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godtricksterloki: wouldyouliketoseemymask: That one time Superman pretended to be Batman. Supes would make an awesome Batman. Well, DC did make an elseworlds version where Supes landed in Gotham instead of Smallville. Just like Bats, parents got
funny-humor-haha-blog: knowmyvalue: berrym: I’m supposed to be studying but instead I made a pair of glasses for my cat and pretended he was studying 🙃 This is a much better use of your time tbh Submit this as an art project
bluelightsfm: N7 day hype \o/ This is actually a pretty old commission, but I’m gonna pretend I totally planned it out to post today. I thought about turning it into a longer movie, but it’s been scrapped for the time being. Stream DL Strip Clothed
kylewt: feetarethenewboobs: feerarethenewboobs Krista Saluchi, is so hot. That time when she sat across from us by the pool in the back, just lounging in your mom’s tacky wicker chair, pretending like she didn’t know we were checking her out.
drakdoodles: JUST PRETEND I MADE THIS YESTERDAY( also first time ever drawing a cyclops 0: )
seventypercentethanol: let us pretend once upon I time I drew decent things.
recentgooglesearches: why is everyone pretending that the beatles made good music the only time i ever see the beatles mentioned on tumblr, its someone talking about how terrible they are. it seems like there are more people who hate them than like
mountxxns reblogged your photoset:thicchoe: I am literally crying Now I’m not…Ummm no if that’s what he meant he could have said ‘forgive me for the bit of time while I stumble from switching names…i literally could not pretend
dionnespet: He pretended to be a crossdresser to get inside her pants - now he was a permanent sissy and this was the last time he would be with her before she began to pimp him out. He just didin’t know it.
lovethefamly: I just love what my sister has done with her pants, much easier to take a quickie without getting caught. I remember one time, we pretended we were playing tickle game, my sister sat on top of me on the floor in the living room, and I came
mexhibitionist: lovedadscock: Dozens of times!! Live to jerk in a stall when dudes are pissing next to me and have no idea I’m thinking of them! Exactly. sometimes i pretend i get too into it and forget there are others watching
knowmyvalue: berrym: I’m supposed to be studying but instead I made a pair of glasses for my cat and pretended he was studying 🙃 This is a much better use of your time tbh
it’s cold! so cold! i have stuff to write on this cold, cold day.
ambris-art: sketch-modblog: What’s that? Did someone say… MERRY CHRYSMAS!? Well here’s a present from uncle GraphicLee and uncle aphexangel.We even went ahead and made it with transparency so you can pretend the sultry Chrysalis spent time at
ask-gamer-pony:ask-blueflame:ask-nessa-plainpony-and-friends:pinkamena-the-serial-liker:thereforespade:koipony:ask-gamer-pony:thereforespade:Am i in the community yet?meYES OMF MAKE A CHAIN xD Durr~ Just pretend I was here the whole time… Found me
marril96: sumersprkl: baku: the worst memories of being bullied is when ppl would pretend not to be bullying you and ask you questions and u thought they were just asking u stuff but they were actually laughing at you the entire time and u had no idea
mynightwing: I always love it when my sister sneaks into my room at night to suck me off. For a long time, I pretended to be asleep, but when I started to eat her out, the blow jobs got way better.
ladlelickedbarnaby replied to your post: >Get an RP commission!>It’s Adventure Time, cool!… yeah it’d be hard to write that sort of thing without being interested in the material yourself. can’t pretend with that shit. Exactly. You
continuants: edenwolfie: my year 8 students had to do a budgeting activity pretending they were living out of home on a month and I find this written on there help I can’t fucking breathe this is how i feel every time i am in the supermarket
grrrenadine: I don’t pretend to knowThe challenges we’re facingI know there’s no replacing what we’ve lostAnd you need time *sheds a tear
linaisbluepancake: MIKI MAKIMURA DEMON PROTECTION SQUAD!!! let’s pretend I haven’t already seen Devilman like three times.
pyrrhiccomedy: animate-mush: amatara: I’m pretending all the time to be, kinder, stronger, funnier, more sociable than I am. I guess we’re all like that but it just feels so inadequate. What’s the difference? I know it sounds flippant but… certain
subblackgurl: A true story from a few years back. My BF at the time and i were trying different things. One evening my BF tied me to the bed and then we had sex while he pretended to be a stranger, telling me he was raping me. It was a turn-on, but these
avoidantvoid: tavpdfw you still don’t understand something after someone explained it to you but you’ve already used up your one Inconvenience Point of the day by asking the first time so you just pretend you understood while you slowly die inside
kendallroy:kendallroy:tumblr has spent far too much time bullying fandom nerds for woobifying pretend genocidal maniacs played by hot guys when it could be bullying tankies for woobifying real life genocidal maniacs who killed millions of people for real
king-of-kum: When you watch this… pretend you are laying in my bed, and you get to witness this load come flying over your body in real time,
timetravelinchameleonlostinspace: #you KNOW he pretended to drop her like three times #and she probably screamed and flailed and clung on to his neck #and he was pleased.
iavenge: “It’s so hard to pretend to be friends with someone special, when every time you look at that person, all you see is everything you want to have.”
