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dougtfs: Cody caught me staring at his dick in the gym locker room. “You like it?” he said, hefting up his junk. “Yeah,” I said, still staring. “You wanna be it?” he asked. “What?” I said, and then I felt a pulling and a shrinking tightness
“You were staring at another man’s cock when Dave knocked,” Mike said, “but you hadn’t sucked it. Not yet.”“Right,” she said, “and Tamara said, ‘Oh just ignore it,’ and then we heard Dave’s voice asking if anyone was inside.”“How
lonesomemother1:My son said, “Mom, I have figured out the difference between you and the other girls I have had sex with.” When I asked him what that difference was he said, “You love me for who I am mom.” I smiled up at my sweet son and said,
bellamygrifffins: “How come she married him?” Harry asked miserably. “She hated him!”“Nah, she didn’t,” said Sirius.“She started going out with him in seventh year,” said Lupin.“Once James had deflated his head a bit,” said Sirius.
The twins, John and Joan, were both home for Thanksgiving. Mom asked them what they were thankful for this year and they both replied “You!”. “Jinx” she said, and they both knew they had to do everything she said until she said their full names;
lonesomemother1:After watching 50 shades of grey with my son I asked him if he liked the movie. He said he did and then said, “I want you to be like her mom.” When I said we could talk about it when we got him he didn’t say a word, he just took
profeminist: “My teenage nephew told me he asked a girl out and she turned him down. I said, “You know what to do now, right?” He said, “I know I know keep trying” and I said “NO. LEAVE HER ALONE. She gave you an answer.” He was shocked.
shiningmedusa: more from the u-kiss show: soohyun said korean kissmes are like their family, but american kissmes are all their wives kevin asked, “how many babies do you want?” to soohyun after he said that soohyun said, “there are 2,000 people
pir8grl: doodleloser: dredsina: I have no concept of the pain scale, like…I just realized that last week I said I was in especially awful hip pain and when my pt asked to rate it I said “3”. And then this week I said I felt a lot better than
rivai-lution: My ten year old tutoring student asked me if I was a boy or a girl today. I told him “Neither” and he said, “What are you then?” I said, “What is someone if they aren’t a boy or a girl?” and he said, “I dunno. Probably immortal.”
samoanpolybrah: dattfacetho:My barber asked if its nasty to love eating booty and pussy. I said i would melt if a face like yours was in my pussy. He said damn that sounded so real. I said only actions are real Io teti
sarahsizzites: snowpetrel: i was babysitting a little boy and girl once and the boy asked me if i had a boyfriend and i said “no!! but i have a girlfriend!” and he said “like a friend thats a girl?” and i said “no like a boyfriend but they’re
linoondles: harpyholidays: harpyholidays: i was babysitting a little boy and girl once and the boy asked me if i had a boyfriend and i said “no!! but i have a girlfriend!” and he said “like a friend thats a girl?” and i said “no like a boyfriend
dr4xx0r: @sonicmist said: here I brought you some flowers because your so beautiful and pretty @lloxie said: *ties a shiny bell on your mane*owo @ask-orangemist-and-quickdraw said: Orange: wings….*sneaks up behind you and boops your wings* boop…
imasleepwalker: fangedpieho: miakosamuio: - fuckyeahgleesecrets Heather Morris said “I asked Ryan about that, and he said there was no way. He said that since we’re a prime-time television show, he didn’t want to do that.” D:< Yes since
doodleloser: dredsina: I have no concept of the pain scale, like…I just realized that last week I said I was in especially awful hip pain and when my pt asked to rate it I said “3”. And then this week I said I felt a lot better than last week
someone asked if we’d be seeing Rainbow Quartz, or a version of them, again, and Rebecca started to answer (saying something like it being different) and then said “Wait, for get I said that” and then just said “good question”
someone asked which of the Off Colors the crew relate to, Rebecca said Rhodonite “the neurotic one”, Zach said Padparadscha, and Deedee said “which is the delayed reaction one?” so Padparadscha as well
cristinaricci:THE X-FILES | War of the Coprophages (03.12) It appears that cockroaches are mortally attacking people. I’m not going to ask you if you just said what I think you just said because I know it’s what you just said.
