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peetatoast: weirdbutnotunusual: “I brought that back, I threw it in there,” she [Elizabeth Banks] said of the line, which was unscripted. “I did it, and Francis called cut, and I went over to him, and said, ‘You have to keep that
lemonsharks: berlynn-wohl: discochurch: Adult things arent NEARLY as complex as I thought they were growing up I just walked into bank of america and said im here to open a checking account and they said ok and opened me a checking account If you
smolredlesbian: shieldposts: lissadiane: Okay, I have a life hack for you. Last week, I got attacked by the most painful and persistent hiccups of my life at work. My co-worker heard me hiccuping and said, absently, “Got the hiccups?” and I said
verifying: miss-zarves: i was in a public bathroom and looked in the mirror and said “i’m too cute to be so broke” and i thought i was alone but someone in a stall said AMEN
mockiato: mockiato: Oh no… my sweet potatoes are too thick for me to cut through… if only there was a strong butch woman to chop them up for me and then kiss me… whatever shall I do I said this out loud and my wife just groaned and said ‘use
switchingtogeico: my sister came in and saw me making this and said “what are you doing” and I said “making progressive rock”
aubreysoda: hikikomoriganglifeforever: today at the little five points halloween parade a hip urban youth dressed as a penguin walked past me and i said “i like your angry birds costume” and he turned around and said “what the FUCK dude i’m
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sirtarantino: a guy walked into the board room and said “hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling” and i just stared at him and coldly said
ah so! I am feeling a bit better atm so if you want to request anything- a doodle or a fic or something-feel free? winter break is coming up and it’ll be nice trying to get creative again and hopefully combat all the really bad shit I’ve
thexfiles: today some kid in my history class said “wasn’t the gay rights movement festering before the 1960s” and my history teacher was like “…that’s probably not the right word to use” and this kid turned around and said “sorry katie”
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jokeboyfriend: jokeboyfriend: i said to my little sister “gods dont die” and my brother ran up to me and whispered in my ear “some do” like he knew for sure hes 6 im so fucking frightened for my life update: i put him to bed and said goodnight
shegsybellsshegsybells: emmagraceful: so my baby nephew just pointed at the wireless router and said “what that emmie?” and I said “that’s the internet!” because I didn’t really know how to explain it and then he kissed it the child is
miss-zarves: i was in a public bathroom and looked in the mirror and said “i’m too cute to be so broke” and i thought i was alone but someone in a stall said AMEN
shegsybellsshegsybells: emmagraceful: so my baby nephew just pointed at the wireless router and said “what dat emmie?” and I said “that’s the internet!” because I didn’t really know how to explain it and then he kissed it the child is the
pizza: cunningmonarch: i was daydreaming in class and my teacher thudded a book on my desk and said “whats more important than this class” i went “pizza” and some kid ive never seen said “he sees all” which go me thinking do we even
ladymalchav: padalesexy: I got Misha on the phone at work and when we first started talking one of the kids came up to me and said “Miss. Heather I need to use the bathroom………are you on the phone with your boyfriend?“ and Misha said through
roachpatrol: leosboots: Lady Eboshi was awesome. You know why? Because she looked at a town full of abused and exploited women and said “Fuck this shit” And they said “Look lady these girls are just trying to earn a living” But Lady Eboshi
discochurch: Adult things arent NEARLY as complex as I thought they were growing up I just walked into bank of america and said im here to open a checking account and they said ok and opened me a checking account
dxmedstudent: ittybittymanatee: epicracharaptor: transquadricpalesexual: roachpatrol: leosboots: Lady Eboshi was awesome. You know why? Because she looked at a town full of abused and exploited women and said “Fuck this shit” And they said
ittybittymanatee: epicracharaptor: transquadricpalesexual: roachpatrol: leosboots: Lady Eboshi was awesome. You know why? Because she looked at a town full of abused and exploited women and said “Fuck this shit” And they said “Look lady
durkinator27: raito-taco: Pretty sure a straight guy cosplaying Zangief. I walked up to him and said he was attractive and he said, “Thanks! You want me to touch you’re butt?” And he did. He did. Awesome guy. Can…can “Thanks! You want me
danisnotonfire: OKAY FOR SOME REASON JOHN BARROWMAN WAS ON MY PLANE DRESSED AS AN AIR HOSTESS GIVING OUT ICE LOLLIES AND I WAS LIKE WTF AND SAID ‘this is now the best day of my life’ AND HE SAID ‘bet you didn’t think Captain Jack Harkness would
fuck-yeah-transmen: Three nights ago, I was jumped by two random cis men. They held me to the wall and said, “Scream and I’ll slit your throat, faggot.” “Fuck you,” I said. The cuts and stab you see are from the knife attack that followed.
0hmycas: princeowl: baiko: GUYS LOOK THIS IS SO CUTE. HOVER OVER THE PICTURE WITH MOUSE click the cyan button on the left side of the donut box and hover over the grey donut Do it do what the person said dO IT
biomerge: biomerge: martin shrkeli’s defense lawyer is awful and i love it his lawyer literally said that he sometimes wants to punch martin in the face LMAO and said he’s a “good kid” and the response by the other lawyer was “he’s almost
depressed-madritt:Today one of my friends walked over to me and just gave me a hug, then she asked “are you sad?”, ofcourse I said no, but then she looked in my eyes and said “yes you are”, then she hugged me even tighter, and I think that’s
immaterial-girl: my mom was like “hey im gonna watch frozen did you like it” and i just said “oh yeah. Hans was my favorite character youll love him” and she literally just burst into my room, flipped on the lights and said “YOU LITTLE SHIT”
Once when I was 18 I met with this shemale and she gave me a blowjob and then she said she wanted anal. So I told her okay “bend your ass over”. She looked at me and said “no sweety, it’s you that’s getting anal”. I
hoaran: btw at dinner tn my mom said harry styles looks like a monkey and my brother looked her in the eyes and said “these meatballs are shitty and youre fucking rude”
hisrachelle: My brother taught me how to suck cock. I was 12, he was 15. He teased me about how I didn’t know anything about sex and I had to say I did so know. He said prove it and pulled out his coc and said show me how give a blow job. I did what
theannieplanet:theannieplanet:before i started dating my boyfriend i had a dream that he asked me out and he said “what should i call you instead of boyfriend/girlfriend because youre agender” and i looked him straight in the eye and said “the vista
abracaducknew-t: vampireapologist: vampireapologist: Some girl in my class was talking about McDonald’s shamrock shakes and this yeehaw dude in cowboy boots said they suck and then he looked me in the eyes and said “what you’re gonna do is go
albinwonderland: leosboots: Lady Eboshi was awesome. You know why? Because she looked at a town full of abused and exploited women and said “Fuck this shit” And they said “Look lady these girls are just trying to earn a living” But Lady Eboshi
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