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yourscientistfriend: ravibun: darecrow: We’ve found itSnail Church snurch Take me to snurch
justnevilledup: Person with hat: Excuse me, sir (falls over) Person with trumpet: (Starts playing “Taps”)
SpongeBob SquarePants
syrupvevo: I’m not like most girls *long pause as I sip chocolate milk through my very complex straw* I’m worse
seedy: if leonardo di caprio can wait 23 years for his oscar then y’all can wait for the damn light to turn green for more than 0.1 seconds before beeping at me tyvm
imanaires: im short & bitter
the-slog: make her smaller and purpler commission me !!!
joshpeck: me af
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cloudclad: Is this dog okay
SIGN ME THE FUCK UP FOR
misseffie: nasa: actually your star sign is wrong me:
The Mystery Of The Unknown Universe
bowserfucker: Don’t talk to me or my 78 insecurities ever again
If you ever catch me staring, I am:
a-princess-in-disguise: death-by-lulz: tell-me-lm-pretty: I thought this was gonna be a horror thing but it ended up being adorable
sansaregina: You know those street signs that say “men at work”? women don’t need those because it is understood. get to know me meme: 9/20 female characters ~ jessica huang (fresh off the boat)
they found me again
wigmund: naamahdarling: wormparty: what if oregon trail was called wagon age: oregons This made me so angry the first time I saw it I’m reblogging it again. Day 63: No darkspawn today. Alistair has died of dysentery.
Neurolove.me
implicating: me
i pray to never rest in peace
sunalwaysshining: I love planners, highlighters, giant calendars, nice ball point pens, to do lists, & anything else that gives me the illusion that I’m getting my life together
kotilae: Hey hey, go support me please! I need money for key chain & sticker supplies for fundraising for a local LGBTQ+ group and whatnot. It would also be nice to have a little extra cash money $$$ (mostly for buying lunch). From now on, I’ll
hungarian: what do u mean i don’t have a social life I just went grocery shopping with my mom
loveboycott: forestsuggestion: give the trees names and they will protect you (approaches random tree) punch that bastard for me, krunglefuck 9600. punch him real good
jaclcfrost: [said while barely holding back tears] honestly this is fine and i am completely unaffected right now, currently, as we speak
exceptionals: *is up* *doesnt click like because im pretending to be asleep*
canadad: me too my guy
bepeu: i just need a hug(e amount of money)
shitpost-senpai: studiotrigger: please tell me this is photoshopped you keep telling them they need jesus, so they took you up on it.
theshitfucksart: Hhhh I just kinda started feeling too nervous to color this and stuff so uh here is just a doodle I guess for user Ita Senpai pls notice me and think this is at least decent Please do not repost or remove the caption
mittai: employer: why do you want this job? me: $o I can expand my re$ume and gain experien$e in the job field $$$$$$$
paradeofproblematicfavs: randomstabbing: isohels: Do you know what I hate?? When I was growing up any time my brother upset/hurt/was rude to or downright nasty to me I was told “he’s just doing it to get a rise out of you” “he’s just doing
galehawthorne: galehawthorne: i jUST WANT TO BE LIKED I SPELLED BEVERAGE WRONG