“My teacher asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I said happy. She said I didn’t understand the ? I said she didnt understand life.” Mac Miller
snowpetrel: i was babysitting a little boy and girl once and the boy asked me if i had a boyfriend and i said “no!! but i have a girlfriend!” and he said “like a friend thats a girl?” and i said “no like a boyfriend but they’re a girl instead
Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?’ She asked. `That depends a good deal on where you want to get to,’ said the Cat. `I don’t much care where.’ said Alice. `Then it doesn’t matter which way you go,’ said the Cat.
dattfacetho:My barber asked if its nasty to love eating booty and pussy. I said i would melt if a face like yours was in my pussy. He said damn that sounded so real. I said only actions are real
taint3ed: This white boy came up to me and was trying to ask me out I said no and he kept going and he said, “Let me be your first white boy.” I was like, “I said no. I like my men chocolate dark chocolate at that I’m not interested.” He stood
thenerdsaurus: “My friend called me a couple of days ago and asked me. He said, Muhammad wants you to — and I said “Yes.” I didn’t even let him finish. He could have said “mow the lawn,” and I would have been down with it. Muhammad’s
riverrockstree: pir8grl: doodleloser: dredsina: I have no concept of the pain scale, like…I just realized that last week I said I was in especially awful hip pain and when my pt asked to rate it I said “3”. And then this week I said I felt a
mynameisnotyellowbone: thenerdsaurus: “My friend called me a couple of days ago and asked me. He said, Muhammad wants you to — and I said “Yes.” I didn’t even let him finish. He could have said “mow the lawn,” and I would have been down
og-raider: MY SISTER TANYA ASKED ME, DOES THIS LOOK STINK TO YOU AND I SAID HELL YEAH, BUT I AIN’T COMPLAINING. IN FACT, YOU LOOK GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME. SHE SAID, ARE YOU SERIOUS, I’M YOUR SISTER AND I SAID MY HUGE THICK CHOCOLATE COCK IS SO
sonoanthony: benninowarhol: wavycrokett: st3fan00: Side chick said lets go out to dinner Side chick said when can I meetyour mom Side chick asked too sleepover tonight Side chick said learn how to spell
Kate Winslet has been made a CBE for services to drama by The Queen at Buckingham Palace. Kate said the Queen congratulated her and asked how much she enjoyed acting.’I said yes I liked it but not as much as being a mother,’ she said. ‘It is the
lonesomemother1: My son invited me on vacation with him to Aruba. He said he even bought me a swim suit. I asked him if his father was coming along and he said, “No, daddy said he could not get the time off but I could still go with him since I
alphaboyz: He said, “Nah, girlfriends never last too long. Most can’t handle me.”I said, “That’s a waste.”He asked, “Yeah, OldDude? You think you CAN?”I might’ve made a mistake when I said, “I’m sure I’d be fine.”
bethany-sensei: pir8grl: doodleloser: dredsina: I have no concept of the pain scale, like…I just realized that last week I said I was in especially awful hip pain and when my pt asked to rate it I said “3”. And then this week I said I felt a
our-multi-fandom-imagines:“i asked Y/N out so…” Stiles said awkwardly.Isaac laughed almost immediately.“i havent even told you her answer!” Stiles almost yelled.“she said no.”Stiles grinned, “she said yes.”****requested
Kaitlyn looked at Mr. Crude and asked, “Are you in the mood?”If it’s the kind of mood I think you’re asking about, you don’t have to ask,” he said.“So, you wanna?” asked Kaitlyn.“My choice?” he asked.“Sure. I’ll get the lube.”
followsmokey: When her friend had asked her if she wanted to borrow her set of relaxation files to listen to, she’d immediately said yes. When her friend had asked her if she wanted to borrow her set of deep trance files, she’d automatically said
becuzbacon: yo-adeta: I asked my mom if we could get some McDonalds, she said we got food at homeI said bitch whereshe said in the fridgeI said: bitch where A masterpiece
rwbytexts: Anonymous said to rwbytexts: Jaune texting Ruby because he needs help on an essay with the prompt “Your Hero” and he asks her who she chose as her hero, and she said she chose her mom, and he asks about what she was like because he’s
possiblypensive: sO ON VALENTINES DAY MY TEACHER WAS ASKING THESE KIDS IF THEY ARE IN LOVE AND SHE CALLED ON THIS ASIAN GUY NAMED YANG AND SHE ASKED “ARE YOU IN LOVE???” AND HE SAID NO AND THIS RANDOM KID SAID “DON’T WORRY YANG ONE DAY YOU’LL
starxapple: a little girl in the grocery store just asked me if i was a princess because my dress was pretty and i said everyone’s a princess and she pointed to her dad and asked if he was a princess too and her dad said yep its true im a princess
imherethephantom: starxapple: a little girl in the grocery store just asked me if i was a princess because my dress was pretty and i said everyone’s a princess and she pointed to her dad and asked if he was a princess too and her dad said yep its
