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basedpidgeot: actionables: I FUCKED IT UP BECAUSE IT’S ACTUALLY GUNS AS NIPPLES BUT OKAY IT TOOK TOO MUCH TIME TO GIVE UP NOW (x) WHY IS THERE A PHOTOSET OF 15 YEAR OLD ME PRETENDING THAT MY NIPPLES ARE GUNS I GIVE UP
thebootydiaries: caitluffs: applethefruit: crrocs: how am i supposed to make creative funny text posts when nothing happens in my life at all you just use a story from sims and pretend it really happened to you one time i was swimming but the pool
nodaybuttodaytodefygravity: unicornmunch: dauntlessoldier: 4th of July posts the last one killed me. … i can’t even . IT’S ALMOST THAT TIME AGAIN BITCHES AMERICA DAY BITCHES THE ONE DAY A YEAR WE PRETEND NOT TO HATE OUR COUNTRY
okaymad: i always pretend to be such a coldhearted bitch but in reality i cry about everything, all the time. literally, always crying.
etrogim:i like to pretend i’m a heartless apathetic b*tch but in reality i’m a baby who cares a fucking lot and emotionally invests myself in everything and is hurt 98.3% of the time
lezbilicious: The woman was pretending not to notice me, but I was acutely aware of her interest when I was crossing my legs and that her book she seemed so intent on was upside down. It would soon be time to make my move.
cheatingwivescantresist: The first time I kissed your wife’s neck, she pretended to stop me with her hands, but her face told me she couldn’t resist.
srafandseedpods: OH MY GOD one of our tigers did this (and it isn’t stuck on his head; one of the keepers went in to see if he needed help and he undid this and redid it on his own a few times) but oh my god hE’S PRETENDING TO BE A LION IM GONNA
moonlilith: srafandseedpods: OH MY GOD one of our tigers did this (and it isn’t stuck on his head; one of the keepers went in to see if he needed help and he undid this and redid it on his own a few times) but oh my god hE’S PRETENDING TO BE A LION
stiles2014: i hate it when my “friends” just dismiss something i’m really passionate about like “oh you’re talking about that again” like shut up don’t ruin this for me do you know how many times i’ve pretended to care or even genuinely
bananaboomshake: I bet that guy was pretending and kept watching all the time
good: It’s Shark Week! That time of year where television networks pretend sharks are the most dangerous animal out there. Here we compare how many people are killed by sharks per year versus the two deadliest animals for humans - mosquitos and other
kittenonherown: Let’s pretend it is my first time…
nerdy-fandom-girl: everythingisharrystyles: what if I pretend to be British for like the first 6 months at college only around my roommate and I wake her up every morning at like 6 am and say like “up up darling it’s time for your tea the birds
ellalouna: timetravelinchameleonlostinspace: #you KNOW he pretended to drop her like three times #and she probably screamed and flailed and clung on to his neck #and he was pleased.
caitluffs: applethefruit: crrocs: how am i supposed to make creative funny text posts when nothing happens in my life at all you just use a story from sims and pretend it really happened to you one time i was swimming but the pool ladders disappeared
underhuntressmoon: jemmasimmns: one difference between cats and dogs is that dogs do absolutely nothing to mask their clinginess while cats pretend it’s a coincidence they’re in the same room as you 97% of the time “The fact I am laying on
gl-am-ou-r: darecrowavis: I had to watch this like twelve times That guy stole their bag or something, so he turns the corner and changes his outfit and pulls out a basketball, then pretends to be a bystander to mislead the people chasing after him
barbielikesviolence: time to pretend
lifesentences: micdotcom: A white NAACP leader has been pretending to be black for her entire careerLocal NAACP president for the Spokane, Washington, chapter and Eastern Washington University part-time Africana Studies professor Rachel Dolezal has
dadsfamilyandfriends2: From my older blog: Dad knew that I knew that he wasn’t sleeping, but pretended he was anyway. It was always his signal for me to do whatever I wanted to do this time. Today I wanted to sit on his handsome face.
voyeurbulgedude: southerncrotch: Sun your buns Cum on stud, its time too rollover. Let me take care of your cock…..again. You just lay there and pretend you’re asleep. Again. I don’t mind at all.
