the idea of pants pooping in private before only to find, to their annoyance, that they can’t make themself really go in their pants realizing at least they can pretend they are at any time. they push
lilfaux: one time me and my best friend booked a hotel room and there was a phone in the toilet and I pretended to use the phone but then it broke so we just left it
ass-butt-fallen-angel: stiles2014: i hate it when my “friends” just dismiss something i’m really passionate about like “oh you’re talking about that again” like shut up don’t ruin this for me do you know how many times i’ve pretended
caseyanthonyofficial: Lets stop pretending that pants are even necessary its time we progress as a society
So, yesterday, one of my vanilla friends made a post on facebook that included self describing as “a five year old who pays her bills on time.” We’ve talked before about how we’re not real adults and we’re just pretending, and she’s someone
charrface: I don’t actually have a job. I bought scrubs online to pretend. I’m actually a full time tit flasher. 🙊🙊
mybiventure: I love those “straight” guys who feel they need to pretend it hurts every time. Cmon dude, your puss is so wide I barely touched the sides!
yay4hamlet: yay4hamlet: Did I ever tell you all about the time a kid in my high school literally pretended to drink a thing of Windex so the teachers would panic and send him to the hospital and he wouldn’t have to take the test Alrighty here is the
giddytf2: srafandseedpods: OH MY GOD one of our tigers did this (and it isn’t stuck on his head; one of the keepers went in to see if he needed help and he undid this and redid it on his own a few times) but oh my god hE’S PRETENDING TO BE A LION
mercedesquinnthetgirlmistress: “Isn’t it time to stop pretending your a happy man, when you really want to be is just like me. Group Session Sissies is run & operated by Tgirl Mistress, She freely shares hur secrets of femininity online with
thepipsqueakery: This is what Fergus does all the time. He just follows Mortimer around and watches him sleep or eat, and makes the other guinea pigs leave Mortimer alone if they are bothering him. I like to pretend Fergus is Mortimer’s secret service
rivaiomine: And that was when I remembered... I`d seen this before, so very many times. I`d seen it again and again, but... I`d always pretend I hadn`t. That`s right. This world is cruel. ★
ironchefsoulteddyg: niggazinmoscow: i-hate-chick-fil-a: Big banks have purposely excluded minority-owned businesses and made getting credit/loans in their communities next to impossible since forever. It should be a big story all the time. *pretends
urbanclictionary: doin a group project like Me, every time I overhear the management at work pretending at being useful. =_=
