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caitluffs: applethefruit: crrocs: how am i supposed to make creative funny text posts when nothing happens in my life at all you just use a story from sims and pretend it really happened to you one time i was swimming but the pool ladders disappeared
srafandseedpods: OH MY GOD one of our tigers did this (and it isn’t stuck on his head; one of the keepers went in to see if he needed help and he undid this and redid it on his own a few times) but oh my god hE’S PRETENDING TO BE A LION IM GONNA
mosellegreen: cumaeansibyl: green-evening: Sometimes in daily life I like to pretend I’m a time traveler from late medieval Europe and I’m just fucking amazed at my luxurious life Let me tell you, 14th c me is REALLY impressed with modern me’s
officialannakendrick: applethefruit: crrocs: how am i supposed to make creative funny text posts when nothing happens in my life at all you just use a story from sims and pretend it really happened to you so this one time the grim reaper came to
underhuntressmoon: jemmasimmns: one difference between cats and dogs is that dogs do absolutely nothing to mask their clinginess while cats pretend it’s a coincidence they’re in the same room as you 97% of the time “The fact I am laying on
jemmasimmns: one difference between cats and dogs is that dogs do absolutely nothing to mask their clinginess while cats pretend it’s a coincidence they’re in the same room as you 97% of the time
targuzzler: targuzzler: undertale ost still goes hard dont pretend it doesnt this one time i had to rush like 3 essays in a day so i listened to bonetrousle on repeat for probably close to 12 hours to make sure i kept up pace and, you know what, it worked
etrogim: i like to pretend i’m a heartless apathetic b*tch but in reality i’m a baby who cares a fucking lot and emotionally invests myself in everything and is hurt 98.3% of the time
legendofcarl: myhyperfixations: People need to stop pretending like the 3 year time skip actually makes the paladins blameless for the destruction of the Coalition, the Blade of Marmora, and the 2/3 of the Empire loyal to Lotor because they couldn’t
pigtrainer: Lesson 64 Over time, Master’s friends treat you as much like shit as he does. When they come to the house, they no longer pretend to be nice to you. As soon as they walk in the door, they pull your hair and bend you over the couch. No
smashed-hopes-and-slashed-thighs: unfilialunae: a1ways-pretending: thoughts-upon-thoughts: close your eyes before it hits the ground ^ i did that like 60 times omg. reblog everytime it’s on my dash I kinda want this to be the last thing I ever
yeet5sos: yeet5sos:yeet5sos: runawayhemmo: yeet5sos: for a while we pretended the album would come out in 2013 but it didnt and we knew we had to wait more time we were all crying on new years while the boys drank a few beers could barely hold
engulfing-shadows: It had started as such a simple plan. The wards they had used were easy enough to bypass, though it was hard for her not to use her magic while she pretended she couldn’t. Though when the time came, she went from prisoner to the
golden-phoenix-smc: The OOC info: Times given are PST, as I am on Wyrmrest Accord! While Haladrin will be quoting prices to people during RP, I do NOT expect people to actually pay gold for pretend food :) For anyone who does enjoy a more immersive
marril96: sumersprkl: baku: the worst memories of being bullied is when ppl would pretend not to be bullying you and ask you questions and u thought they were just asking u stuff but they were actually laughing at you the entire time and u had no idea
showerthoughtsofficial: What if Elon Musk is a time traveler from the future who is getting rich by pretending to invent future technology, but is also warning us about the future deadly killer robot wars that caused him to flee to the past in the first
visitingexec:By the time Sam got out of class she desperately needed to be used. She had spent most of the day pretending to be a good girl like normal, while all the while all she could think about was how badly she need to get her pussy wrecked and
thedarkseasons: She closed her eyes tight and winced as I slid my thick cock inside her wet cunny. My daughter liked to pretend it was first time so she could relive the night Daddy took her virginity over and over again.
sumddy: …”She kept coming into the bathroom while I was showering, pretending it was the most natural thing in the world to stand at the sink bending over washing her face, me nude in the shower behind her. After the first few times my knowing
okaymad: i always pretend to be such a coldhearted bitch but in reality i cry about everything, all the time. literally, always crying.
mommybear98: Why can’t someone just tell me its nap time and give me a paci so I can stop pretending to adult….
