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thestarbandit: My brother came to me and said “What would you do if I was bisexual?” And I said “I’d laugh because that means our homophobic parents had TWO queer kids.” And thats story of how me and my brother came out to each other
These sheets and this girl will do. A toy to share and play with together. A little thing to kiss and break and kiss again.I never said I was a kind girl….
bisexualzuko:darecrow: exemplarybehaviour: yesterday i went to buy something and the store owner looked up and said something to me in chinese and i was so surprised i just said “what” in english and then we stared at each for a full ten seconds
Richard Harris: I read the scenes with them and they read back and when we had finished the reading, the little boy, who plays Ron Weasley, turned to me and said, “Mr. Harris?” and I said, “Yes?” “That was quite a good reading. I think you’ll
i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman: So my teacher told us that two blue eyed people can’t have a brown eyed kid and this kid in my class said “but both my parents have blue eyes and I have brown eyes”. The teacher said “so you’re adopted”.
omgitsnils: goddamnitobama: So last night my mum wouldn’t let me have any sweets because she said they were all for the trick or treaters so i put this mask on and went out the back door and went around to the front and said trick or treat and she
bananasandkale: sweatyeah: There’s a girl in my gym who always wears makeup, and two guys were talking about her, and one of them said “what a stupid bitch, why would anyone wear makeup to workout?” And she looked him dead in the eye and said
exemplarybehaviour: yesterday i went to buy something and the store owner looked up and said something to me in chinese and i was so surprised i just said “what” in english and then we stared at each for a full ten seconds like what the fuck we are
keepsshining: n0bodyaskedyou: OMG SOMEONE FINALLY MADE IT I SAID THIS IN THE THEATRE AT THE PREMIER AND EVERYONE LIKE GLARED AT MEMY SIS AND ONE PERSON IN THE VERY FRONT LAUGHED MY SISTER LEANED OVER AND SAID THIS TO ME AND I HAD TO STIFLE HYSTERICAL
ebondandy: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: cleffairie: my little brother whos 7 was saying girls can’t be scientists and my little sister whos 5 looked at him offended and said “princess bubblegum is a girl and shes a scientist, jonny!” and he said
the-troyler-blog: darecrow: exemplarybehaviour: yesterday i went to buy something and the store owner looked up and said something to me in chinese and i was so surprised i just said “what” in english and then we stared at each for a full ten seconds
jerkidiot: jerkidiot: there was a girl on my bus who was on tumblr and i looked at her and said “tumblr is the worst thing that has ever happened to me” and she looked at me and said “i know i follow you” she walked up to me in the hallway
huttslayer: these middle schoolers are touring campus and one of them walked by me and said “hey what’s college life like” and i told him “it sucks” and he said “well it can’t be any worse than middle school.” he’s right
scottnikipowers: I told niki how much I wanted to be inside her she climmed on top of me and hung her tits in my face and said take a picture..so I did then she got off me and said you don’t deserve it today you can jack off to my picture and tonight
darecrow: exemplarybehaviour: yesterday i went to buy something and the store owner looked up and said something to me in chinese and i was so surprised i just said “what” in english and then we stared at each for a full ten seconds like what the
c-53:Chronic neuron misfire at work where a customer asked what my specialty was, like, what my favorite drink is ig, and I said “wasp cup” and we stared at eachother for a second and I decided to double down for some fucking reason and said “you
hinoneko: initiala: A little girl in my 4th grade class came up to me after recess and said, “I got married at recess!” and I said “Oh? I didn’t know anyone was ordained under the age of twelve.” and she asked me what ordained meant and I
taahko: taahko: last night one of my campers was like “well i lost one of my shoes in the swamp today” and i said “oh no!” and she shrugged and said “its ok. shoes are just objects” and damn. they really are today a completely different
sonicheritageposts:emopit: today my teacher said “we’re gonna do a new poem form today called a sonnet” and i said “sonnet the hedgehog” way louder than i intended to and everyone stared at me and that was a low point sonic heritage post
deepthroatdemon: my mom heard the beginning of same love by macklemore and she looked at me and said “when you were 4 you sat in your room and cried for hours and when i asked you what was wrong you said “mom i think i’m black”
dragons-and-gays: the most life-changing customer i’ve ever had at work was a guy who came up to me and my coworker when we were at cash and said ‘hey kids…. wanna see something?’ and I said sure because why the fuck not, i’m here for a good
best-of-funny: deepthroatdemon: my mom heard the beginning of same love by macklemore and she looked at me and said “when you were 4 you sat in your room and cried for hours and when i asked you what was wrong you said “mom i think i’m black”
bulbasaurvevo: I was taking selfies before and I sighed and said “I love myself” and my little sister was like “ew” so I asked her what her problem was and she said “you’re not supposed to love YOURSELF. You have to wait for other people.
