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jamesdarlingart  said:“James riding Wolf†- James Darling - marker on paperhttp:/transeroticart.tumblr.com  said:This superb drawing was done by and is a self-portrait of porn actor James Darling and his partner, Wolf at play.
agracier  said:a working boy and a working girl - the perfect pair …http://transeroticart.tumblr.com  said:And a big shout out to the incomparable Agracier for today’s entry into the running for all-time greatest dream couple to have a threesome
rouge scorpion  said:I would also like to state for the record that sometimes credits are unavailable, but I support everyone finding the artists and models who create porn and finding ways to support them.http://transeroticart.tumblr.com  said:We
hooky  said:Commission for missivesfromghosts and takethesword of Cullen and Krem!http://transeroticart.tumblr.com  said:We frequently lament the scarcity of FTM themed artworks out there so it is always a joy to run across ones we’ve never seen
Her mother said Lenka she should visit uncle Gomel and make him happy since he was sick. And Lenka did as she was said!
“When I was with my boyfriend and he was inside me, he looked at me and said ‘am I doing okay?’ And the look on his face was so funny, then when I started laughing he came! He said when I was laughing it felt so good. So remember: laughi
cuckolding-and-female-allure: - “And you masturbated thinking about me with Mike?”- “C’mon Ash, really.”- “I’d just really like to know,” she said. “You can tell me.”- “Okay, yeah,” I said. “That night I did… I think.”Honey,
cuckolding-and-female-allure: - “And you masturbated thinking about me with Mike?”- “C’mon Ash, really.”- “I’d just really like to know,” she said. “You can tell me.”- “Okay, yeah,” I said. “That night I did… I think.” Honey,
hirxeth: “I don’t understand,” she said, “I’ve already given you six of my arms, and now you want one more?”The shark looked at her with a friendly smile and said, “I don’t want one. This time I want them all.”“But why?” Nina asked. And
Today I tried initiating sex with my gf cuz she said yesterday that she wanted to and she wants me to initiate more often. As I was kissing her and rubbing her cute body all over she pulled back with that crule/confident look in her eyes and said I hadn&r
mommywithblack: I called mommy and said I will be home after 1hour . She said she have a huge surprise for me. When I reached I saw mom and sisters was lying on bed and waiting for me.. Mom told ,son these 3pussys for you . Because you finished your
my questions aren't working but to the person that said this: are you and sara friends now? lauren talks about you all the time and sara sort of stuck up for you and said to stop, i just want to know if you two are i know im nosey but you two seemed
i dreamt abt really sad hakunon/rin and if that isnt the most rudest shit,,
miss-zarves: i was in a public bathroom and looked in the mirror and said “i’m too cute to be so broke” and i thought i was alone but someone in a stall said AMEN
lemonsharks: berlynn-wohl: discochurch: Adult things arent NEARLY as complex as I thought they were growing up I just walked into bank of america and said im here to open a checking account and they said ok and opened me a checking account If you
sazandorable: lissadiane: Okay, I have a life hack for you. Last week, I got attacked by the most painful and persistent hiccups of my life at work. My co-worker heard me hiccuping and said, absently, “Got the hiccups?” and I said miserably, “Yeah.”
teeth-and-spackle: sapphic-space-syren: bipolarblueberries: “I’m not really mentally ill, I’m just faking this.” - A mentally ill proverb i said this to my therapist and she just looked at me and said “so do you think i went to clown school”
switchingtogeico: my sister came in and saw me making this and said “what are you doing” and I said “making progressive rock”
sirtarantino: a guy walked into the board room and said “hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling” and i just stared at him and coldly said
mother-gaga: We were talking about putting the show together and I said, OK, what if I was someone’s grandma and I was going to a concert tonight. How would I know that it was a Gaga show? And we all just sort of looked at each other and said,‘The
“They came up and said, ‘How are you feeling? How are you doing?’ And I couldn’t find any words, and I just said, ‘I just want you to know, I’ve had a really nice time.’ And it was such a young, quite innocent, sweet thing to say, that
omgitsnils: goddamnitobama: So last night my mum wouldn’t let me have any sweets because she said they were all for the trick or treaters so i put this mask on and went out the back door and went around to the front and said trick or treat and she
laughingstation: There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need
blowingharry: TONIGHT AT THE THIS IS US NYC PREMIERE A GIRL SAID TO HARRY “you’re the only source of positivity in my life” and he looked her in the eyes and said “why? whats wrong? is everything okay?” AND THEN HE STOPPED AND TALKED TO HER
tennants-hair: okay so this girl in my class was talking about her boyfriend and their relationship and she was like ”he’s the romeo to my juliet” so i just said ”i’ll be the romeo to your tybalt” and she smiled and said that was sweet
bulbasaurvevo: I was taking selfies before and I sighed and said “I love myself” and my little sister was like “ew” so I asked her what her problem was and she said “you’re not supposed to love YOURSELF. You have to wait for other people.
