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When your wife’s lover told her, “tell your husband to whom your pussy belongs,” she only said, “sorry, honey, I’m very sorry, but you’ve never fucked me like he does.” And her loud moans said everything she hasn&
When your wife said that she had liked very much that you had kissed her when her boss was fucking her in front of you, you just said, “Honey, you looked radiant, and so beautiful…”
You had a sinking feeling when your wife said, “I’m going to tell my boss that you bought me this lingerie set and that you asked me to wear it for him.” But even worse was his phone call the next day, when he thanked you, when he said
It’s about a society on its way down. And as it falls, it keeps telling itself: “So far so good… So far so good… So far so good.” It’s not how you fall that matters. It’s how you land.La Haine. Matthieu Kassovit
tumnerd: My son saved 120$ in a year, here’s what he decided to do with it: Saturday morning, my son walked into my room and said he wanted to use his money to help the homeless. I asked him what he had in mind, and he said he wanted to make them
casualcheating: My girlfriend said she wanted to stay friends with her ex-boyfriend, and that they were hanging out that night. When I told her I didn’t trust him, she laughed and said his new girlfriend was going to be there too, so I didn’t have
stonekidman:My mom felt bad when I couldn’t get a girlfriend my freshman year and said I could use her whenever I got horny; she said masturbating makes guys have smaller dicks. By the time I was a junior, I was still living at home and she was working
amateurbutts: My wife’s ass is always in amateurbutts.tumblr but just now my wife took our dog out and when she came back inside , I said was it cold outside? She raised her shirt up and said, What do u think? !!!! Amazingly hard nipples! Submission
When I asked my brother what he wanted for his birthday, he jokingly said, “Pizza, beer, video games, and pussy.” I just rolled my eyes and said, “Typical. Well, we’re having dinner together that night so don’t make any plans
privatefamilytime: When I saw the navel stud in her belly, I finally accepted that my little girl was no angel. So I smiled and said, “Yes, I’ll take your virginity.” She clapped and said, “Goody! Then the navel stud was worth it.” *wink* I
hotwife-mywife-hiswife-boobnip: As my wife and I watched tv she kept putting her legs over me and said “you know what your friend said to me last week when he was over, that he would lick my pussy for hours” that’s all it took for me to turn round
blueeyedmarilyn: My best friend in the entire world looked at me yesterday and said “So I creeped on your tumblr today…there’s a lot of almost naked pictures of you on there.” So I said, “So? I’m comfortable with it and my body.” Oh
lonesomemother1: At this point if I would have said this to my loving son, he would have shoved his hips forward and said, “Its too late mom, I am your new lover and you are now my loving sub.”
cdfantasy: My mom and dad got divorced a few weeks ago. My mom has been going wild with the new freedom. 2 days ago she came home and said she got some body modifications at a lab she worked for. Top secret stuff apparently. She said she always
privatefamilytime: When I asked my brother what he wanted for his birthday, he jokingly said, “Pizza, beer, video games, and pussy.” I just rolled my eyes and said, “Typical. Well, we’re having dinner together that night so don’t make any plans!”
“A lot of people just look and see skin color. I’ve actually had people ask me was I Black or was I White first. A White gentleman came up to me and said ‘I thought you might be White, but then I saw your lips.’ One girl said to me ‘I’ve
Mom bought some new underwear but thought it might be a bit too sheer. She asked my opinion and I said i thought it looked OK to me. She just smiled and said “Happy Birthday, son. You can unwrap your present now!”
tester1001me: I wouldn’t believe it if I didn’t see it with my own eyes.I had just fucked her…twice…and blown my load in her pussy…twice.She laid down beside her fiancé ….kissed him and said “you want to lick my pussy?”He said “yes”She
subnancy: At a party Mistress said, “sub nancy meet Master Don.” nancy bowed and said, “nice to meet you, Sir.” Mistress grabbed nancy’s hair and pushed her head down saying, “That’s no way for a sub slut to greet a new Master. Now
spanieltrout: ineedahotwifenow: yourfriendsdaredmeto: Your friend Bobby was over and said you were coming home early from work and dared me to greet you when you got home tied up naked to the bed. I said that sounded like fun but how could I tie myself
neilnevins: Had a dream that McDonald’s had a big ad campaign that just said “WE HAVE IT” in black cryptic writing. So I went to a drive thru and said “I saw the sign. Can I have it” and the speaker was silent for a solid ten seconds before
enterthedreamatorium: If you’re a boy who walked up to younger/nerdier girls in the hallway during high school and said “hey my friend thinks you’re cute” and then burst into giggles along with said friend then I really hope you’re doing badly
feed-me-fitness: amburgurandfries: enterthedreamatorium: If you’re a boy who walked up to younger/nerdier girls in the hallway during high school and said “hey my friend thinks you’re cute” and then burst into giggles along with said friend
aside from luhan's um~ poor choice of words, let's all appreciate how adorably kris tried to handle the situation by complimenting tao. and right after luhan said "就是肤色的问题" (it's a skin colour problem), kris quickly jumped in and said
alohomorashlie: I said “I love you” to CNU and he said “I love you, too” nothing’s fine I’m torn #B1A4 #B1A4roadtrip
candysroom25: Candy just walked by me and saw this chick and said who the fuck is that? She said that that this is what she wants for her birthday. Hot!
