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schticky-friend: shitilivefor: katara: i just pretend i know what im talking about 150% of the time if you can’t blow them away with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit i think i just found my senior quote headology at its finest
misshealthgeek: srafandseedpods: one of the keepers went in to see if he needed help and he undid this and redid it on his own a few times) but oh my god hE’S PRETENDING TO BE A LION IM GONNA DIE no he’s getting in touch with his inner donut
mosellegreen: cumaeansibyl: green-evening: Sometimes in daily life I like to pretend I’m a time traveler from late medieval Europe and I’m just fucking amazed at my luxurious life Let me tell you, 14th c me is REALLY impressed with modern me’s
caseyanthonyofficial: Lets stop pretending that pants are even necessary its time we progress as a society
srafandseedpods: OH MY GOD one of our tigers did this (and it isn’t stuck on his head; one of the keepers went in to see if he needed help and he undid this and redid it on his own a few times) but oh my god hE’S PRETENDING TO BE A LION IM GONNA
underhuntressmoon: jemmasimmns: one difference between cats and dogs is that dogs do absolutely nothing to mask their clinginess while cats pretend it’s a coincidence they’re in the same room as you 97% of the time “The fact I am laying on
caitluffs: applethefruit: crrocs: how am i supposed to make creative funny text posts when nothing happens in my life at all you just use a story from sims and pretend it really happened to you one time i was swimming but the pool ladders disappeared
humansofnewyork: “What’s surprised you most about being a parent?”“The feeling of being called ‘Dad.’ It’s the best feeling on earth. The first time my daughter called me ‘Dad,’ we were playing hide and go seek. I was pretending that
jesuislegrandefromage: I am honestly so much more content sitting in my room alone at night smiling to myself as I watch my favorite t.v. shows, than out in in uncomfortable situation that involves me pretending to be having the time of my life with
fishcustardandclintbarton: castieltheflyingassbutt: thenotoriousscuttlecliff: doctorwhoxdc: How come Ryan Reynolds can go around pretty much pretending he’s Deadpool all the time and Marvel come out with the movie and no one makes fun of it, and
beggars-opera: beggars-opera: My friends idea of a good time is dressing up in colonial attire and pretending to beat each other up while similarly dressed colonial men jump around in the background waving fistfuls of cash I feel like my life has reached
broken-down-sluts: The first time she was fucked by a man is was pure rape - she screamed and struggled and fought and… came harder than she ever had before. She tried to pretend it haden’t happened. Afterall, she was a lesbian, she just wasn’t
nhtwannabe: cdlittler: jamesjanette: nonookie: kent-shemale: rainman577: sexy-trappy-tgirls: Stop pretending you don’t like sissy boys. You know you want to. maybe ;) // my mouth is wet just thinking about it I’d suck a traps dick any time!
rapedollswanted: daddyslittlewankbait: “I’m not doing anything wrong”, she said smugly. “You’ve been pissing everyone off, can you not find some other car park to waste people’s time in?” “It’s not illegal loser. Don’t pretend you
rapedkittn: Daddy tied me up and made me pretend to sleep as several of his friends came in to use his “heavy sleeper” of a teenage daughter. They spanked my ass, fucked both my holes, and came inside me several times each and think I slept through
setbabiesonfire: windows-98: I pretend I’m Adele in the shower n then my parents yell at me to shut up :-) All the time.
theinfernaldevices: schamlos: theinfernaldevices: on december 21st we all should just agree on a time to drop to the ground and pretend to be dead I’m pretty sure that world ending doesn’t work like that i’m sorry how many apocalypses have
sometimes when i’m taking a shower i lean forward and let my hair dramatically fall in front of my face and pretend i just had some kind of heart shattering moment in the rain and other times i collect water in my mouth and spit it at things like
rockthetarot: you’ve left your nothing to compete w/silence- a Brian Jones fanmix by flying-glove Paint It Black The Rolling Stones// Young and Beautiful Lana Del Rey// No Rest For The Wicked Lykke Li// Time To Pretend MGMT// Baby You’re A Rich
cinematapestry: “I learned to stop thinking about that time. To pretend it never happened… which of course, was impossible.”-Shirkers (2018) dir. Sandi Tan
creepycreepshit: This may be the ass that puts me into retirement or that unleashes the monster in me. This is the kind of ass I dream of finding and today I found it. It was perfect timing. I saw her waiting for the elevator so I pretended I was going
gl-am-ou-r: darecrowavis: I had to watch this like twelve times That guy stole their bag or something, so he turns the corner and changes his outfit and pulls out a basketball, then pretends to be a bystander to mislead the people chasing after him
blue-author: srafandseedpods: OH MY GOD one of our tigers did this (and it isn’t stuck on his head; one of the keepers went in to see if he needed help and he undid this and redid it on his own a few times) but oh my god hE’S PRETENDING TO BE A
confirmance: The hardest thing about realizing you don’t love me, is that you spent so much time pretending that you did.