exemplarybehaviour: yesterday i went to buy something and the store owner looked up and said something to me in chinese and i was so surprised i just said “what” in english and then we stared at each for a full ten seconds like what the fuck we are
hinoneko: initiala: A little girl in my 4th grade class came up to me after recess and said, “I got married at recess!” and I said “Oh? I didn’t know anyone was ordained under the age of twelve.” and she asked me what ordained meant and I
ughchekov:this girl at work was like “would you date a guy shorter than you?” and i said “nah fam.” and this other guy was like “don’t you think that’s kinda shallow?” and i looked him dead in the eye and said “i’m a lesbian, carl.”
meladoodle: I was working at a kids birthday party and one of the little 5 year old girls noticed my necklace and said “I love your necklace!!” and another girl said “I love love love love your necklace!” and all the other girls started competing
elijahfanblog: My best friend said that I was irritating and said that I try too hard to be different and I got really mad because for a second it made me feel as if she was right and that maybe I should consider changing myself and I don’t like feeling
ryaynross: im laughing so much a group of really loud boys sat down next to us in mcdonalds and one of them just picked up his burger and said to his friends “i bet i can put this whole thing in my mouth” and my mom turned to me and said “well
jerkidiot: jerkidiot: there was a girl on my bus who was on tumblr and i looked at her and said “tumblr is the worst thing that has ever happened to me” and she looked at me and said “i know i follow you” she walked up to me in the hallway
deepthroatdemon: my mom heard the beginning of same love by macklemore and she looked at me and said “when you were 4 you sat in your room and cried for hours and when i asked you what was wrong you said “mom i think i’m black”
thestarbandit: My brother came to me and said “What would you do if I was bisexual?” And I said “I’d laugh because that means our homophobic parents had TWO queer kids.” And thats story of how me and my brother came out to each other
my moms boyfriend is a douche. he always insults my mom and how she looks but today he came over and looked at me and said ‘beccas gaining weight’. the fuck. then I said darfin didn’t get the job so he starts saying how good he is and
tendencytoslip said: IT’S NEVER TOO LATE TO GO SEE A MOVIE. I saw it last night at 11pm. this is true and how I normally feel, but the past week has finally caught up to me and I’m so tired and mad at myself for being tired because now I can’t
sniffing: jerkidiot: jerkidiot: there was a girl on my bus who was on tumblr and i looked at her and said “tumblr is the worst thing that has ever happened to me” and she looked at me and said “i know i follow you” she walked up to me in
scottnikipowers: I told niki how much I wanted to be inside her she climmed on top of me and hung her tits in my face and said take a picture..so I did then she got off me and said you don’t deserve it today you can jack off to my picture and tonight
ceresx: my therapist asked me what makes me happy and I said performing exorcisms and she just looked at me and said ‘and that’s why you’re in therapy’
jerkidiot: there was a girl on my bus who was on tumblr and i looked at her and said “tumblr is the worst thing that has ever happened to me” and she looked at me and said “i know i follow you”
lissadiane: Okay, I have a life hack for you. Last week, I got attacked by the most painful and persistent hiccups of my life at work. My co-worker heard me hiccuping and said, absently, “Got the hiccups?” and I said miserably, “Yeah.” And she
myhairiscurly: I didn’t feel like buying a lighter cuz I knew I had like 3 at home so I walked into 711 and said “ay can I use a lighter real quick” and he handed one to me and I lit my blunt in there, said thanks, and went on my way.
chrisgandjohnv: While on vacation at myrtle beach I met this group of southern girls and this one really had a thing for me. She flashed me her tits and said you like what you see. I said yes let’s get out of here and I’ll get my big cock out and
I said “have a nice day!” to this old dude and apparently that’s not fucking good enough because he retrieved his wallet and from like a stack of 30 of these things pulled one out and gave it to me and said something like “I hope you reconsider
foreverfett: rcrandfriends: I forgot to mention this but right before I drove off Forever kissed me and then I smiled and said “see you, space cowboy.” and then he just stepped back with a look of pure awe on his face and said “Oh my god you’re
I got a little drunk and told this guy about your funny sex toy. He seemed to know a lot about it and said next time you offer to lock yourself to say yes and bring him the key. He won’t fuck me unless you are caged and said you would understand.
