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myeroticbunny: Not long after I watched my wife orgasm I heard him do the same, but even a minute later no sperm leaked out at all. I asked if he had and he said yes. “Can’t you see his cum running out of me?” my wife asked.“No,” I said. “His
cjshark: Today my sister watched me put on my binder before I went to school. She asked me if it hurt. I said sometimes, and showed her some of my bruises from it. She asked me why I do it, I said because it makes me feel human. She said, “At least
anekie: givemeajobplease: This was a man, dressed as a plant, making pigeon noises at people walking by. I said hello, asked if it was okay to take his picture, and then asked why he was dressed as a plant. He said, “I’m just working through some
wuzidan: ossans: aivii: vestien: milkmanner: ichibrose: camaryllis: poiv: piapb: Send me an ask and I will draw these on the weekend OR MAYBE NEVER….. cry What Pia said What poiv said What lingk said What is this what everybody said
onehornywoman: When I called my sister she said she just had a second. I asked her what was so important. When she said she had her son’s hard cock in her hand I just about dropped the phone. Then I regained my composure and politely asked if I could
Would you rather wet the bed in… Tshirt in underwear? Or on feetie pjs?? Sorry if this is a bad question I never asked before lol Also sorry it said I couldn’t send you asks it said I couldn’t on your profile DX omourx
acutelesbian: A five year old at the gas station said he liked my “bat woman” tattoo excitedly. His father condescendingly asked how many I had. I told him I had 11. He scoffed and asked how waiting tables all my life sounded and I said, “it’s
corythec:Lol so story time, I asked my girlfriend who I should draw and she said, without missing a beat she said “you should draw pit!” But before I could ask anything else her eyes widened and she said “GENDERBENT PIT.” Lol so that is where
jhardcastle82: The cop pulled me over on my bike for speeding. After he put me in handcuffs he asked me if I wanted to spend the night in jail. Of course, I said no. He said good, that was all he needed to hear. Before I could ask him what he meant
chakrabot: anekie: givemeajobplease: This was a man, dressed as a plant, making pigeon noises at people walking by. I said hello, asked if it was okay to take his picture, and then asked why he was dressed as a plant. He said, “I’m just working
templeofcum: FREE PASSUnder Status, his profile said, “Neg For Neg Only.”Your Profile just as clearly said, “Ask Me.” But he didn’t ask.And you’re not gonna tell.You’re just gonna POZ His Cunt and leave.By not asking, he’s asking for
starxapple: a little girl in the grocery store just asked me if i was a princess because my dress was pretty and i said everyone’s a princess and she pointed to her dad and asked if he was a princess too and her dad said yep its true im a princess
unclefather: If you ever want to know how bad something is, ask a kid. They’re weirdly honest. I just asked a 6 year old to smell an old blanket and tell me what it smells like and he said “can I say a cuss?” And I told him to go ahead and he said
longwood-u: I just turned 16 and I asked my big brother if I could borrow his car to go visit my boyfriend. At first he said ‘No’ then I told him I’d owe him and asked ‘pretty please.’ He finally agreed but said on one condition. I happily
bblhad:My wife’s best friend sent me this asking my opinion on it, before there was monthly girl’s night. She said she was trying to impress a guy she’s been trying to fuck for a couple years now. I asked her what was under it, she said
notvoid:This dude that works at my local taco bell says “tacotastic” and when i asked for a chalupa he said “beef steak or chicken which are you pickin”I asked for as many fire sauces he could give me and he said “sure i
My little sister said she loved the episode, I asked what her favorite part was she said “when Greg was telling the story of how he met Rose”, so the whole episode. I asked if she could be more specific and she said she couldn’t because
givemeajobplease: This was a man, dressed as a plant, making pigeon noises at people walking by. I said hello, asked if it was okay to take his picture, and then asked why he was dressed as a plant. He said, “I’m just working through some stuff.
ndrdm: “I asked him "What’s your name?”He said “Leo“ and I asked "and what’s your last name?" He said “Messi” and I didn’t know him. I asked him again for his last name to see if it sounded familiar. He
queenevea: becuzbacon: yo-adeta: I asked my mom if we could get some McDonalds, she said we got food at homeI said bitch whereshe said in the fridgeI said: bitch where A masterpiece I’m done lmfao
s-indria: “Umm, I…that time, I asked…I asked Nine what he was always listening to. And he said it was music from a cold land…from Iceland. And then…he said that in Icelandic, V-O-N means ‘hope.’”
