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pokephiliaporn: randomhentaipostpictures said:Could i see some female pikachu pleaseI won’t ask you about the “could you? I’m not sure if you could†thing just because you said please, so your welcome and I hope you enjoy =D
pokesexphilia: like-archive-2 said:Hey I know you’ve probably gotten this ask a lot, but could you do female lucario or gardevoirseptorex101 said:Could I request some gardevoir plz? Bonus points for lactation.A lot? Not as many as right now =P I hope
dougtfs: “You sure about this?” I asked my naked boyfriend. He crouched on the bed in front of me with an eager look on his face. “Yeah, I do,” he said. “Okay,” I told him. I pressed a finger to his forehead. “Ultimate bottom,” I said.
dougtfs: “Did you eat my cereal?” I asked my roommate. “No way, man,” he said, casually walking out of the kitchen. But I could see the dirty bowl in the sink. “That’s good,” I said. “There was a pig-spell on that box.” “There was
dougtfs: Greg dared me to hypnotize him. He was asking for it. “What do I get if I can do it?” I said. “You get a new pet dog!” he laughed. “What do I get if you can’t?” “Then I’ll be YOUR pet dog,” I said, confident I’d be able
Thanks guys! A guy once gave me a little card that said “Thanks for letting me fuck your ass”. He handed it to me right after we had fucked. It was our second date. I asked him how he’d known to make the crd ahead of time and he said
“Put your head on the table.” said Sir. “Yes Sir.” I said. “May I ask why you like to see me in this position so often Sir?” “This way your ass, cunt, mouth and tits are all at the same height: My cock height.&rdq
Sandra is a good wife and a great mother. When her six-year old son said all he wanted for his birthday was the new Captain Crunch video game, she asked her husband to pick one up. But when hubby came home and said he couldn’t find one anywhere,
dothistomygf: My buddy said he’d interview my girlfriend for the position much after resisting, he asked if i was totally sure i wanted her to be his assistant. After i insisted he said fine, but she’d be working a lot and would have a lot of confidenti
littlesisterwish: It started off innocently as my brother complaining that his girlfriend wouldn’t let him bareback her. When I told him it was my favorite he said “Do you let guys creampie you?” I said yes. Then he asked if I was on birth control
“Did Ashley kiss you when she got home last night?”“Yeah,” I said before adding, “why?”Mike was clearly getting at something.“Good girl,” Mike said.“Why?” I asked again.“Because it shows
You had a sinking feeling when your wife said, “I’m going to tell my boss that you bought me this lingerie set and that you asked me to wear it for him.” But even worse was his phone call the next day, when he thanked you, when he said
idratherbevulcan: So today on the bus there was this little boy, he was talking to his mom about how he had a crush on someone in his class. His mom asked him “Oh, what’s her name, honey” and he said “no”. All she said was “Oh, is it a boy
chrysalis-army: i did a little quick thank you to everyone who said happy birthday to me yesterday! I know i missed a lot and i am sorry ;A; DONT HATE ME ;A; adurot askbadbloom askchangeling ask-dynamosparks askgargle ask-helix ask-king-sombra asklightki
transeroticart: ask-tgwonder said:*Magic* / (o3o) /http://transeroticart.tumblr.com said:OK…. OK…. Yes, we always say we don’t post GIF’s on our blog but sometimes the exceptions prove the rule… blah blah…This very nice selection
hirxeth: “I don’t understand,” she said, “I’ve already given you six of my arms, and now you want one more?”The shark looked at her with a friendly smile and said, “I don’t want one. This time I want them all.”“But why?” Nina asked. And
xxxfamilyfun: Mom asked my Uncle Rob to stop by the house to help me with some painting that she needed done quickly. “Mom,” I said, “don’t get mad if me and Uncle Rob don’t finish today.”“Honey,” said Mom, “it’s just
bedroomdaydreams:I accidentally walked in on my younger sister one day while she was changing. She was completely naked and I tried to walk out but before I could, she asked me if I liked what I was looking at and I said yes. She said “good because
tumnerd: My son saved 120$ in a year, here’s what he decided to do with it: Saturday morning, my son walked into my room and said he wanted to use his money to help the homeless. I asked him what he had in mind, and he said he wanted to make them
casualcheating: I noticed some stains on my couch and asked my girlfriend about it; she said that one of my friends came over while I was working late and spilled something while they were chatting. She said she meant to clean it up, but their conversati
HOLY FUCK. so I was walking around in the neighborhood and this little kid was riding his bike and he fell and I walked over to the crying child and asked if he was hurt and he said yes and cried louder and I said let me see and he showed me his elbow
momsseductiveways: milf-wife-mature-hairy: It was crazy ..but I went on vacation with my son and we started fucking..all because he asked me if I would ever fuck in a public place. I said i have had fantasies ..so he said let’s do it I’m the one
omgfamilyaffair: while he was fucking my ass,he asked if i wanted to taste it on his cock, i said no! he said i didn’t really have a choice, so my brother just pulled out and fucked my mouth,it tasted awesome and so did the load of cum he gave me
cuckman3: this is our very horny younger next door neighbour, who can’t believe that I have asked him to screw my wife whilst I watch. As he climbed between my wife’s legs he said but I don’t have any condoms” “you won’t need any” she said
