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lovebirth49: Do you like the way my pussy lips spread around this little baby potato? I like to pretend it’s a baby soaked in amniotic fluids stretching my lips wide open. Every time I stretch I go a little bit bigger to prepare to push a baby out
beautybeforebrains:If you want to look hot, spend some time practicing your “smile and pretend you understand” look. You lucky dummies will be way better at this than smart girls, but everyone can master it with some practice. The key is to think
cruelgirlfriend: Humiliween 2016 It’s every sissy’s favourite time of the year again - where you get to head out in public all dressed up in your feminised glory and pretend it’s just a fancy dress costume and nothing to do with the fact you’re
best-of-funny: catalysticskies: applethefruit: crrocs: how am i supposed to make creative funny text posts when nothing happens in my life at all you just use a story from sims and pretend it really happened to you so this one time i was walking
homestuckfluffcanons: Jade showed Feferi “The Little Mermaid” in a dream bubble and Feferi and loved it so much she convinced Eridan to watch it too. Eridan pretended to hate the movie but his use of the word “dinglehopper” and amount of times
internetgoose: like yes, I agree, girls are 500x better than boys, but let’s stop pretending that straight girls are not giant homophobes 9 times out of 10, and do remember that they are absolutely prone to ostracizing, undermining, bullying, harassing,
I’m feeling it again.. the feeling that all I do is wake up and then waste time till I can go back to bed and pretend I don’t exist.
okaymad: i always pretend to be such a coldhearted bitch but in reality i cry about everything, all the time. literally, always crying.
1nd2rd3st: ridge: do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed 750,324 people whose mama taught them right One time in class the teacher called on someone who was already asleep in class so
problematic-magneto: ok so one time in 6th grade a guy pretended to like me just so i’d let him borrow my two-disc special edition copy of ratatouille and that’s why i don’t trust men
srafandseedpods: OH MY GOD one of our tigers did this (and it isn’t stuck on his head; one of the keepers went in to see if he needed help and he undid this and redid it on his own a few times) but oh my god hE’S PRETENDING TO BE A LION IM GONNA
knowmyvalue: berrym: I’m supposed to be studying but instead I made a pair of glasses for my cat and pretended he was studying 🙃 This is a much better use of your time tbh
rykitsu: dashakay: annlarimer: dduane: actualmenacebuckybarnes: hotguyhawkguy: From now on all my fanfic titles will be worded like click bait YOU WONT BELIEVE HOW THESE ASSHOLES FALL IN LOVE THIS TIME HE AND HIS BEST FRIEND PRETENDED TO BE MARRIED
unofficiallydisney: fishcustardandclintbarton: castieltheflyingassbutt: thenotoriousscuttlecliff: doctorwhoxdc: How come Ryan Reynolds can go around pretty much pretending he’s Deadpool all the time and Marvel come out with the movie and no one
fr4nike: maddwood: I’m tired I’m gay. I’m tired. I texted one of my best friends this morning and asked, “Did you hear about Orlando?” because the first time I ever went to a gay club and pretended like I was “out” was with him when we
gl-am-ou-r: darecrowavis: I had to watch this like twelve times That guy stole their bag or something, so he turns the corner and changes his outfit and pulls out a basketball, then pretends to be a bystander to mislead the people chasing after him
thealbinoweave: hyperbolequeen: what if I pretend to be British for like the first 6 months at college only around my roommate and I wake her up every morning at like 6 am and say like “up up darling it’s time for your tea the birds are singing
theinfernaldevices: schamlos: theinfernaldevices: on december 21st we all should just agree on a time to drop to the ground and pretend to be dead I’m pretty sure that world ending doesn’t work like that i’m sorry how many apocalypses have
nerdy-fandom-girl: everythingisharrystyles: what if I pretend to be British for like the first 6 months at college only around my roommate and I wake her up every morning at like 6 am and say like “up up darling it’s time for your tea the birds
caitluffs: applethefruit: crrocs: how am i supposed to make creative funny text posts when nothing happens in my life at all you just use a story from sims and pretend it really happened to you one time i was swimming but the pool ladders disappeared
underhuntressmoon: jemmasimmns: one difference between cats and dogs is that dogs do absolutely nothing to mask their clinginess while cats pretend it’s a coincidence they’re in the same room as you 97% of the time “The fact I am laying on
confirmance: The hardest thing about realizing you don’t love me, is that you spent so much time pretending that you did.