tennants-hair: okay so this girl in my class was talking about her boyfriend and their relationship and she was like ”he’s the romeo to my juliet” so i just said ”i’ll be the romeo to your tybalt” and she smiled and said that was sweet
ryaynross: im laughing so much a group of really loud boys sat down next to us in mcdonalds and one of them just picked up his burger and said to his friends “i bet i can put this whole thing in my mouth” and my mom turned to me and said “well
vampoe: tennants-hair: okay so this girl in my class was talking about her boyfriend and their relationship and she was like ”he’s the romeo to mu juliet” so i just said ”i’ll be the romeo to your tybalt” and she smiled and said that was
meladoodle: I was working at a kids birthday party and one of the little 5 year old girls noticed my necklace and said “I love your necklace!!” and another girl said “I love love love love your necklace!” and all the other girls started competing
meladoodle:I was working at a kids birthday party and one of the little 5 year old girls noticed my necklace and said “I love your necklace!!” and another girl said “I love love love love your necklace!” and all the other girls started competing
unrulygingerlesbian: these two women came to my work today to buy movie tickets and one of the women was paying and she sighed in mock exasperation and said ‘you’re an expensive date’ then quickly looked at me to clear up the situation and said
jerkidiot: there was a girl on my bus who was on tumblr and i looked at her and said “tumblr is the worst thing that has ever happened to me” and she looked at me and said “i know i follow you”
thestarbandit: My brother came to me and said “What would you do if I was bisexual?” And I said “I’d laugh because that means our homophobic parents had TWO queer kids.” And thats the story of how me and my brother came out to each other
balfies: my best friend turned to me the other day and said “there was a tweet i saw that had 420 on it and I wanted to reply with blaze it but I couldn’t” and I asked her why not and she said “because the tweet was that 420 minor fires in bushland
jujumonsterr: My little sister came up to me all excited the other day and asked me sissy, do you like ‘doge’? and I just sort of said um I’m kind of tired of that meme and that lil shit looked me in the eyes and said wow such unique very hipster
Kathy and Jolene turned and looked at Mr. Crude. “I hope you don’t think we look like dorks ‘cause we’re wearing matching swim suits,” said Kathy.Jolene smirked and remarked, “Our eyes are up here!”Mr. Crude chuckled and said, “I couldn’t
Sabrina unbuttoned her shirt and walked into the dining room where Mr. Crude was sitting. She stood still and said nothing.When he looked up and saw her cleavage, he smiled and said, “You realize that you’ve just made it impossible for me to concentrate
When Mr. Crude entered the room, Remy had her back to him and was wearing only a sweater. She grinned and said, “Oh, my! I seem to have lost my panties! Whatever will I do?” She winked at Mr. Crude and then said, “Maybe I should bend over and
Shanice looked at Mr. Crude and said, “Help me finish this beer and then you can use it to play with me.”“You don’t want me anymore?” he exclaimed.Shanice giggled and then said, “Oh, I still want you! You pick a hole for yourself and use
adultstars-sfw:Lena Paul “Gosh, Lena… that’s a short skirt!” said Mr. Crude.Lena turned to look at him and said, “Yes, and I’m not wearing anything under it. If you want, you can bend me over and fuck me! right here!”He smiled and
Emma cocked her head as she looked at Sabrina and Mr. Crude and said, “Now this is a wet T-shirt!”“Yes, it is, Emma,” he replied. Sabrina grinned and said, “You might as well take it and your thong off. I’m surprised
Emma opened her jacket and as she gave her breast a gentle squeeze said, “You should do this instead. Your hands are bigger and can squeeze the whole thing all at once.”Mr. Crude smiled and said, “Take off your top and I will.”Emma
