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m456g785445-kkkk-j4h58f7f8g9gl88: yesterday someone at college asked me if i was on tumblr and i said yeas and he said what’s the url and i giggled
helenas-hood: gllob: a homeless guy just said to me “do you tell jokes to make people laugh or to make people think you’re funny” and that is the most profound shit ive ever experienced I asked my old science teacher this and he said “I make
teatrical: i have a friend whos gay and one day we asked him what was like to have “the conversation” with his parents, like telling them he was gay and he just said he never told them, and then he said “my brother who’s straight never went to
hat moment when youre listening to the radio and the question was asked “whats the biggest lie you told to impress a 1st date?” 1 man had said he was a street artist….yet they knew nothing about street art. 1 lady said she told them
robert-downey-jesus: I SERVED A KID DRESSED AS IRON MAN TODAY AND I ASKED HIM WHAT HIS NAME WAS AND HE SAID IT WAS TONY AND HIS MUM SHOOK HER HEAD AND WAS LIKE NO HIS NAME IS JESSE AND I LOOKED BACK AT THE KID TO GIVE HIM HIS CHANGE AND SAID ‘HAVE
initiala: A little girl in my 4th grade class came up to me after recess and said, “I got married at recess!” and I said “Oh? I didn’t know anyone was ordained under the age of twelve.” and she asked me what ordained meant and I explained and
deepthroatdemon: my mom heard the beginning of same love by macklemore and she looked at me and said “when you were 4 you sat in your room and cried for hours and when i asked you what was wrong you said “mom i think i’m black”
steadymobbing: steadymobbing: i asked my mom how she met my dad and she said at a college basketball game this guy got distracted and got hit by the ball and got a huge bloody nose and he came up to her after the game and said “i was distracted by
mydogsnokes: hedgehowg: mydogsnokes: why put cookie dough in the oven when you can put it in your mouth I don’t know why don’t you ask the bread baking in my vagina. i’m sorry for whatever i said that caused you to say what you just said
marvelobsessions: At the dinner table, my sister asked all of us what color we thought her boyfriend’s shirt looked like. After we all said gray, she turned to him and said “now tell them what color you think it is” and he just quietly replied
sassy-bullshit: tumnerd: My son saved 120$ in a year, here’s what he decided to do with it: Saturday morning, my son walked into my room and said he wanted to use his money to help the homeless. I asked him what he had in mind, and he said he wanted
lokiloo: So today this family came into the restaurant and I while I was serving them, their son saw my Iron Man and Captain America charms and said ‘Avengers! I love the Avengers!’ I smiled and asked who his favorite was, and he said “Iron Man!’
imessaged: In my 10 year old brother’s class they were asked for “a modern invention you can’t live without” and my brother told me everyone said tv except for him who said “water filtration”
hinoneko: initiala: A little girl in my 4th grade class came up to me after recess and said, “I got married at recess!” and I said “Oh? I didn’t know anyone was ordained under the age of twelve.” and she asked me what ordained meant and I
prochoice-chick: theadventurepants: pir8grl: doodleloser: dredsina: I have no concept of the pain scale, like…I just realized that last week I said I was in especially awful hip pain and when my pt asked to rate it I said “3”. And then this
island-delver-go: dinobot: when i was like 9 i asked my mom what a fetish was and she said “uh..um..its when you love something a lot” and i told her i had a fetish for video games and she just said “no. you dont” Called out for being a fake
idratherbevulcan: So today on the bus there was this little boy, he was talking to his mom about how he had a crush on someone in his class. His mom asked him “Oh, what’s her name, honey” and he said “no”. All she said was “Oh, is it a boy
hentaisexphilia: nawrberryklutch said:You said ask specific character so how bout asuna or sinonSure thing, hope you enjoy =)[Sources from where I got them are in the captions, any and all shown pictures are for entertainment purposes]
er0tic-reverie: “Do you taste as good as you look?” he asked her as he sat down beside her.“Excuse me?” she said as she closed her book.“I was wondering…if you’re as delicious as you look.” he said rephrasing his words.“Im sorry?”