glowcloud: also like there are plenty of women who identify as bi for some time before identifying as a lesbian AND there are plenty of women who identify as lesbian before identifying as bi like can we stop pretending this doesnt happen because its
giddytf2: srafandseedpods: OH MY GOD one of our tigers did this (and it isn’t stuck on his head; one of the keepers went in to see if he needed help and he undid this and redid it on his own a few times) but oh my god hE’S PRETENDING TO BE A LION
girl-breaker: girls should never, ever be bored. there is literally always something you could be doing to make yourself better and more usable for men. take this whore for example. she’s not wasting her time pretending to be smart at chemistry, is
rydenarmani: support your local sex worker. as much as some of you would like to pretend that we’re here to entertain you without any actual expense, this is what we do to make our living. we don’t have time to chat you up and we definitely don’t
mosellegreen: cumaeansibyl: green-evening: Sometimes in daily life I like to pretend I’m a time traveler from late medieval Europe and I’m just fucking amazed at my luxurious life Let me tell you, 14th c me is REALLY impressed with modern me’s
boysugar: cutecotton: (via fuckyoudraculas) How i spend most of my days (pretending I am untouched by mortal things and hoping that time could stand still forever).
sissyslutanalwhore:This is one of my favorite videos of all time. I always pretend I’m her, begging to get fucked harder!
jaynelovesdick: rainbowmot: After ditching his wife, Reggie began living full time as Regina. She knew it was impossible for her to go back to her hopeless marriage. why would Regina ever want to go back to a marriage pretending to be a guy when she
drinksandrugsatnyu: The Pretty Tranny. She was actually so strong that she was able to do a handstand over another woman’s crotch for an extended period of time while pretending to perform cunnilingus. I’m almost positive she went to Tisch. Ahh,
idontmeantobesleazy: I pretend to you guys that I’m vaguely attractive but I really just look like this 90% of the time. Soz bbz. (Taken with Instagram)
foulmilk: we, as women, need to stop pretending we can change men. we have this mentality that we can transform a fuckboy into a gentlemen, and that’s just not how it works. once a fuckboy, always a fuckboy. don’t waste your time on a man who won’t
So True. I am honestly so much more content sitting in my room alone at night smiling to myself as I watch my favorite t.v. shows, than out in in uncomfortable situation that involves me pretending to be having the time of my life with boring people,
shmeiliarockie: I’m pretending the real ending to the Night at the Musueum trilogy is that Ahk comes back to the natural history museum in a few years, saying “It was nice to visit my parents for a while, but it was time I came home.” He brings
trouserweasel: I remember this one time in elementary school this guy flipped off this one girl during recess so the girl went up to this really scary teacher who was the recess monitor for that day and told her “I like your shirt” and then pretended
timey-wimey-drew: beggars-opera: beggars-opera: My friends idea of a good time is dressing up in colonial attire and pretending to beat each other up while similarly dressed colonial men jump around in the background waving fistfuls of cashI feel like
sometimes when i’m taking a shower i lean forward and let my hair dramatically fall in front of my face and pretend i just had some kind of heart shattering moment in the rain and other times i collect water in my mouth and spit it at things like
thebootydiaries: caitluffs: applethefruit: crrocs: how am i supposed to make creative funny text posts when nothing happens in my life at all you just use a story from sims and pretend it really happened to you one time i was swimming but the pool
underhuntressmoon:jemmasimmns:one difference between cats and dogs is that dogs do absolutely nothing to mask their clinginess while cats pretend it’s a coincidence they’re in the same room as you 97% of the time“The fact I am laying on your
mapleswonderland: knowmyvalue: berrym: I’m supposed to be studying but instead I made a pair of glasses for my cat and pretended he was studying 🙃 This is a much better use of your time tbh Bahaha!
speedoskier: tfootielover:skater6me: pretending nothing is going on ..maybe first time its been touched by a guy? makin me horny either way Makes me horny too. Are there really guys out there bold enough to grab someone like this? Love to meet
hallofnudes: I don’t understand what the point of shot like this is… If you to scared to show it then keep your pants on and stop pretending to be a freak. Save it for the real freaks that don’t mind sharing. Nobody got time for all these bullshit
innocent-april: First time naughty selfies, trying to get over my shyness. Thought if I showed some of myself it’d help me make more friends hehe. See, I’m not a fat old man pretending to be a horny young girl.
vi-en-tus-ojos-un-nuevo-universo: made-for-mayhem: numb-x-cold: time to pretend x Sangre:o
cheatinggirls: These are the shorts she wore when you took her to your friend’s house for a cookout. Every time you went inside she pretended to examne her legs for mosquito bites.
Meeting parents, time to pretend I don’t have 5 tattoo pieces and 4 piercings \m/
sametrue: it’s almost the time of year where straight boys pretend to not be cold in their shorts
jemmasimmns: one difference between cats and dogs is that dogs do absolutely nothing to mask their clinginess while cats pretend it’s a coincidence they’re in the same room as you 97% of the time
spectoir: i think its so funny when i go into a boys bathroom and see someone fixing their hair or looking at a zit, because 99% of the time they’ll immediately stop and pretend they were doing something else. like wtf bruh??? are you so influenced
