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spiders-and-striders: me: let me put on lipstick boy: oh…I don’t like lipstick on girls me:
hacksign: Me: *asks a yes or no question* someone: *gives me a 40 paragraph long answer* me: it’s a yes or no question.
lordstark: me: the stars are beautiful tonight you: yeah me: you know what else is beautiful you: (blushing) what? me: the moon. the planets. the rest of the galaxy. i fucking love space
chefpyro: me: *accidentally knocks out pokemon i wanted to catch with a critical hit* game: *plays happy victory music* me: dont mock me
stimpaks: Guys, if any of you have any triggers you want me to tag please tell me. I don’t care if it’s embarrassing That’s why anon exists I will literally tag whatever triggers you have Especially if it’s a phobia
keevies: SNAKE ME UP (SNAKE ME UP INSIDE) I CAN’T SNAKE UP (SNAKE ME UP INSIDE) SNAAAAAAAAAAAAKE MEEEEEEEEE
cleromancy: a cat: *touches me with its small hand* me: *eyes tearing up* thank you
matvrity: kerenvaisblay: inkskinned: when i was 12 i babysat this girl for a few years and she would come to me and show me her art, drag me by my wrists and point at the pieces she’d made during the week. and she’d be like “do the voice”
15 year old me meeting 20 year old me
africant: me eating in public: me eating at home:
positivedoodles: [drawing of a red jellyfish next to a caption that says “Dear you, thank you for everything. Love, me.” in red handwritten text.]
thelastpilot: mod2amaryllis: to everyone who’s ever said something kind about my work: you help me get through the day. thank you. Me
lmbwy: gayleafcrime: me: no.. The Disorder: you gotta part 2 me: i gotta…The Disorder: no..
stevenquartz: stevenquartz: friends: are you listening to that song again?me: me: no update:
r-is-rad: oamisoa: I love it when people tell me about me because I have no idea who I am I love when people say “i really like that thing you do, you know when you (insert thing)” and you had no idea that is something you do. I also love it when
kritterart: A Zenyatta approached me while I was busy obnoxiously murdering the ceiling as Reaper the other day. He thanked me once I finally stopped shooting and it was quiet again. Then I shot some more. He REALLY wanted me to chill out….
k-eke: My vision of an artist :) For me, we are all a part of an amazing garden, each of us making a part of it And we are all a little seed falling on the ground of being an artist. The flowers represent our passion and like in a garden, many types
saintsflows: me whenever someone mentions mass effect:
stormcallart: Thank you again @faemore for always giving me wonderful ideas and then being patient with me while i take three months to actually make it.
bighuge: remindish: bighuge: bighuge: bighuge: me when i love you! me when i freakin’ love you! ME WHEN I FRIGGIN LOVE YOU SO MUCH! This is a good shitpost actually this is a LOVEPOST but you do you i guess
qwp: me: *hears the first three notes of roundabout in public* me:
meekaleeks: Mirror me, selfie me, and real-life me have got to come to some sort of agreement
fedswatching: yencid: me on my way to your bed. me on my way from school
thatsthat24: pistachiolyon: thomas-sanders-with-vine: Nighttime Struggles 🌙 THIS IS LITERALLY ME RIGHT NOW! This is also quite literally me right now.
thelilnan: future child: can you help me with my school project me: whats it about future child: the history of japan me:
fartgallery: me [calling mall security]: check your security cameras right nowmall security: there’s a guy doing squats, but I don’t see much-me: yea that’s me, critique my form
onionat0r: ah-hem. don’t mind me. thane and my femshep, Peep. headcanon: thane likes having sex in public just to see if he’s stealthy enough to get away with it. also, anyone wanna give me a few hundred bucks so i can get a new tablet? EDIT:
the-matriarch:illustration by me, artwork © bioware, please don’t sue me
asculan:i know i say that everything is me but this really is me
berrystumpytail: Me: I’m sorry Someone: What are you sorry for? Me:
stilinski: me: *spends ū″ me:
eissibee: bente36: stardust-omelette: any individual who manages to convince or motivate me to finish me will earn, 12 potatoes, from me Amazing!! THIS IS GORGEOUS!!
