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futanari-becki  said:Me and my girlfriend get some sexy time in. Totally forgetting about the time and not noticing the sun set! http://transeroticart.tumblr.com  said:The ink’s barely dry on the post of one of Becki’s works we just put up and
alifranco  said:Doctor and Colombinahttp://transeroticart.tumblr.com  said:This superb selection is the work of an artist named Ali Franco.  It’s fairly representative of the artist’s drawing style and overall technique and breathtaking attention
manwh0re: -alltimeblow: forevermeanstonight: “I met All Time Low and asked Alex for a hug.And he said no.He looked at me with dead seriousness in his eyes and said no and started walking in the opposite direction. I, thinking he was completely serious
jack and jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, jack got high, dropped his fly, and said, “do you wanna?” jill said yes and dropped her dress, they had a lot of fun, but jill forgot to take her pill, and now they have a son
littlejetgirl: tame-the-cunt: Always ensure you lock up your cunt securely when out and about! You said “Stay put,” I giggled and said “Make me,” thinking that we were out in public and you had no way to do so.You proved me wrong, and now
sebastian69-love: My buddy didn’t believe me I was fucking my Mom and she would do anything I said, so I called her into the garden and said ‘kneel down and suck my cock so i can cum on your face Mom’. My buddy just gaped as Mom did and sucked
omogirly: Sooo I went to the movie’s with a friend today and we both got huge drinks. We were sitting there watching the credits and my friend jumped up and said she had to pee really bad! I just giggled and said I had to go too but we could just go
deepthroatdemon: my mom heard the beginning of same love by macklemore and she looked at me and said “when you were 4 you sat in your room and cried for hours and when i asked you what was wrong you said “mom i think i’m black”
thurisazsalail: taahko: taahko: last night one of my campers was like “well i lost one of my shoes in the swamp today” and i said “oh no!” and she shrugged and said “its ok. shoes are just objects” and damn. they really are today a completely
dragons-and-gays: the most life-changing customer i’ve ever had at work was a guy who came up to me and my coworker when we were at cash and said ‘hey kids…. wanna see something?’ and I said sure because why the fuck not, i’m here for a good
thestarbandit: My brother came to me and said “What would you do if I was bisexual?” And I said “I’d laugh because that means our homophobic parents had TWO queer kids.” And thats story of how me and my brother came out to each other
hinoneko: initiala: A little girl in my 4th grade class came up to me after recess and said, “I got married at recess!” and I said “Oh? I didn’t know anyone was ordained under the age of twelve.” and she asked me what ordained meant and I
omgitsnils: goddamnitobama: So last night my mum wouldn’t let me have any sweets because she said they were all for the trick or treaters so i put this mask on and went out the back door and went around to the front and said trick or treat and she
kodori: i saw a guy wearing a fedora in the lunch line today and i accidently said “brony” out loud and he turned to me and said “youre a brony too?!?! brohoof!!” and i ran into the bathroom that was the most terrifying thing that happened in
broodingsoul:HOLY SHIT this woman at the gym was watching this dude do bicep curls at the gym, and he smiled and flexed and said “don’t worry I have a license for these” and she said “a learners permit doesn’t count as a license, are you about
ceresx: my therapist asked me what makes me happy and I said performing exorcisms and she just looked at me and said ‘and that’s why you’re in therapy’
jerkidiot: there was a girl on my bus who was on tumblr and i looked at her and said “tumblr is the worst thing that has ever happened to me” and she looked at me and said “i know i follow you”
Yesterday I showed my little sister the teaser trailer for Zootopia and she loved it. She was so excited, and then disappointed that it’s not coming out until next year.She also said “My favorite part was at the end when it said ‘Like nothing
So my best friend was over earlier and I was making my bed and asked him how old he thought person that slept in my bed was and he took a look at my bed and said “ten”. I said but a ten year old would have stuffed animals on their bed, then
jerkidiot: jerkidiot: there was a girl on my bus who was on tumblr and i looked at her and said “tumblr is the worst thing that has ever happened to me” and she looked at me and said “i know i follow you” she walked up to me in the hallway