polyglotplatypus: Since the season 9 finale was really angsty, I decided to do like everyone in the fandom: pretend everything is okay. Have a good time laughing at Demon!Dean.
jarpad: The two times Sam and Dean have pretended to be a couple.
destiel-is-music: aherocalledphil: ladymalchav: theinfernaldevices: schamlos: theinfernaldevices: on december 21st we all should just agree on a time to drop to the ground and pretend to be dead I’m pretty sure that world ending doesn’t work
kaiserneko: swooning-for-thomas: ifyoudontl0veme-pretend: coolification: Judging you if you don’t reblog this JESUS TAKE THE PRNDL So is it funny to anyone here that the Asian girl is just having such a hard time learning how to drive? …
thefingerfuckingfemalefury: srafandseedpods: OH MY GOD one of our tigers did this (and it isn’t stuck on his head; one of the keepers went in to see if he needed help and he undid this and redid it on his own a few times) but oh my god hE’S PRETENDING
shitilivefor: katara: i just pretend i know what im talking about 150% of the time if you can’t blow them away with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit
Ok but I saw Eminem and Lana Del Rey this weekend and I’m just not sure I can return to my normal every day life after that.
thebootydiaries: caitluffs: applethefruit: crrocs: how am i supposed to make creative funny text posts when nothing happens in my life at all you just use a story from sims and pretend it really happened to you one time i was swimming but the pool
gayreinhardt: gayreinhardt: jeff kaplan vs todd howard who wins things to remember: jeff kaplan has a lot of pent-up anger, might pretend you are dinoflask who has made a mockery of him one too many times because of todd howards exposure to bethesda-brand
bigprettygothgf:it’s once again that lovely time of the year where people on reddit pretend they can go a month without jerking off
spectrometrie:spectrometrie:when i was a kid my parents bought me an inflatable doll of the Scream by Edvard Munch (??) that was significantly taller than i was at the time and i used to slow-dance with it and pretend it was my boyfriend. It had its hands
sadclowncentral:sadclowncentral: for the longest time, science fiction was working under the assumption that the crux of the turing test - the “question only a human can answer” which would stump the computer pretending to be one - would be about
im-a-princess-sissy-cumslut:opalsissy:💛💙 Embrace who you really are. 💛💙I stopped pretending a long time ago!!!👸Princess Sissy Cumslut👸
foulmilk: we, as women, need to stop pretending we can change men. we have this mentality that we can transform a fuckboy into a gentlemen, and that’s just not how it works. once a fuckboy, always a fuckboy. don’t waste your time on a man who won’t
#that one time Sharon pretended to be a fangirl and Nico didn’t know what to do
iammegadaddyissues: Time stands still and each moment we’re together is precious. We’ll be back to our lives before we know it, back to pretending that everything matters but us. But for this weekend far away from our lives and from those who
marriedbisexualson: As a teenager I would pretend I was asleep the whole time.
speedohead: Although we all know this is male model Pietro Boselli, we can still pretend he’s just some unknown TEEN MUSCLE GOD rocking a speedo for his part-time modeling gig after school~musclemorpher
dingdongyouarewrong: thewriterkid: dream-fortress: ubercharge: ghoulsjw: zephror: sizvideos: Free yourself from your phone when having some time with your family and friends. More information here oh shut the fuck up pretending that mom and dad
demonipsimus: xall4one:Cosplay time~ Genshiken Nidaime i’m not gonna pretend that i know what this is but i’m always here for the bayo content
unflatteringcatselfies: Another one of Canela and Otis. This time pretending to be a grumpy knight and a loyal horse.
elphabathropp-www: tricky-buttafly: destinyrush: *pretends to be shocked* 8 year you say 🤔 Do you mean “Obama’s entire office time?”
itzahann: Playing Episode Ignis the 2nd time, trying to collect all the goodies and skills while pretending all is good
giddytf2: srafandseedpods: OH MY GOD one of our tigers did this (and it isn’t stuck on his head; one of the keepers went in to see if he needed help and he undid this and redid it on his own a few times) but oh my god hE’S PRETENDING TO BE A LION
etrogim:i like to pretend i’m a heartless apathetic b*tch but in reality i’m a baby who cares a fucking lot and emotionally invests myself in everything and is hurt 98.3% of the time