rydenarmani: support your local sex worker. as much as some of you would like to pretend that we’re here to entertain you without any actual expense, this is what we do to make our living. we don’t have time to chat you up and we definitely don’t
sweet-mature-pussy: Mum could never understand why I loved her coming into my room to get me up… I would pretend to be asleep just to get her to come in and wake me up…my cock would be rock had in seconds….COME ON MY LAD…ITS TIME YOU WERE UP……I’ll
metaphorformetaphor: When you love someone, you do not love them all the time, in exactly the same way, from moment to moment. It is an impossibility. It is even a lie to pretend to. And yet this is exactly what most of us demand. We have so little faith
imyourdaddy1971: manifest83: Dad should be home any minute now. I wonder what he’s gonna say… what he’s gonna do… I’m just going to pretend that I don’t see him and that I lost track of time while playing with my cock. I’m so nervous…
henrycavillglory: itsabsolutelyfantastic: Can I pretend that this is him video calling me? Every. Damn. Time.
stiles2014: i hate it when my “friends” just dismiss something i’m really passionate about like “oh you’re talking about that again” like shut up don’t ruin this for me do you know how many times i’ve pretended to care or even genuinely
hollyksavolly:stronger-than-i-was: Some times I like to pretend I could be a pin up girl Got that Rosie the Riveter vibe💪
knowmyvalue: berrym: I’m supposed to be studying but instead I made a pair of glasses for my cat and pretended he was studying 🙃 This is a much better use of your time tbh
sissy-slut-jennifer: joli-et-tordu: Ebony Here is Ebony a good friend that learned a long time ago that she was pretending to be a Real Men but realized that she is a sissy faggot that is here to serve Real Men by offering her two slutty holes for
theinfernaldevices: schamlos: theinfernaldevices: on december 21st we all should just agree on a time to drop to the ground and pretend to be dead I’m pretty sure that world ending doesn’t work like that i’m sorry how many apocalypses have
rare-hana: spaghetti-time-lord: Are we all just going to pretend these shows weren’t apart of our childhood I’m mourning my lost choldhood right now
skimpymoms: milkymamasboy68: hornymatures: Meet a real local horny MILF! My mom and I have always been close. My favorite is our beach trips!Seems she wants to play a game this time. We are supposed to pretend we are a couple and laugh over how
misslittleamaria: I’m such a bad girl, I don’t even pretend to be innocent anymore. I just spend half my time with my hands between my legs and the other half in slutty lingerie.
fr4nike: maddwood: I’m tired I’m gay. I’m tired. I texted one of my best friends this morning and asked, “Did you hear about Orlando?” because the first time I ever went to a gay club and pretended like I was “out” was with him when we
frozen-in-childhood: clarknokent: spaghettimonster42: Are we all just going to pretend these shows weren’t apart of our childhood Not at all, filmore was my shit! FUCKING CODE LYOKO OH MY GOD SOMEONE GIVE ME A TIME MACHINE
I like to pretend that I can take your watch and add more minutes, hours, days. That out time together only ever extends, and never trickles down.
kalagangers: #remember that time when joey fell in love with phoebe’s twin sister and she was a bitch and started ignoring him #and then phoebe got so upset that she pretended to be her sister to break up with him like a real person should #and
service2smmbybj: sir-erik: feelingknottycda: This muzzled boy isn’t going anywhere, and judging by his cock, that’s just how he likes it. A boy’s cock will always betray him. Sure he will pretend not to have a good time tied up. But his cock will
slangwang: okay so what if every time equius accidentally breaks something he feels really guilty and just pretends he doesn’t see it
harrywantsababy: I can’t wait for one direction to pretend no one has heard their album during a live stream for like the third time I live for their dead inside lying faces
dream-big-live-shy: My parents are cute because every time we come to Steak ‘n Shake my dad pretends to look away when we get our shakes and my mom puts her cherry on his shake and he always goes “Wow! I got two cherries again! I am the luckiest
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dreckssauuuuu: fratboyparty: If I had a friend like this I would pretend to sleep ALL THE TIME. Good Friend!! Geil
The Best Time I Pretended I Hadn’t Heard of Slavoj Žižek — The Hairpin
rabioheab: listen, i have loved you for a really long time and… *gets down on one knee* *gets down on two knees* *gets down on all fours* *starts running around pretending to be a dog*