bioshockalacka: jerkidiot: there was a girl on my bus who was on tumblr and i looked at her and said “tumblr is the worst thing that has ever happened to me” and she looked at me and said “i know i follow you”
exemplarybehaviour: yesterday i went to buy something and the store owner looked up and said something to me in chinese and i was so surprised i just said “what” in english and then we stared at each for a full ten seconds like what the fuck we are
miss-nerdgasmz: darecrow: exemplarybehaviour: yesterday i went to buy something and the store owner looked up and said something to me in chinese and i was so surprised i just said “what” in english and then we stared at each for a full ten seconds
meladoodle: I was working at a kids birthday party and one of the little 5 year old girls noticed my necklace and said “I love your necklace!!” and another girl said “I love love love love your necklace!” and all the other girls started competing
vampireapologist: Some girl in my class was talking about McDonald’s shamrock shakes and this yeehaw dude in cowboy boots said they suck and then he looked me in the eyes and said “what you’re gonna do is go to Arby’s, and get yourself a mint
openbooks: My friend L.A. contacted me and said she wanted to experience being nude outdoors for the first time. She said she had long seen my images of friends here on my tumblr and instagram and admired how free they looked and wished she had that
findingmeafter40: ms-woodsworld: ms-woodsworld: The natives are restless and have been asking when I was going to host another FUCK-FEST, and I said October. Then notnumbersix contacted me and said that she and thesubkitten had been talking…So this
wonderingstar42: huttslayer: these middle schoolers are touring campus and one of them walked by me and said “hey what’s college life like” and i told him “it sucks” and he said “well it can’t be any worse than middle school.” he’s
seriously…he just woke up one day and said, “guys, we’re shooting porn.” and the other two, being just as depraved and silly, just shrugged and said, “sounds good, oh fearless leader.”
So the other day I was having an argument with a friend and so I jokingly said to him “YOU WANNA FIGHT,” and he said “YOU WANNA SCRAP,” and I just. “Destroy me wth your power.”
darecrow: exemplarybehaviour: yesterday i went to buy something and the store owner looked up and said something to me in chinese and i was so surprised i just said “what” in english and then we stared at each for a full ten seconds like what the
ryaynross: im laughing so much a group of really loud boys sat down next to us in mcdonalds and one of them just picked up his burger and said to his friends “i bet i can put this whole thing in my mouth” and my mom turned to me and said “well
sweetcherrylips69: One more from Sunday. Alex from next door spoke to Pete and said he’d seen me many times in the garden naked. He wanted to say thank you and ask if he could take a photo or two now and then. Pete said he could and didn’t add the
tennants-hair: okay so this girl in my class was talking about her boyfriend and their relationship and she was like ”he’s the romeo to mu juliet” so i just said ”i’ll be the romeo to your tybalt” and she smiled and said that was sweet
bisexualzuko: darecrow: exemplarybehaviour: yesterday i went to buy something and the store owner looked up and said something to me in chinese and i was so surprised i just said “what” in english and then we stared at each for a full ten seconds
thepyemancometh: My Aunt asked me and my best friend to do some work around her place, and so we got there and said okay what is you need us to do … she said quite matter of factly … fuck the shit out me - I am horny … she didn’t ask twice and
darecrow:exemplarybehaviour: yesterday i went to buy something and the store owner looked up and said something to me in chinese and i was so surprised i just said “what” in english and then we stared at each for a full ten seconds like what the
darecrow:exemplarybehaviour:yesterday i went to buy something and the store owner looked up and said something to me in chinese and i was so surprised i just said “what” in english and then we stared at each for a full ten seconds like what the fuck
jasoncutested: I was wearing my pearl jam shirt today and i was still high on anesthetic and some guy came up to me and said “do you actually listen to pearl jam” and I said “go shove even flow up your ass”
officialrule34: stargerard: today I went to game stop and as soon as I stepped in the guy who was working there said “the princess games are over there, babe” and I turned at him and looked him dead in the eyes and said “I didn’t know workers