erospainter: “[Saint Anthony] said, in his solitude, he sometimes encountered devils who looked like angels, and other times he found angels who looked like devils. When asked how he could tell the difference, the saint said that you can only tell
manwh0re: -alltimeblow: forevermeanstonight: “I met All Time Low and asked Alex for a hug.And he said no.He looked at me with dead seriousness in his eyes and said no and started walking in the opposite direction. I, thinking he was completely serious
When I opened the door and saw my daughter-in-law I was mad. I know I shouldn’t have been - after all I was the one who had jokingly said “A blowjob” when she asked what I wanted for my birthday. I probably wouldn’t have said it
pokesexphilia: thefriskydino said:Can I ask for some gifs pweease <3 :DYou can obviously ask them, but why ask them when I already posted 40 pictures of this request? Totally don’t click on these numbers to find links to the parts of the montage
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necromancer: whorls: necromancer: makalockheart: “If you want something said, ask a man; If you want something done, ask a woman.” - Margaret Thatcher (insp) If want done a you something ask woman i think a margaret thatcher quote over anime
priestessamy: linoondles: harpyholidays: harpyholidays: i was babysitting a little boy and girl once and the boy asked me if i had a boyfriend and i said “no!! but i have a girlfriend!” and he said “like a friend thats a girl?” and i said
andyswarhol: I interviewed some deaf actors and I asked them who their favorite actor was, and they said Marlon Brando. And I said, “Why?” and they said, “Because even though we can’t hear what he’s saying, we know exactly what he means.”
thenerdsaurus: “My friend called me a couple of days ago and asked me. He said, Muhammad wants you to — and I said “Yes.” I didn’t even let him finish. He could have said “mow the lawn,” and I would have been down with it. Muhammad’s
sarahsizzites: snowpetrel: i was babysitting a little boy and girl once and the boy asked me if i had a boyfriend and i said “no!! but i have a girlfriend!” and he said “like a friend thats a girl?” and i said “no like a boyfriend but they’re
snowpetrel: i was babysitting a little boy and girl once and the boy asked me if i had a boyfriend and i said “no!! but i have a girlfriend!” and he said “like a friend thats a girl?” and i said “no like a boyfriend but they’re a girl instead
Sabrina glanced over at Mr. Crude and asked, “Do you mind if I take off this bra, old man?”He looked at her, chuckled and answered, “Do you really have to ask that, young lady?”She giggled and then said, “Then I guess I don’t have to ask
Mr. Crude got a phone call from Sabrina asking him to pick her up at the Pink Taco.“Just you? Or are you with Bella and Emma again?” he asked.Sabrina laughed and said, “How did you know? And why did you ask?”“Lucky guess, and now that I know,
“I’ve had a rough day, babe. Mind if we go to bed now?” asked Niece.“I suppose this means you don’t want to play cowgirl, huh?” asked Mr. Crude.“Why do you ask that? I just said I wanted to go to bed early. I
A year ago.. You are too young, they said. Stay in the Czech Republic, they said. Buy a car that is practical, they said. “Why do you wear high heels, when you’re so tall?”, they asked… Listen to your own heart! It’s your
The tension in her eyes, when I saw this young girl I said to myself ”I must take photos of these kids” I approached them and asked for permission, but the moment she saw me with the camera she said NO! I said I would pay you 2 dollars, her elder
kristendixon79: kristen: Your wife asked you to take some nudes of her. You asked what she needed them for, and she told you to send to a guy she is talking to on line. You asked if she was going to fuck him and all she said was that you’ll be the
linoondles: harpyholidays: harpyholidays: i was babysitting a little boy and girl once and the boy asked me if i had a boyfriend and i said “no!! but i have a girlfriend!” and he said “like a friend thats a girl?” and i said “no like a boyfriend
kamer-plantje: the art teacher asked a boy in my class “but what is the meaning behind the red?” and he said “no there is no meaning i just like red” and she said “but is it like.. a red haze?” and he said “no it’s just red” I was
falling-deeperinlove: snowpetrel: i was babysitting a little boy and girl once and the boy asked me if i had a boyfriend and i said “no!! but i have a girlfriend!” and he said “like a friend thats a girl?” and i said “no like a boyfriend
rivai-lution: My ten year old tutoring student asked me if I was a boy or a girl today. I told him “Neither” and he said, “What are you then?” I said, “What is someone if they aren’t a boy or a girl?” and he said, “I dunno. Probably immortal.”
dilfosaur: dilfosaur: wibblywobblycas said: BUTTS Anonymous asked you: got any drawings of butts? Anonymous asked you: Could you draw the Avengers having a car wash and/or bake sale to raise funds for new gear/outfits? mutatedmusings asked you: ok if
equalistmako: equalistmako: when I asked for a guest’s name so I could check him in he said “Mako” and I was absolutely positive I’d misheard him so I asked him to spell it and he just called down to ask for the wifi password and I got to
i was babysitting a little boy and girl once and the boy asked me if i had a boyfriend and i said “no!! but i have a girlfriend!” and he said “like a friend thats a girl?” and i said “no like a boyfriend but they’re a girl instead of a boy!
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