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furiouslyinfuckinglove: So the Mrs. met a guy online and they met for drinks. She got to the bar before him and said she was nervous. She texted me as soon as he walked in and said “Babe, he’s here and he’s hot ;)†They chatted for almost 2 hours
i-am-a-lethal-giraffe: owlmylove: i was ringing up a winter hat for a man the other day and i said “oh, it’s so cute! i love the pom-pom on the top.” and he smiled and agreed and a few seconds later he picked the hat out of the bag and said “you
steadymobbing: steadymobbing: i asked my mom how she met my dad and she said at a college basketball game this guy got distracted and got hit by the ball and got a huge bloody nose and he came up to her after the game and said “i was distracted by
cleffairie: my little brother whos 7 was saying girls can’t be scientists and my little sister whos 5 looked at him offended and said “princess bubblegum is a girl and shes a scientist, jonny!” and he said “oh yeah…ok nvm” and they continued
owlmylove: i was ringing up a winter hat for a man the other day and i said “oh, it’s so cute! i love the pom-pom on the top.” and he smiled and agreed and a few seconds later he picked the hat out of the bag and said “you called this a pom-pom?”
pratchettpatricianpages: “Well now,” said Vimes. “Shall I tell you something? They’re electing a new Patrician today-”“Who?” said William.“I don’t know,” said Vimes.Sacharissa blew her nose and said: “It’ll be Mr. Scrope, of the
zapidos: My little brother and I were swimming and my dad walked out and said “it’s trash day tomorrow you know what that means” and my brother looked at me dead in the eyes and said “it’s time for you to go.”
lokiloo: So today this family came into the restaurant and I while I was serving them, their son saw my Iron Man and Captain America charms and said ‘Avengers! I love the Avengers!’ I smiled and asked who his favorite was, and he said “Iron Man!’
buippy: she came into the shop and said “i wanna know what the problem is” i said, “you don’t wanna know what the problem is” she said, “i wanna know what the problem is so i can get the problem fixed.” i said, “you don’t wanna know
tsunadesgf: last semester i was at a party and i checked my phone for the time and this guy took a glance at my lock screen over my shoulder and said “is that naruto?” and my drunk ass turned around and said “you know him?”
moviequotes3:i met agent 47 in an elevator today and i asked him what mission he was on and he said he couldnt say its top secret and then winked at me covertly and said he will try to get a good ranking. and i think he will.
aneverydaynerd: I was at Target yesterday and this little girl wanted to buy Halo 4, but this lady came up to her and said video games are for boys. This lady had a box of trix in her cart and so the girl grabs the box and said ‘and trix are for
After making her boobs sway back and forth, Sabrina looked at Mr. Crude and said, “The things I do for you, old man!”He laughed and replied, “Yeah, but you know it’ll be worth it, young lady!”Sabrina grinned and said, “Yep! And for making
huffinnpuffintogetridofthemuffin: I was at Target yesterday and this little girl wanted to buy Halo 4, but this lady came up to her and said video games are for boys. This lady had a box of trix in her cart and so the girl grabs the box and said ‘and
thingssthatmakemewet:Today we said goodbye to @mossyoakmaster’s sad old and dead recliner chair and said hello to a brand new double reclining loveseat! I’m so excited and I love it so much! (And so do the pups 🥰🐾)And we finally put
sexualcontrol: michmanblr: He knew she was nervous and shamed - He pointed to the young man mowing the lawn - and made her look, and said “do you find him sexy?” She nodded and blushed - He said “I think i will make you call him in and seduce
alice-inthebox: He originally rung me up and said,’Would you like to write songs together, Paul?’ I said, ‘Who is this?’ ‘Michael.’ And I didn’t believe it was him, first of all. So we were talking and stuff, and he wanted to come and
awkwardvagina: in middle school we had to do this ‘what i want to be when i grow up’ presentation and one girl in my class stood up and said that she wanted to be like her mum and my teacher literally sat there and said ‘no you dont’ and nobody
gamzeemakara: acataphasia: one time in grade two i had a substitute teacher and she said we had to cut out shapes on paper and i decided to do a star on pink paper and she yelled at me and said that a star wasnt a real shape and asked why i didnt know
ludacrisnt: my friend found out her boyfriend was cheating on her and so they went on a date today and she just stared into space for a few seconds and then said “i had a vision” and then paused and said “it was that we weren’t in a relationship
fleurotica: yesterday my dad hugged me out of the blue and told me how proud he was of me and how glad he is ive turned out the way i have and then today he looked at me and said you’re so lucky n i was like what and he said that you can wear no make
sharndraws said: what how can you be annoyed at cats ; w; maybe when I get repeatedly hurt for no reason by said cat lmao milkywayinajar said: oh man dood, cats are like people, everyone is different but nobody is perfect hurting others (me) goes
