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possiblypensive: sO ON VALENTINES DAY MY TEACHER WAS ASKING THESE KIDS IF THEY ARE IN LOVE AND SHE CALLED ON THIS ASIAN GUY NAMED YANG AND SHE ASKED “ARE YOU IN LOVE???” AND HE SAID NO AND THIS RANDOM KID SAID “DON’T WORRY YANG ONE DAY YOU’LL
starxapple: a little girl in the grocery store just asked me if i was a princess because my dress was pretty and i said everyone’s a princess and she pointed to her dad and asked if he was a princess too and her dad said yep its true im a princess
thepyemancometh: My Aunt asked me and my best friend to do some work around her place, and so we got there and said okay what is you need us to do … she said quite matter of factly … fuck the shit out me - I am horny … she didn’t ask twice and
becuzbacon: yo-adeta: I asked my mom if we could get some McDonalds, she said we got food at homeI said bitch whereshe said in the fridgeI said: bitch where A masterpiece
acutelesbian: A five year old at the gas station said he liked my “bat woman” tattoo excitedly. His father condescendingly asked how many I had. I told him I had 11. He scoffed and asked how waiting tables all my life sounded and I said, “it’s
acutelesbian:A five year old at the gas station said he liked my “bat woman” tattoo excitedly. His father condescendingly asked how many I had. I told him I had 11. He scoffed and asked how waiting tables all my life sounded and I said, “it’s
imherethephantom: starxapple: a little girl in the grocery store just asked me if i was a princess because my dress was pretty and i said everyone’s a princess and she pointed to her dad and asked if he was a princess too and her dad said yep its
jhardcastle82: The cop pulled me over on my bike for speeding. After he put me in handcuffs he asked me if I wanted to spend the night in jail. Of course, I said no. He said good, that was all he needed to hear. Before I could ask him what he meant
“Hang on a moment!” said Ron sharply. “We’ve forgotten someone!” “Who?” asked Hermione.“The house-elves, they’ll all be down in the kitchen, won’t they?”“You mean we ought to get them fighting?” asked Harry.“No,” said Ron
anekie: givemeajobplease: This was a man, dressed as a plant, making pigeon noises at people walking by. I said hello, asked if it was okay to take his picture, and then asked why he was dressed as a plant. He said, “I’m just working through some
insipid-chives:notvoid:This dude that works at my local taco bell says “tacotastic” and when i asked for a chalupa he said “beef steak or chicken which are you pickin”I asked for as many fire sauces he could give me and he said
menarebetter: The company said the cable man would show up sometime between 8:00 am and 5:30 pm. So my folks asked me if I could stay at home to let him in while they were at work. I said, “Sure.” When they got home, my dad asked, “Did the cable
letthemountainsmoveyou: liamdunburs:kids have no concept of anything. i walked into my kindergarten class and one kid asked me what my name was. when i said miss jones, he said “i like that name. did you know i’m in love with you” i asked my four
djbobby67: “You said you wanted to do some role play with your special project, Janet. What kind?” asked Mr. Crude.Janet cast her eyes away from him as she said, “Rape play.”“Pardon me?” he asked.“You know… throw me down on the bed
Standing in the center of the living room, Emma asked Sabrina if it’d be okay with her if she asked Mr. Crude to join them in a four-way. “Hey! That sounds fun!” said Neesy. “How ‘bout it, Sabs?”Sabrina thought a moment and then said, “I
adultstars-sfw: Lucia Maria Lucia sat in the chair, looked up at Mr. Crude and asked, “Are you still planning to do what I asked?”“I said I’d let you give me a hand job, didn’t I? And I also said I’d shoot my cum
catsforlivvy: i-dont-care-what-u-say: adirectiongirl: sensitizes: we all have that friend who has to ask her mother to breathe i asked my mom if it was ok to reblog this and she said yes My mom said no, but I do it anyway *gasps of horror*
nice-wig-janis: My brother got asked where his homework was by his teacher, he said it was at home she asked why and he said because its called homework it belongs at home btw he is 9
catmom1967:Just left Walmart where a lady asked me what kind of dog i had. I said a GSD service dog. Very rudely she yells what type of service? I said he is a BLD. What’s a BLD? She asked as she has her face in my dog’s face allowing him
givemeajobplease: This was a man, dressed as a plant, making pigeon noises at people walking by. I said hello, asked if it was okay to take his picture, and then asked why he was dressed as a plant. He said, “I’m just working through some stuff.
followsmokey: When her friend had asked her if she wanted to borrow her set of relaxation files to listen to, she’d immediately said yes. When her friend had asked her if she wanted to borrow her set of deep trance files, she’d automatically said
onehornywoman: When I called my sister she said she just had a second. I asked her what was so important. When she said she had her son’s hard cock in her hand I just about dropped the phone. Then I regained my composure and politely asked if I could
starxapple: a little girl in the grocery store just asked me if I was a princess because my dress was pretty and I said everyone’s a princess and she pointed to her dad and asked if he was a princess too and her dad said yep its true I’m a princess
unclefather: If you ever want to know how bad something is, ask a kid. They’re weirdly honest. I just asked a 6 year old to smell an old blanket and tell me what it smells like and he said “can I say a cuss?” And I told him to go ahead and he said