kerihilsonscareer: my brother just walked into my room and i asked him what he was looking for then he said my ‘my swag’ and looked into the mirror then he said oh i found it
percypan: THIS GUY JUST ASKED ME WHAT MY NAME WAS AND I DIDNT UNDERSTAND WHAT HE SAID SO I SAID 4:45
liamdunburs:kids have no concept of anything. i walked into my kindergarten class and one kid asked me what my name was. when i said miss jones, he said “i like that name. did you know i’m in love with you”
hillsidebang:My boyfriend and I visited my Dad for his birthday. We asked him what he wanted for his birthday and he said he wanted to fuck me while my boyfriend filmed it. My boyfriend said yes as long as he gets a copy of the video. My Dad fucked me
mollywobbles123: onlydadjokes: I asked my nephew how old his dad was and he replied “six”. I said how can he only be six if you’re six? He said “because he’s only been a dad since I was born”
marvelobsessions: At the dinner table, my sister asked all of us what color we thought her boyfriend’s shirt looked like. After we all said gray, she turned to him and said “now tell them what color you think it is” and he just quietly replied “dark
sebastian46: So my female coworker asked if I could get her a cup of coffee from the break room I said ok. Well…. I can feel the cum dripping out of my pussy so I literally got a spoon scooped it out two full spoons and put it in her coffee. She said
findingmeafter40: ms-woodsworld: ms-woodsworld: The natives are restless and have been asking when I was going to host another FUCK-FEST, and I said October. Then notnumbersix contacted me and said that she and thesubkitten had been talking…So this
hsuoring: wetbottom: wetbottom: one time i had a crush on a boy and he knew but he didnt like me back so on april fools he asked me out as a joke and i said yes but then he said april fools so i punched him in the face please do not tell me i was
becketts: “When my mother was about 7, my grandmother locked her in the closet. So, after my mom had been in the closet for about an hour, she asked my grandmother for a glass of water. My grandmother, naturally, said ‘Why?’ and my mother said
wetbottom:wetbottom: one time i had a crush on a boy and he knew but he didnt like me back so on april fools he asked me out as a joke and i said yes but then he said april fools so i punched him in the face please do not tell me i was wrong for punching
koujaku: Anonymous said:Okay so the prompt is about Koujaku going with Aoba to the shrine and ring the new year’s bell as they pray for good luck next year. Aoba asking his lover what did he prayed for and Koujaku said it’s a secret. He actually
dj-ismine: There’s a box in Dongwoo’s room. One day, Dongwoo’s mom said that she was going to throw it out but Dongwoo refused. Dongwoo’s mom asked why and he said that it has the debt that he has to pay for his whole life. Inside, there’s
"I said to Kim Jongdae that he's the most handsome when he dances! Kim Jongdae said with a face full of satisfaction: 'There's actually someone who admires my dancing haha. I knew it hahahaha.'. I asked him to give me a heart and he drew a super big one
CHANYEOL SAID HE HAD AROUND SEVEN TO EIGHT DOGS. CHANYEOL HAD A DOG NAMED "JEFF" AND "SAMMY" AND "AH-JI". HE NAMED JEFF AFTER A WRESTLER AND WHEN ASKED WHY HIS MUM NAMED THE PUPPY SAMMY, HE SAID "I DOOOON'T KNOW." HE HAD A LOT OF PETS BEFORE HE MOVED
firefly-flashes: “Do you understand my rules, baby?” he asked, holding her cuffed wrists behind her. She nodded meekly. “I can’t hear you,” he said. “Yes, Sir,” she said immediately, looking a little nervous.“Good girl,,” he replied
mrsolodolo24: I hate whoever made this 😂😂😂 When I was driving for uber, I would ask how their day was going. If they answered and said “how about you/yours” I would talk. If all they said was “good,” or “fine”
alexbelvocal: beyonslayed: abercrombee: beyonslayed: abercrombee: this dude really asked me if i wanted to fuck outside like it’s not 30 degrees out…. And we know you said yes… he said “you won’t feel the cold when i’m fucking you”
thatpettyblackgirl: Probably said it like this too Ask her when is the last time she said that to a white person
nastypigslut: I sent this pic to my boyfriend… and said I’m getting you this for Valentines Day… He asked “The dildo or the boy?” I said “The Dildo its cheaper and lasts longer” aidsfukka: ☣ ♥ Ian Jay’s only idea of “rubber”
depressed-madritt:Today one of my friends walked over to me and just gave me a hug, then she asked “are you sad?”, ofcourse I said no, but then she looked in my eyes and said “yes you are”, then she hugged me even tighter, and I think that’s
homotrekual: omfG my spanish flatmate just turned to me and said ‘i need to ask you something embarrassing’ so i sort of said oh yeah sure no problem and he was like ‘people keep telling me they are having 'two sex’?’ '…sorry?’
transatlanticwanker: french-toast-with-maple-syrup: SO WE WENT OUT FOR DINNER AND WE STOPPED AT STARBUCKS ON OUR WAY HOME AND I ORDERED AND THEY ASKED ME MY NAME AND I SAID “LORD VOLDEMORT” AND ONCE IT WAS READY I SHIT YOU NOTTHE LADY SAID “TALL
incorectspnquotes:Dean: You know, just the other day someone asked who was the most beautiful person in the whole world. You know what I said?Lisa: What did you say?Dean: I said… [sees Cas gesturing outside the window] Cas?Lisa: Cas?Dean: No! No,
sweetcherrylips69: One more from Sunday. Alex from next door spoke to Pete and said he’d seen me many times in the garden naked. He wanted to say thank you and ask if he could take a photo or two now and then. Pete said he could and didn’t add the
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