fr4nike: maddwood: I’m tired I’m gay. I’m tired. I texted one of my best friends this morning and asked, “Did you hear about Orlando?” because the first time I ever went to a gay club and pretended like I was “out” was with him when we
aminaabramovic: I hate febreze commercials it encourages people to pretend things are clean by dousing it in febreze bitch if ya socks smell like ass throw them in the washer if ya house smells like rotten garbage maybe it’s time for you to take out
davidonyoutube: caitluffs: applethefruit: crrocs: how am i supposed to make creative funny text posts when nothing happens in my life at all you just use a story from sims and pretend it really happened to you one time i was swimming but the pool
yelyahwilliams: this time last year, on the cruise, pretending to be someone who wears bathing suits in public.
butchlvr: nudedaddy: Daddy taking a nap,,,, No he’s not. He’s waiting for you to try something. Okay, he might pretend to be taking a nap but he isn’t napping. He’s been aware for some time you have a very specific interest in him…he
heyheddur: I do things like this all of the time, omg. Is that weird? I do it to normal people tho. Normally I just pretend like I’m texting and tilt it up a little bit.
jemmasimmns: one difference between cats and dogs is that dogs do absolutely nothing to mask their clinginess while cats pretend it’s a coincidence they’re in the same room as you 97% of the time
harveyxspecter: Even though she broke your heart, I’d still put her in your top five.5. Stella. 4. Zoey. 3. The slutty pumpkin. 2. Marshall, that time you guys pretended to be a couple when Barney was trying to sell the apartment. 1. Victoria.Like
mosellegreen: cumaeansibyl: green-evening: Sometimes in daily life I like to pretend I’m a time traveler from late medieval Europe and I’m just fucking amazed at my luxurious life Let me tell you, 14th c me is REALLY impressed with modern me’s
confirmance: The hardest thing about realizing you don’t love me, is that you spent so much time pretending that you did.
ass-butt-fallen-angel: stiles2014: i hate it when my “friends” just dismiss something i’m really passionate about like “oh you’re talking about that again” like shut up don’t ruin this for me do you know how many times i’ve pretended
jacquemousse: hi hello do y'all remember the time u pretended to not see my selfie because i do
thesolitaryfaery: jacquemousse: jacquemousse: hi hello do y'all remember the time u pretended to not see my selfie because i do HEY NOW WHO SUMMONED THIS ANGEL KIM I LOVE YOUUU!!!!
istanfornina: @natvanlis: ”Pretending you have to wear glasses all the time when you actually only need reading glasses. #BadPageantTalents”
It disgusts me so much how having a mental illness, or better yet, pretending to have a mental illness is becoming a growing trend on this website and everywhere else. Having social anxiety isn’t being afraid to to talk to a cute guy this one time.
catnus: I am honestly so much more content sitting in my room alone at night smiling to myself as I watch my favorite t.v. shows, than out in in uncomfortable situation that involves me pretending to be having the time of my life with boring people,
puke-prince: I just want someone to show me they care and talk to me when I’m sad but at the same time I want to shut everyone out and pretend my emotions don’t exist. sigh same.
It is unfortunate that I cannot express most of my feelings on here anymore, because of certain people being able to view it. Most of the time now I just pretend I do not have feelings so I do not have to feel anything anything anymore. I either feel
pirateswaan: AU: After their “Back in Time” adventure Emma finds herself in Henry’s Storybook together with a dashing pirate by her side “I enjoyed it, even though we had other things in mind..” “Then close your eyes and pretend
paprika:someone: remember when…my forgetful ass: probably not
iamthan: Lmfao I tried on tank tops for the first time like ever today and pretended to be straight omg
gifame: “Remember that time you pretended to throw the ball but then didn’t? Who’s laughing now?” This had me dying lol
imadirtyslut:When you pretend you’re asleep the whole time your lil bro is grinding his big hard cock between your ass and then you feel his huge load all over your ass and back and you can’t help but moan
atoocsxatoob: phoeni-xx: when you know shes looking at you, but you pretend like you dont notice.. All thee time
