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babyyoureacriminal:chosenprat: I punched a guy bc he was making rape jokes and one of the things he said was “what’s the difference between yes and no? Nothing” so I asked him if he’d care if I punched him in the face and he said yes but I did
badbarbie71-deactivated20220907:If you have to ask…she ain’t the one…I said what I said.😏🤷♀️
juanleona: My cousin talked me into being the male entertainment at my sisters bachelorete party. She said I’d get more pussy than I’d had in the last three years. Asked if that included hers, she blushed and said Oh God Yes. When I arrived at
momsonsis: My mom ask me if the design of her new panty is beautiful ‘ i said that only the design but also the owner ‘ and my mom grab me ‘ she said . lets try this son and we ended here
mlmofficial: did-you-kno: In 1988, the late Israel Kamakawiwo'ole called a sound studio at 3am, said he had an idea, and asked if he could come record. He was so polite, the studio owner said yes even though it was late. He showed up 15 minutes
bob-belcher: I got an email from a guy who said that he was really depressed and was about to hurt himself when a friend called and asked him to go dancing. He said no, he didn’t want to go out. And then after he hung up the phone, he remembered that
gamzeemakara: acataphasia: one time in grade two i had a substitute teacher and she said we had to cut out shapes on paper and i decided to do a star on pink paper and she yelled at me and said that a star wasnt a real shape and asked why i didnt know
bucklesup: my health teacher asked for different ways to prevent pregnancy and i said “do it in the butt” and i got extra credit because no one has ever said that before
percypan: THIS GUY JUST ASKED ME WHAT MY NAME WAS AND I DIDNT UNDERSTAND WHAT HE SAID SO I SAID 4:45
dominicsplace: She nervously said, “Someone might..(whimper)..see us…” Her hips, Pushed forward grinding into my hand. I said, “Do you know what would be worse?” My fingers, Slipped slowly inside. She asked raggedly breathless, “Mmmmm…Whaaat?”
mynightwing: Right after cheer tryouts, coach said that he would have to see me later. I was more than worried, asking what I did wrong. He dropped his pants and said nothing, but let me know that I made the team as he shot his load down my throat.
steadymobbing: steadymobbing: i asked my mom how she met my dad and she said at a college basketball game this guy got distracted and got hit by the ball and got a huge bloody nose and he came up to her after the game and said “i was distracted by
t-amaki: “I asked Nine what he was always listening to. He said it was music from a cold land… from Iceland. And then… He said that in Icelandic, V-O-N means… hope.”
sassy-bullshit: tumnerd: My son saved 120$ in a year, here’s what he decided to do with it: Saturday morning, my son walked into my room and said he wanted to use his money to help the homeless. I asked him what he had in mind, and he said he wanted
mongrelove: “A lot of people just look and see skin color. I’ve actually had people ask me was I Black or was I White first. A White gentleman came up to me and said ‘I thought you might be White, but then I saw your lips.’ One girl said
dashingthroughitall: tumnerd: My son saved 120$ in a year, here’s what he decided to do with it: Saturday morning, my son walked into my room and said he wanted to use his money to help the homeless. I asked him what he had in mind, and he said
deepthroatdemon: my mom heard the beginning of same love by macklemore and she looked at me and said “when you were 4 you sat in your room and cried for hours and when i asked you what was wrong you said “mom i think i’m black”
mydogsnokes: hedgehowg: mydogsnokes: why put cookie dough in the oven when you can put it in your mouth I don’t know why don’t you ask the bread baking in my vagina. i’m sorry for whatever i said that caused you to say what you just said
saddeus:The most horrifying moment in high school was when the boy I liked asked me if I was seeing anyone and I said, “no, why?” And he said, “Idk I just really think it would help if u saw like a therapist or something like that” I’m actually
edcapitola: Kris is straight but he’s thought about doing something with a guy. When asked what, he said oral. Giving or taking? He gave a sly smiled and said both. Follow me at http://edcapitola.tumblr.com
mookieedapornstar: She Said My Dick Look Good Then She Ask Her Did She Want Sum N She Said Hell Yea #Mookieedapornstar #2freaks 👅💦🍆🎥🎬✊🏾
fetishexpo: My daughter was feeling insecure about her weight today. She said the boys wont ask her out because she’s fat and all the cute boys are only interested in the smaller, skinnier, prettier girls. She said she’s afraid she may never have
did-you-kno: In 1988, the late Israel Kamakawiwo'ole called a sound studio at 3am, said he had an idea, and asked if he could come record. He was so polite, the studio owner said yes even though it was late. He showed up 15 minutes later, sang
bismuth: shyvaporwave: jjayes0: ok, Rebecca Sugar was here in Brazil today, at Comic Con Experience 2018, and she said somethings that I wanna share 1- she said that it’s confirmed that a diamond fusion will happen 2- Someone asked her “what
mycupofshe: snapbacks-and-paradise: doyouthinkaboutme: So Rebecca asked me to be her girlfriend… I said no JK I said yes ofc Video coming sooooon😍💘😊 Rebekah & Rebecca hehehe I’m so happyyyyyyyy cl0udiaa this is adorable OH MY GOD
islanddpapi: your-bully-kyle: Sorry to bug you at work, but your wife really wants it. You don’t mind do you? It’s only polite to ask first 😏. I never said I cared what you said sheesh
saddeus: The most horrifying moment in high school was when the boy I liked asked me if I was seeing anyone and I said, “no, why?” And he said, “Idk I just really think it would help if u saw like a therapist or something like that”
marvelobsessions: At the dinner table, my sister asked all of us what color we thought her boyfriend’s shirt looked like. After we all said gray, she turned to him and said “now tell them what color you think it is” and he just quietly replied
ojgassman: My wife so wanted this hot co worker to fuck her…..She finally asked me if it was OK…..I said yes….if I can watch you…..She said, ‘That’s the only way I’d do it, honey…..’Perfect!
ceresx: my therapist asked me what makes me happy and I said performing exorcisms and she just looked at me and said ‘and that’s why you’re in therapy’
sunmoonandstarz:So, I met these hot younger girls on the dance floor at a party. They said they have a cam show and asked me if I’d ever been with a girl before. When I said no they told me I should come and let them go down on me together because they
mellobreezy: Mood High as fawk feeling great nigga asked wat shit im on i said find out he said he with it ✊🏽#exhibitionism #atlantahotboi #latenightafterhours @blupaige33 @saggerboxxx
sunmoonandstarz: So, I met these hot younger girls on the dance floor at a party. They said they have a cam show and asked me if I’d ever been with a girl before. When I said no they told me I should come and let them go down on me together because
casualcheating: My girlfriend said she needed my credit card to go pick up a new Halloween costume. I asked her what happened to the matching cat costumes her and her best friend were going to wear, but she said her best friend’s boyfriend ended up
bambigoodwin: lettersto-savemyself: “Today in class the teacher asked the question, ‘Is it better to have loved and lost, or to never have loved at all?’ I said, ‘to have loved and lost’ and you said, ‘to have never loved at all.’
liamdunburs:kids have no concept of anything. i walked into my kindergarten class and one kid asked me what my name was. when i said miss jones, he said “i like that name. did you know i’m in love with you”
obsessively-blogging:My parents have been married for 19 years and together for 20 and I asked them what they were doing for valentines and they both looked so disgusted and said it was commercial and they hated it and then my dad said to me that every