sapphic-space-syren: bipolarblueberries: “I’m not really mentally ill, I’m just faking this.” - A mentally ill proverb i said this to my therapist and she just looked at me and said “so do you think i went to clown school”
foxmouth: “A lot of people just look and see skin color. I’ve actually had people ask me was I Black or was I White first. A White gentleman came up to me and said ‘I thought you might be White, but then I saw your lips.’ One girl said to me
004mog:I checked with an ASM to get a second opinion on whether the timing of The Thing I’m about to do tonight is appropriate and she totally Mommed out about it, wanted to know who it was, said “His brother’s cute too!” and supported me! Asked
derinthescarletpescatarian: derinthescarletpescatarian:Today the 4yo walked up to a couple of teens at the playground and said, “I know lots of ways to relax, do you want to know about one?” and they said yes so she lead them through a simple yoga
holesforabuse: My wife said that it was cruel to be confined to a cage and said she wouldn’t keep allowing me to treat her that way. I apologized for my behavior, and to make amends I presented her with a new outfit; it kept her back straight, her
freakyboysonly: My cousin tried to be slick. Waited til I was high and sleepy to ask to suck my dick. I said nigga you thought I was gonna be too faded to know wassup. I sat back and said do yo thang
insomniatickraken: I leaned over to @krosse in the middle of class and said “I just found the most accurate reaction of everyone on campus when they see me walking up.” He cracked up and said “Pretty much.”
jayjay8899: Morph by jayjay88 >> He said: “Yeah, well I’m not into big boobs…” So she unzipped her top and said:…. ** See all >>> VISIONS morphs Here** ** Go to >>> Celebrity morphs !! And your >>> Fab 500’s
anacondom: this is sucriya. she accessorizes her catholic school uniform with a different scarf every day, which every teacher writes her up for. when my principal walked up to her and pointed to her scarf and said “what’s this?” she said “sister,
I said something snarky to Paul bc he was teasing the cat and he got all stern at me and said he was going to spank me after my bath so I guess now I just live in the bathroom forever.
neilnevins:Had a dream that McDonald’s had a big ad campaign that just said “WE HAVE IT” in black cryptic writing. So I went to a drive thru and said “I saw the sign. Can I have it” and the speaker was silent for a solid ten seconds before saying
harinef: shialablunt:“Gianni Versace called me and said to me, “you’re on the cover of TIME” and I said “no I’m not”…he was more happy than me. It wasn’t until I guess I saw the joy of Gianni that I realized it was a big deal.“
knifeandlighter: knifeandlighter: knifeandlighter: knifeandlighter: knifeandlighter: knifeandlighter: knifeandlighter: knifeandlighter: knifeandlighter: so Dan, it turns out one of my sisters relatives died and left her a house in Hokkaido.
closetfizzle: Fizzle: G-garble laughed and said he had an appreciation for dresses too… H-he said I’d be his… b… best bro… i-if I cleaned his cave for him… A-and what kind of a bro would I be if I turned down another bro, r-right? Unf~ ;3
At the FOB concert last night Patrick said “It’s getting hot in here… or maybe that’s just all of you.” Afterwards, he groaned and said, “I’m the guy that makes dad jokes and I’m not even a dad.”
apparently the art teacher went up to a guidance counselor today and said “hey, can we have donnie go full time if [he] teaches some enrichment classes?” and the guidance counselor said, “you can’t have donnie, [he’s] got a full load of classes
gardeninthevoid: sapphic-space-syren: bipolarblueberries: “I’m not really mentally ill, I’m just faking this.” - A mentally ill proverb i said this to my therapist and she just looked at me and said “so do you think i went to clown school”
anotherdoctorwhofangirl: one time when i was 6 my mom caught me trying to eat pure sugar out of the container so she stopped and said “Would you like to have something even sweeter?” and of course little naive 6 year old me said yes yes i would so
marvelobsessions: At the dinner table, my sister asked all of us what color we thought her boyfriend’s shirt looked like. After we all said gray, she turned to him and said “now tell them what color you think it is” and he just quietly replied
beartier: my mom said ‘Hitler was a penis potato’ and i have never been more confused in my life until she looked at me like i was stupid and said ‘dictator… penis potato… god its like you’re not even my daughter’ i am so fucking done
opheliiacs: opheliiacs: Remember when my gay uncle accidentally raised a homophobic dog ok so basically he raised a hunting dog which would charge whenever he said “DEER!”, and one time he was messing around with his boyfriend and said “you’re
kilifish replied to your post: My little sister just told me an elabo… OH GET HER TO TELL THE ENDING lowkey i wanna draw it………. I asked and at first she said she couldn’t remember but then she came back and said Pearl sang a bunch
My little sister says her favorite part was when Garnet said “We’ll talk” to Peridot but then Peridot “said that insult” and Garnet was like “OK, let’s kick her butt”
I remember In the original games (Red,Blue,Yellow) when Green/your rival said that he was going to stop by his his sisters to get a town map and said that he was going to tell her not to give me one I got upset about it, and couldn’t believe it
geothebio: so this guy came up to me and said “hey what’s your name cutie?” and i accidentally said “steve” because i was thinking of the avengers at the time
sethmeyers: A 7 year old boy in Virginia was suspended from school after he pointed his pencil at a fellow student and said, “bang!” Even worse, he pointed at another student and said, “would not bang.”
heckspanic: my sisters wedding invite said “gobble gobble motherfucker!” & my aunt called her and said she needed jesus and started shouting bible verses at her
15yearold: today my teacher said “take out something to do when you’re done with your quiz” and some kid turned around to the girl next to him after he finished and said “can i take you out so i can do you?” my teachers face waS SO RED I THOUGHT
ahpart: today in class i was putting on lip balm and this guy said “no matter how much makeup you put on you’ll still be ugly” so i just looked at him and said “no matter how much you act like a dick yours won’t get any bigger”