zkac: yassmines: me going to search the world for love me going downstairs to get a fresh glass of Oranged juice
beesbeesfearfear: Me, playing Stardew Valley: Okay after this day I’ll close the game Me, the next day, already watered the crops and in town shopping: Unfortunate,
lion-prince: me: *has no money* when i get money i’ll definitely buy that me: *gets money* okay but do i really want that??
ssaravinter: Love hurts like a bullet shot right through the heart, burning all the hopes, bleeding my whole soul. They say it won’t kill me, they say it will make me stronger, but I wonder if they are wrong… somebody please stop mE More ow here
bpdgorl:me: *doin anything at all* me: is this okay??? can i do this?? like that?? is it okay to do this like that?? am i doing this right???????
sixsteen: Bae: so what do u want for ur bday Me: nothing u are all I need Me internally: Chanel no. 5, MIU MIU MU 13NS Sunglasses, PRADA Saffiano Cuir twin bag & Alexander Wang Gabi Booties with Rhodium Hardware
jupiters: me at 9 pm: got a big day tomorrow. better hit the hay me at 2 am:
seinfeldbassline: me to thousands of strangers on the internet: im suicidal me with my personal therapist that i pay to listen to my problems: like i guess….. im kinda not happy…. with living and all…. god this is embarrassing…. sorry
yeooneanti: me: types out a post me, deleting it: God jsut shut the fuck
cuckroach: me: hey mom i found something outside mom: it better not be a frog me:
telesilla: archangelruind: my friend is studying for the mcat and was just trying to explain to me about heat transfer and she said ‘you know, like the reason you get cold when you go outside on a freezing day is that your tiny human body is trying
holllywoo: you: braid my hair and call me pretty me:
cosmicwitchcraft: me casting evil spirits out of me home “ get the fuck you you fucking pieces of shit I did not ask for you * waves incense* this smells so good get the fuck out”
ohbrae: me: *lays awake at 3 a.m. thinking of the bomb ass breakfast and coffee i’m gonna make in a few hours* me waking up past noon: i will have a potato chip. this will suffice as nourishment.
atelierabintra: 人ひとヒトヒトこそこの世で最も摩訶不思議なイキモノMe: *is having a major pain flare-up*Me: *draws a super detailed fanart of a freaking CLAMP character*Me: *decided to ink it despite not being supposed to ink anything
feministperalta: me, with someone I have no interest in: lighthearted witty banter, often perceived by others as flirting. me, with someone I’m interested in/actually trying to flirt with:
jaspuppy: me, analyzing feelings and motivations of fictional characters: me, trying to understand myself and my feelings:
the-disney-elite: “I think that one of my favorite memories was when they showed [Tiana] to me in color for the first time. It was a surprise. They played this footage for me, and I just started to cry. So moving to me, and so amazing. I had no idea
untillion: Some young child: *screaming outside* Me with no context: Girl me too
flowerbpd: someone: says something to me in a slightly stern/serious tone me: i am so sorry i know im a horrible person undeserving of love
k-epiphany: me: wants to be multilingual, a musical prodigy, an artist, an author, a poet, an honour student, working in a well-paying job, successful and happy me: sits on my couch eating three(3) party-sized bags of salt and vinegar potato chips and
claires-eclairs: ‘consider me seduced, smooth talker’ just finished me2 so I drew this before I dive into me3. Replaying her is reminding me of how much I love their relationship ughhh
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![fartgallery: me [calling mall security]: check your security cameras right nowmall security: there’s a guy doing squats, but I don’t see much-me: yea that’s me, critique my form](https://64.media.tumblr.com/avatar_2f17846c25b8_128.png){kind=avatar}
![the-disney-elite: “I think that one of my favorite memories was when they showed [Tiana] to me in color for the first time. It was a surprise. They played this footage for me, and I just started to cry. So moving to me, and so amazing. I had no idea](https://64.media.tumblr.com/8ad758af336579ba21da1200db74f6df/tumblr_oqp57h3MEa1t0xyebo1_250.jpg)