dashakay: annlarimer: dduane: actualmenacebuckybarnes: hotguyhawkguy: From now on all my fanfic titles will be worded like click bait YOU WONT BELIEVE HOW THESE ASSHOLES FALL IN LOVE THIS TIME HE AND HIS BEST FRIEND PRETENDED TO BE MARRIED TO SAVE
meanwhileinpetesworld: David, what’s it like to play the most normal guy that you’ve probably ever played?TENNANT: It’s quite a relief. I spend a lot of my time playing characters where I have to pretend to be much cooler and more suave than
garkgatiss:the best gag in dracula by far is how the entire time jonathan harker is imprisoned in dracula’s castle, dracula is pretending to have a full household of servants when in reality it’s just him running around doing everything, and it would
jemmasimmns: one difference between cats and dogs is that dogs do absolutely nothing to mask their clinginess while cats pretend it’s a coincidence they’re in the same room as you 97% of the time
【⚠️light gore & violence⚠️】“New” OC (Zascha) aka I finally went back on a whim and finished a WIP of this guy from god knows how long ago.
srafandseedpods: OH MY GOD one of our tigers did this (and it isn’t stuck on his head; one of the keepers went in to see if he needed help and he undid this and redid it on his own a few times) but oh my god hE’S PRETENDING TO BE A LION IM GONNA
celtic-clay: beggars-opera: beggars-opera: My friends idea of a good time is dressing up in colonial attire and pretending to beat each other up while similarly dressed colonial men jump around in the background waving fistfuls of cash I feel like
swingsetindecember: dduane: actualmenacebuckybarnes: hotguyhawkguy: From now on all my fanfic titles will be worded like click bait YOU WONT BELIEVE HOW THESE ASSHOLES FALL IN LOVE THIS TIME HE AND HIS BEST FRIEND PRETENDED TO BE MARRIED TO SAVE
adventuretitan: sorry it’s just people being angry their favourite character doesnt get as much screentime as someone else’s at a particular point of time so they pretend the show has a writing problem IMO, I think it just seems like Pearl has gotten
taijavigilia: I’m not even going to pretend I’ll have the time to draw something for every day of Inktober but here’s rococo Pearl and Garnet drawn with Winsor&Newton inks. Love their vibrant colours.
rkerSome thoughts I needed to get out: All I do is hide from people all the time, and when I am out in public I’ve pretended to be normal so long that now that I’m trying to truly “be myself” a least a little bit and trying to
scribblekin: I’m back from travel that I didn’t notify anyone about beforehand because I like to pretend I’m mysteriousHave yet another version(transparent this time) of this to accidentally insult random things on yo dash?
unagiiiii: gl-am-ou-r: darecrowavis: I had to watch this like twelve times That guy stole their bag or something, so he turns the corner and changes his outfit and pulls out a basketball, then pretends to be a bystander to mislead the people chasing
My family. My mother. My sister. And my pretend cousin Gale. But Peeta’s intension is clear. That Gale really is my family, or will be one day, if I live. That I’ll marry him. So Peeta’s giving me his life and Gale at the same time. To let me know
weshouldfondue: One time my little sister was putting furniture up for sale on craigslist using her phone number, so I called her up pretending to be a distraught Chinese man wanting something she already sold, and when she said she didn’t have it
findwhatyouare: underture: Adults are terribly confused, messed up people. That’s because they forget , really, that they don’t have to pretend all the time. I think about this a lot…
schticky-friend: shitilivefor: katara: i just pretend i know what im talking about 150% of the time if you can’t blow them away with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit i think i just found my senior quote
caitluffs: applethefruit: crrocs: how am i supposed to make creative funny text posts when nothing happens in my life at all you just use a story from sims and pretend it really happened to you one time i was swimming but the pool ladders disappeared
mosellegreen: cumaeansibyl: green-evening: Sometimes in daily life I like to pretend I’m a time traveler from late medieval Europe and I’m just fucking amazed at my luxurious life Let me tell you, 14th c me is REALLY impressed with modern me’s
underhuntressmoon: jemmasimmns: one difference between cats and dogs is that dogs do absolutely nothing to mask their clinginess while cats pretend it’s a coincidence they’re in the same room as you 97% of the time “The fact I am laying on
ashprincessmidna:These were taken 6mo apart. I look like a succubus that has matured over time. I’m going to pretend I’ve been alive for centuries & I’ve eaten a lot of delicious men.
youre gone and I gotta stay high all the time to keep you off my mind oohh oohh spend my days locked in a haze tryna forget you babe I fall back down gotta stay high all my life to forget im missin you oohh oohh staying in my play pretend
tayloracleswift: *pretends I’m hearing 212 for the first time* YAAAS
catnus: I am honestly so much more content sitting in my room alone at night smiling to myself as I watch my favorite t.v. shows, than out in in uncomfortable situation that involves me pretending to be having the time of my life with boring people,
consulting-god-of-badassery: theinfernaldevices: schamlos: theinfernaldevices: on december 21st we all should just agree on a time to drop to the ground and pretend to be dead I’m pretty sure that world ending doesn’t work like that i’m sorry
everythingisharrystyles: what if I pretend to be British for like the first 6 months at college only around my roommate and I wake her up every morning at like 6 am and say like “up up darling it’s time for your tea the birds are singing a spoon
nodaybuttodaytodefygravity: unicornmunch: dauntlessoldier: 4th of July posts the last one killed me. … i can’t even . IT’S ALMOST THAT TIME AGAIN BITCHES AMERICA DAY BITCHES THE ONE DAY A YEAR WE PRETEND NOT TO HATE OUR COUNTRY
muslimfeminist: straighter: blackandredcandy: internetgoose: like yes, I agree, girls are 500x better than boys, but let’s stop pretending that straight girls are not giant homophobes 9 times out of 10, and do remember that they are absolutely prone