letthemountainsmoveyou: liamdunburs:kids have no concept of anything. i walked into my kindergarten class and one kid asked me what my name was. when i said miss jones, he said “i like that name. did you know i’m in love with you” i asked my four
aintthatakick: -Two fellas, they came in here. They asked, if anybody asked questions about Lee Kawolsky, what do I know? I looked at their faces. You know what I said? I said, “I don’t know anything”. They said to keep that in mind and they’d
jakespot: “Hey, where’s Jenna?” I asked. “The fuck if I know,” her boyfriend said as he said on the couch.“We got some time?” I asked. “Yeah,” He replied not even looking up from his game.He spread his legs and put one of his feet
valramorghulis: When I was a kid I asked my grandpa once if he ever killed any Germans in the war. He wouldn’t answer. He said that was grown-up stuff, so I asked if the Germans ever tried to kill him. But he got real quiet. He said he was dead the
unclefather:If you ever want to know how bad something is, ask a kid. They’re weirdly honest. I just asked a 6 year old to smell an old blanket and tell me what it smells like and he said “can I say a cuss?” And I told him to go ahead and he said
possiblypensive: sO ON VALENTINES DAY MY TEACHER WAS ASKING THESE KIDS IF THEY ARE IN LOVE AND SHE CALLED ON THIS ASIAN GUY NAMED YANG AND SHE ASKED “ARE YOU IN LOVE???” AND HE SAID NO AND THIS RANDOM KID SAID “DON’T WORRY YANG ONE DAY YOU’LL
I asked my friend hsar what he’s getting me for Christmas i said “whatever nice thing you see in PINK” and he said “okay” then I asked him “am I work 40-60 bucks?” He said “yeh you’re worth millions. But first I have to buy my gf something”
ask-an-mra-anything: exeggcute: satire is “I’m going to take this concept to an extreme or absurd level in order to demonstrate how bizarre/nonsensical/illogical it is” and not “I said something bigoted but just kidding I didn’t really mean
ask-an-mra-anything: Comedy that pokes fun at parties in power, of power structures, of institutions, is satire. Comedy that pokes fun at marginalized groups and maintains said power structures and institutions is known as propaganda.
ask-devnul:meivix: i cant believe obama’s a weaboo the day the president of the united states said “anime” in a speech
ask-fnaf-goldie-and-bonbon: ronnieraccoon: Nintendo and their “Dark version” tropes, lol I’m ashamed in myself that it took me so long to get until i said it out loud
ask-the-multishipper: becauseimwolfit: catbountry: thefrogman: Usually when people do that “you’re special” crap I tend to roll my eyes. But when Mister Rogers said it… That’s because Mister Rogers meant it. Mister Rogers genuinely cared
ask-arctic-fox: My friend said she is scary. So, here’s a bit of scary Luna. This was supposed to be a sketch. Honestly!Luna, what are you doing with me. Now you have able to get my work in resolution more than 3000х2000 pixels only for 1$, and
ask-a-yandere: actuallykylekallgren: davidsexchuleta: drtanner: queenoftheimpala: When they said it might sing, this wasn’t exactly what I had in mind. I think my dinner is possessed. THAT IS NOT A “HUMMING NOISE” upwardsfreefall
ask-pocketlaw-reblogs: froginakettle: bossymarmalade: wholesome90stv: X-Files Season 6 behind the scenes they make the best aliens because little girls are fucking bizarre, nobody else can match that energy In an interview he said that the boys always
ask-cloud-skipper: catlips001: catlips001: 5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and Mamma called the doctor and the doctor said you might be entitled to financial compensation if he or a loved one dies
ask-jean: ((I never said anything about marco’s death which leaves the option of his location available to you))
asked for the oop, went and got that ish, then said “uuuughhhhh” King Shit
asian:I asked April out last night but I got nervous and I said “will you be my boyfriend” and she said what so I thought I would ditch the topic and so I asked her “is there a pimple on my forehead” And she said yes and then I said so will you
ask-the-eternal-flame: On Friday 13th, 2015 at 10:06 I proposed to my beautiful sapphire. She said yes and my heart melted. I know this isn’t directly blog related but I’d like to share this.
ask-tytan said: *Being the little devil on your shoulder* Why stop there? Why not more Goodra related fetishes? Futa for example. Or expansion. Maybe genderswap (not sure how that’d work, but why not?). Maybe the goo has magic effects? *Evil cackles*
ask-wbm said: Isn’t it a risky idea to pierce something as sensitive as ones clit. All those nerve endings. Yickes. Yeah, it is. You risk damaging those nerve endings and suffering partial sensitivity or even all sensitivity.
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ask-the-two-earls: Castle Lemongrab isn’t on the map! THIS IS…..! Mod: Oh that Lemongrab. Funfact: This is the first time he’s said that on the blog. Amazing really. Joking aside, this is an awesome map! (Hope you guys like my Halloween
